Best way to deal with an insult?

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Not a good day. Was cooking dinner and mom comes in and calls me fat. I’m sitting pouting pissed off and my sibling tells me “Well, recontextualize it, she’s trying to give you advice” but that didn’t make me feel any better. Until I sat and thought and realized what did

I mean, my mom is morbidly obese. She needs help getting up the stairs and has been mistaken as pregnant several times. That’s not me being disrespectful, that’s just truth. Why the fuck am I caring about what someone that fat has to say about my weight?

Is it vindictive and petty? Yes! But it got me to continue making dinner. I’ve found a new way to cope when someone pisses me off, realize they’re just as if not more shit of a person

So, as always I must end these posts with a question, what do you do when someone says some fighting words?

 

[MylarBalloon123]

I have a BMI over 30 because I'm on medication that made me gain weight but I can still walk up and down stairs. trolls online makes a big deal out of my weight because a lot of the fat sits on my face so on pictures I look more fat than I really am. I wear size 44 inch pants at the waist and XXL to XXXL T-shirts. but I'm feeling fine no one in person say anything bad to me only trolls online does that. it's ironic your mother comment on your weight if she can't even walk up stairs.

 

[GoodbyeEricaRae]

Your mom sounds like a total bitch. She berates you WHILE you're making her fat ass dinner? You don't deserve that queen

 

[mtil]

stop being fat

 

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I have a BMI over 30 because I'm on medication that made me gain weight but I can still walk up and down stairs. trolls online makes a big deal out of my weight because a lot of the fat sits on my face so on pictures I look more fat than I really am. I wear size 44 inch pants at the waist and XXL to XXXL T-shirts. but I'm feeling fine no one in person say anything bad to me only trolls online does that. it's ironic your mother comment on your weight if she can't even walk up stairs.

Everyone?
A round of applause!
He wrote a paragraph WITHOUT mentioning Mylar balloons!!!

Your mom sounds like a total bitch. She berates you WHILE you're making her fat ass dinner? You don't deserve that queen

She never really eats the dinner I make (I think? Idk sometimes it’s gone and idk how it happened) so I guess it’s not her’s. She says she’s “just worried” but I know her to be a pretty dishonest person so I fucking doubt it.

stop being fat

 

[VAIDS Victim]

Some insults are so low they aren't even worth responding to. An obese person calling you fat falls in that territory, I think. Even if you were fat, I doubt rude reminders are an effective way to deal with that.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

You could also just ignore, its difficult but effective.

 

[BittersweetSymphonyBittersweetSymphony is verified member.]

If it's too difficult to ignore, you can always seek a mental health specialist or a psychiatrist. Or spend some of your time at a Day Hospital program.

 

[The Real Sam Asp Glassen]

Not a good day. Was cooking dinner and mom comes in and calls me fat. I’m sitting pouting pissed off and my sibling tells me “Well, recontextualize it, she’s trying to give you advice” but that didn’t make me feel any better. Until I sat and thought and realized what did

I mean, my mom is morbidly obese. She needs help getting up the stairs and has been mistaken as pregnant several times. That’s not me being disrespectful, that’s just truth. Why the fuck am I caring about what someone that fat has to say about my weight?

Is it vindictive and petty? Yes! But it got me to continue making dinner. I’ve found a new way to cope when someone pisses me off, realize they’re just as if not more shit of a person

So, as always I must end these posts with a question, what do you do when someone says some fighting words?

Sorry, your siblings are retarded.

Advice has to contain some sort of directives. Just commenting is not an advice.

Also your mom is a landwhale. you should sell her to Japanese.

 

[The Real Sam Asp Glassen]

You could also just ignore, its difficult but effective.

Or clap back with "just like her mother."

 

[Onion Null 2]

Don't sell. The best thing you can do for insults is to ignore them.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Was cooking dinner and mom comes in and calls me fat.

How fat? So fat, you put mayo on an aspirin? That's a Joan Rivers joke.

I mean, my mom is morbidly obese.

Sooooo... it's your Moms fault. What did you eat growing up?

what do you do when someone says some fighting words?

"I forgive Molesworth, for your uncouth words"

I have a BMI over 30 because I'm on medication that made me gain weight but I can still walk up and down stairs.

Is your medication donuts?

because a lot of the fat sits on my face so on pictures I look more fat than I really am.

"Fatter than I really am..."

I wear size 44 inch pants at the waist and XXL to XXXL

You are a fat bastard, dude. 44". Absolute bunter.

The best thing you can do for insults is to ignore them.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

If it's too difficult to ignore, you can always seek a mental health specialist or a psychiatrist. Or spend some of your time at a Day Hospital program.

You could always kill them

 

[coffee adict]

So, as always I must end these posts with a question, what do you do when someone says some fighting words?

Nothing, most of the time people just shout nonsense insults, ignoring them usually makes them angrier and prune to spewing even more bullshit which is funnier than arguing head on
There were times on which I imagined myself chopping them into pieces with a rusted machete and sent the pieces to their families narco style, thankfully I'm lazy so this never happens and never will happen (hopefully...)

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Nothing, most of the time people just shout nonsense insults, ignoring them usually makes them angrier and prune to spewing even more bullshit which is funnier than arguing head on
There were times on which I imagined myself chopping them into pieces with a rusted machete and sent the pieces to their families narco style, thankfully I'm lazy so this never happens and never will happen (hopefully...)

My thoughts exactly

 

[Dr. Nate]

Well, are you fat?

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Well, are you fat?

What are you talking about?

 

[The Real Sam Asp Glassen]

Nothing, most of the time people just shout nonsense insults, ignoring them usually makes them angrier and prune to spewing even more bullshit which is funnier than arguing head on
There were times on which I imagined myself chopping them into pieces with a rusted machete and sent the pieces to their families narco style, thankfully I'm lazy so this never happens and never will happen (hopefully...)

If we didn't live in a society where blacks don't lynch us for calling them what they are, I'd say "fuck you nigger and your HIV coochie."

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Fat people's minds are constantly in pursuit of food. I can't imagine thinking about food 24/7.