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I was hoping there would be some more back and forth between her and her mom but I still had a laugh.
 
This lolcow bullshit is different when the person is actually your friend.
You're a simp and fell for a pick-me. Great essay you did on why Lidl Drip bad but literal schizophrenic good :story:

Ew, Iranian Muslim pedophile as well
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You know 100% well I was joking when I said "free da homie".
Naw man, it's bad enough you're Iranian since that means you hold hands with da homies and kiss your dad on the lips. But being Muslim means you think a man who married a 9 year old and banned dogs to hide his gay love affair with Dihyah al-Kalbi is a good example to follow. Couple all that with you being a stinky currycel and the picture is clear. Makes sense why you're in love with PedoBoo really
 
Naw man, it's bad enough you're Iranian since that means you hold hands with da homies and kiss your dad on the lips. But being Muslim means you think a man who married a 9 year old and banned dogs to hide his gay love affair with Dihyah al-Kalbi is a good example to follow. Couple all that with you being a stinky currycel and the picture is clear. Makes sense why you're in love with PedoBoo really
You're lying about paladinboo as well.

Naw man, it's bad enough you're Iranian since that means you hold hands with da homies and kiss your dad on the lips. But being Muslim means you think a man who married a 9 year old and banned dogs to hide his gay love affair with Dihyah al-Kalbi is a good example to follow. Couple all that with you being a stinky currycel and the picture is clear. Makes sense why you're in love with PedoBoo really
This is literal kiwifarms level stuff where they just make up lies about someone. Just say you don't like Islam and hate all Muslims, you don't need to dress up your motives.
 
You're lying about paladinboo as well.
Well she's 34 (and FAT) and her e-bf isn't out of college, they've been e-dating for 3 years and she knew him for a year before that, so you do the math and tell me his possible age range.
Protip: he's not going for a masters

This is literal kiwifarms level stuff where they just make up lies about someone. Just say you don't like Islam and hate all Muslims, you don't need to dress up your motives.
You thoroughly enjoyed Kiwifarms before the fat schizophrenic you're in love with got banned for being a sperg over Null picking someone other than her. Do you think she's going to pick you next just because you white knight her on a gossip forum about a gossip forum?
Sad! Pathetic!
 
Well she's 34 (and FAT) and her e-bf isn't out of college, they've been e-dating for 3 years and she knew him for a year before that, so you do the math and tell me his possible age range.
Protip: he's not going for a masters
* He started college late

* He isn't taking alot of classes

* He failed his classes so it's taking longer

You thoroughly enjoyed Kiwifarms before the fat schizophrenic you're in love with got banned for being a sperg over Null picking someone other than her. Do you think she's going to pick you next just because you white knight her on a gossip forum about a gossip forum?
Sad! Pathetic!
I thought you were calling me a pedo. Why would I go for paladinboo if I were a pedophile? Get your story straight, dumbass.
 
I am

Because you want a co-conspirator that hates adult women as much as you, duh
I will never get how you people cannot understand the basic idea that a man can value a woman who doesn't have sex with them and the idea of edgy humor. This is redditor level shit.
 
Holy fuck this was a good laugh.
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She's a nice lady,
Is she?
I speak with her about my problems.
I'm sorry to hear that.
When I was soft doxxed it shook me up
I was only fail doxed a few times and I welcome any trolling directed towards Mike and Rita.
and she was the only one I could confide in.
Chat gpt, Alexa, or character A.I. would have been a more viable option and this is not even a joke.
Has Rebecca spilled the beans about your personal issues anywhere? This is a gossip site, after all.
If he knew the real answer to that be probably would not have made that post, but of course she has... In multiple places he will probably never know about both on and off kiwifarms. He's slow boiled frog cooked.
So you've never disagreed with her about anything :story:
He just doesn't say anything and nods hoping his simping pays off one day.
Real answer: because you're jealous of her e-fiancé and think you have a shot lol
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Bro's mad he can't land a sugar mama.
 
Is she?

I'm sorry to hear that.

I was only fail doxed a few times and I welcome any trolling directed towards Mike and Rita.

Chat gpt, Alexa, or character A.I. would have been a more viable option and this is not even a joke.

If he knew the real answer to that be probably would not have made that post, but of course she has... In multiple places he will probably never know about both on and off kiwifarms. He's slow boiled frog cooked.

He just doesn't say anything and nods hoping his simping pays off one day.

Bro's mad he can't land a sugar mama.
You guys make her sound like some backstabbing Chinese concubine who found out about battle strategies from some general and sold out the kingdom. Paladinboo is fundamentally a good person who has a mental illness.
 
You guys make her sound like some backstabbing Chinese concubine who found out about battle strategies from some general and sold out the kingdom.
That is oddly specific. Do you have something you'd like to share with us?
Paladinboo is fundamentally a good person who has a mental illness.
>Trusting someone on the internet
Well you're half right I guess.
 
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