Freedom from the matrix by storyteller Lemmy

[Shadfan666xxx000]

No dude... I don't understand this at all. Like I get the idea of trading the sensation of pain for pleasure because there's bad wiring in your brain or whatever but what I'm not understanding is how is a testicle not being ruptured?

I'm a stupid fuck so I've been injured more than a couple of times on the job (I'm actually on light duty and working at home for the next few months because I fractured my kneecap)

That was a full-on full force kick from a fit woman directly into the sack. How did she not pop a ball? I had a buddy when I was a teenager credit card himself while we were skateboarding and he ruptured a testicle, that shits no joke, they took like a huge needles worth of blood out of his sack. Shit was GNARLY.

I get the people have different delights and I'm not going to understand all of them, I'm not talking about the phantasms and enchantments of sex. What I'm not understanding here dog is THE PHYSICS OF THIS. They don't even let you do that in the UFC.

That was like Charlie Brown doing the AAAAAUUUUGH football kick but Lucy didn't pull the football.

And the football was that guy's fucking nards.

Zenkai boost. His dick recovers stronger than ever.

 

[Jack (Onionfarms)Jack (Onionfarms) is verified member.]

Zenkai boost. His dick recovers stronger than ever.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Its on dragonball. Its true.

 

[Jack (Onionfarms)Jack (Onionfarms) is verified member.]

Its on dragonball. Its true.

Dragon ball???

 

[The Washington Ogre]

I'm just going to say it because it's worth the "Jack is a faygeleh" jokes that I'm inevitably going to be hit with....

But I would much rather fuck this guy:

Why are you gay?