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[Gore San]

Skibidifarms.st has better moderation and higher standards then this shithole of a site

We can agree on one thing at least.

 

[mtil]

Only good Muslim is a dead Muslim. All abrahamic religions are plagiarizing Judaism because it was historically first. Christians and Muslims are Jews with extra steps.
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plagiarism is good

 

[Gore San]

The Koran is a self insert pedo fan fiction

 

[mtil]

should be right up your alley then baby fucker

 

[Gore San]

should be right up my alley since I'm a baby fucker

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Only good Muslim is a dead Muslim. All abrahamic religions are plagiarizing Judaism because it was historically first. Christians and Muslims are Jews with extra steps.

Christianity is based because you can eat pork and cheese

 

[Gore San]

Found this in my archive and had to share it somewhere. This is the most fitting place.

 

[Jack (Onionfarms)Jack (Onionfarms) is verified member.]

This age is not in agreement with the historical context of the life of the life of Muhammad: https://newlinesmag.com/essays/why-...e-age-of-the-prophet-muhammads-youngest-wife/

Aisha was most likely in her teens around 15 or so. Muhammad's life does not reflect that of a pedophile. With one exception, all of Muhammad's wives were widows.

When you say that she was not six and he banged her when she was nine, you were not quoting from the Hadith. The Hadith is beneath the Sunnah which says she was a child, and the Sunnah is beneath the Quran, which alludes to her being a child and Muslims can NOT argue with the words and actions of the prophet, which is what the Hadith and Sunnah are.

The Sunnah (which is one level down from the Quran) also states that Muhammad was so stupid that he accidentally quoted satanic verses.

So we're in a bit of a conundrum here and maybe you can help me out with it, because there's only three options:

1. The Quran is vague but the Hadith is correct and Muhammad was a pedophile

2. The Hadith is incorrect and his wife wasn't a child, but Muhammad was a moron at best and dabbled in Satanism at worst (keep in mind that this option is blasphemous toward the Quran which is the end-all be-all of the dune coon religion)

Or

3. Islam is a superstitious barbaric religion that was made up by empty-headed dumb fucks who have been cousin cunting since the middle ages. Only a hundred generations of people marrying their cousins would follow a religion so fucked.

I mean Jesus Christ, at least our Jesus Christ got crucified by the Romans for thinking that he was dying for all of our sins. Even if he was wrong that's badass. What did Muhammad do? Mistake a meteor for something devout and marry children.

 

[Gore San]

The Hadiths that say she is 6 at marriage and 9 at consummation are the most reliable because the people who wrote them wrote multiple other important Hadiths. So when they say one from him is reliable but another isn't you clearly see it's cherry picking. All the ones saying she is older were added way way way later to make it look less bad, the Koran isn't allowed to be edited but they did anyway. The ones who push that are outliers doing taqiyya. They are all very modern and made after the official Hadiths so are not real Hadiths. They were not even correctly translated.

 

[Jack (Onionfarms)Jack (Onionfarms) is verified member.]

The Hadiths that say she is 6 at marriage and 9 at consummation are the most reliable because the people who wrote them wrote multiple other important Hadiths. So when they say one from him is reliable but another isn't you clearly see it's cherry picking. All the ones saying she is older were added way way way later to make it look less bad, the Koran isn't allowed to be edited but they did anyway. The ones who push that are outliers doing taqiyya. They are all very modern and made after the official Hadiths so are not real Hadiths. They were not even correctly translated.

Imagine your entire religion being like Protestants lol.

I have zero respect for any religion that worships Jesus that isn't the Catholic religion. You don't just get to pick and choose what arbitrary rules to follow and then have Martin Luther nail your list of demands to the door.

Last time I checked THE HOLY TRINITY DOESN'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.

EXTRA ECCLESIAM NULLA SALUS, MOTHER FUCKER!​

But I digress.

But I've noticed that cherry-picking hypocrisy all over Islam, both the Sunni and Shiites. I've noticed it in a lot of religions to be completely honest.

I mean even in Catholicism (cough) pedophile priests (cough)

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Imagine your entire religion being like Protestants lol.

I have zero respect for any religion that worships Jesus that isn't the Catholic religion. You don't just get to pick and choose what arbitrary rules to follow and then have Martin Luther nail your list of demands to the door.

Last time I checked THE HOLY TRINITY DOESN'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.

EXTRA ECCLESIAM NULLA SALUS, MOTHER FUCKER!​

But I digress.

But I've noticed that cherry-picking hypocrisy all over Islam, both the Sunni and Shiites. I've noticed it in a lot of religions to be completely honest.

I mean even in Catholicism (cough) pedophile priests (cough)

I wish we got the based black pope

 

[Gore San]

I wish we got the based black pope

Religion is for people, silly.

 

[Jack (Onionfarms)Jack (Onionfarms) is verified member.]

Religion is for people, silly.

What about the space pope?

 

[Gore San]

I need space carrier pigeons to deliver letters about basting and fucking the space fear turkey, in space.

 

[Jack (Onionfarms)Jack (Onionfarms) is verified member.]

I need space carrier pigeons to deliver letters about basting and fucking the space fear turkey, in space.

I liked your post but it didn't say the word space enough times. You need to make it more spacey.

 

[Jack (Onionfarms)Jack (Onionfarms) is verified member.]

Here is Kevin Spacey in space thinking about writing a story set in space as he types out the screen play double spaced.

(Obviously he's spacing out at the moment)

Also as luck would have it, this is the one time that my weird double spacing on boards pays off for the joke.