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id just about bet my dick its the constant churn from "reactions" being recorded in DB, loading the reaction images themselves , and notifications about the reactions, all of which can be offloaded.
say he bought a handful of shitty VPSes with unmetered bandwidth and put them in round robin as fuck12345.kiwifarms.st , configured squid to use kiwifarms.st as an origin server , he could then change all the static content links (reaction images, static content including but not limited that 500kb background image on the front page, because if 2000 people hit you at the same time thats a gig now just for that one image, now you have the whole website hitting F5 to see "if its back" and , it could easily be gigs and gigs of traffic just to request that comic book background image, im not even kidding) from "/filename.xxx" or "kiwifarms.st/filename.xxx" to "fuck12345.kiwifarms.st/filename.xxx" and he wouldnt even have to move or change anything. but now its memcached and not coming off the server. it would be in its original location on kiwifarms.st/filename.xxx . this is something i wish got more visibility and discussion , because, fuck cloudflare and fuck their censorship, this is the way to go.
that part im fine posting because there are other boards (.farm, skibidi, theres this place) that dont get anywhere near as mich traffic or , maybe havent pissed cloudflare off and gotten cancelled YET.... but probably eventually will.................... i only hope someone "fighting the man" on our 1A, hopefully for the right reasons, and getting fucked on that front finds this post some day.
i think i know what id do, or try to do, about that reaction shit too but id have to see the code.
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While Josh pretends Reddit is at fault for killing Cobes with "care packages" of alcohol, his users have been confirmed as doing the same and more. This is behavior he claims gets you banned.
youre asking a guy with a fox avatar if hes a homo.
I mean I don't know about anybody else but for me that just raises more questions about your sexuality.
Gore San
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Minors shouldn't fuck other minors either and I shouldn't have to explain why. People should wait till they are adults to have sex. Minors can still be charged with statutory rape too in some states. Getting a girl knocked up before you finish high school is not something you want to do and even people who did that themselves would tell you it's a bad idea. Sure abortion exists but they could just as easily use the child to get child support out of you. It's just a bad idea in general to not get your life together before making a family anyway. So there isn't any reason a 16 year old should be fucking anyone even other 16 years olds before they finish highschool. Don't be retarded.
>post in 2023
>join date in 2022
"a couple years back"
>was a kiwifarmer for 5 months
not criticizing you @thefrogninja , id have fun spreading that one too if it checked out.
Twitter. Not Even Once.
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Reason: It was the best "mistake" I ever made my life
hey sometimes youre both fucked up on mushrooms and mdma and it just happens and , now you have this beautiful little girl with flippers and gills to not raise.
Gore San
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Yeah sure, in your specific circumstances, but there is a reason Mexican and black girls getting knocked up in highschool is a meme and people criticize teenage moms who can't keep their legs closed long enough to get their life together first. It's irresponsible.
Reason: Everyone I know who did it says they made a bad choice they had to live with forever but they still love their kids so wouldn't change it but would never encourage 16 year olds to drop out of highschool to have a baby.
You know I do have to say that I wish I would have had a "normal" last couple years of my childhood. I was in high school married to my pregnant wife my junior year and was raising a baby and my senior year.
Top that all off with the fact that we were emancipated as well, so we were legally adults before we even had driver's licenses lol.
I was in a hurry to grow up but we did do it responsibly. But we both had the familial structure and help from both sides of the family that we were able to finish school and work and get on our feet.
Gore San
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Yeah I mean it a "don't make the same mistakes I did" sort of way because you're only young once so people should not be in a hurry to grow up because they will miss their childhood when they get older. It's way more simple when the most complicated thing in your life is studying for a math test or something.
Yeah I'm glad I'm not a grandpa yet lol.
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people focusing on the random pack of seeds is my favorite surely that is what killed him
So if I'm reading this correctly, multiple people can basically brick the site at the same time if they decided to have the website load a fuck-ton of images at the same time? Say, for example, if they all clicked the "smilies" icon in the reply box... given how many fucking smilies KF has as an option, all those little icons would eventually build-up to GBs of data to where the server couldn't handle it?
I assume videos are worse since they don't load as instantly as pictures do?
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In KiwiFarm news, the Indian CEO of YouTube is somehow unbanning bad YouTubers. I wonder if this will include InfoWars and Alex Jones soon? (Also, what does a CEO of YouTube have to do with lolcows....)
Considering youtube accounts like Birdie's original channel was not terminated I am assuming more of the older ones are being brought back. Maybe the loophole Keemstar had won't be needed anymore.