Muh Autism I FUCKING HATE SUMMER

[Onion Null 2]

The only thing good about this shitty time of season is that the worst months are named after the two worst Caesars in the world.

Both of them fucked Cleopatra (one literally and one figuratively)

Islam would have never taken a stronghold in the Middle East if not for the elimination of Cleopatra.

Fuck you, July (Julius) and August (Augustus) you faggots.

You unleashed Muhammad onto us all.

 

[AVMC]

Me too. I also really hate summer. Unpopular opinion I know.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Me too. I also really hate summer. Unpopular opinion I know.

The winter is the money weather. I enjoy snow.

 

[Ash's Dildo]

You hate summer because you cant show off bodies like other men and woo hot chicks lol

 

[Onion Null 2]

You hate summer because you cant show off bodies like other men and woo hot chicks lol

If I showed my body off to other women my wife would cut off my testicles.

 

[Ash's Dildo]

If I showed my body off to other women my wife would cut off my testicles.

Like that Japanese woman who kept her dead boyfriend's dick

 

[Onion Null 2]

Like that Japanese woman who kept her dead boyfriend's dick

Except she's Chinese so I'm sure she'd find a delicious recipe into turning my genitals into dumplings and we would both have to eat them for dinner.

 

[Gore San]

I do better in cold weather because I'm white.

 

[Nektar Geist]

I am someone who has no problem assaulting tourists, tho. (Worst part of the summer).

 

[mtil]

lets be honest, autumn is the only good season

 

[Onion Null 2]

lets be honest, autumn is the only good season

Thank you for calling it Autumn and not fall. And I like autumn and winter. Anything that's not hotter than Vietnamese gonorrhea (it's a long story)

 

[Home]

Fuck summer. Total summer death. Plunge the Earth into eternal snow storms.

 

[Gore San]

Someone turn off the sun forever.

 

[Gore San]

I just remembered my PFP is Alucard. Never gonna beat the vampire larp allegations. Someone get me a Auri-El's bow and arrows.

 

[Home]

Someone turn off the sun forever.

“Someone turn off the sun forever”

 

[Gore San]

"I don't tan, I burn."

 

[Onion Null 2]

"I don't tan, I burn."
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Fr I'm so fucking Irish I go from "white" to "Nagasaki victim" after 10 minutes in the sun.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

I love summer. Just swim, it's a natural air conditioner.

 

[Onion Null 2]

I love summer. Just swim, it's a natural air conditioner.

I live in Chicago where do you expect me to get a pool at?

 

[Gore San]

I love summer. Just swim, it's a natural air conditioner.

The only river nearby is very dangerous to swim in and people drown in it every year because it suddenly floods and there are no flood sirens. I don't have a pool either and public ones are gross. Also there are leeches in the river. So when you do swim you gotta pull them off. AC is expensive and it's easier to warm up for me than cool off. Plus, white skin is better for low sun environments and dark skin is better for hot sunny areas because melanin. That's why we get darker after exposure. Plus I sweat a lot and hate it.