The craziest part about this phone call is that it's only one minute long, there is nobody on the other end working her up, and this is her at MAXIMUM composure.
She can't even hold it together for 1 minute.
This bitch has more red flags then a Beijing parade, just keep in mind that this is one minute and listen to the first 10 seconds compared to the final 10 seconds.
This is clearly a girl who gets physical in relationships. I GUARANTEE you she's a hitter. When a girl is a hitter, she works herself up into hitting you. Listen to how she bargains at first (stop posting my personal information, leave women alone)
She can't help but mix that in with victim blaming (she gets mad at Ken for not blocking her number, as if it's his fault she's power calling him and leaving messages)
She also shouts me out (thanks Ash! Love that sultry voice! Quick question: do you smoke cigarettes, or do you eat them? Cuz that voice is deeper than that bottomless pit called depression)
She peppers the rest of the message with standard insults about how nobody cares about him and he's a hog and nobody's on his website, but the icing on the cake for me is how she ends it like a frustrated 14-year-old girl:
OH MY GAAAAAAWD!!! (She actually says it twice. Fucking CINEMA)
Any dude who has been in a relationship with a woman who has hit them before is savvy to what I'm saying here... That is the sound of an unstable bitch hyping herself up and making herself mad enough to hit a guy.
And remember: SHE KNEW SHE WAS BEING RECORDED. THIS WAS THE BEST SHE COULD DO TO NOT MAKE HERSELF LOOK FOOLISH.
Also, I love her obsession with me even when I'm not around! JACK CAN'T HAVE A FAMILY! JACK CAN'T HAVE A FAMILY BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE A FAMILY!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! HE'S A DRUNK!!!
In all honesty I'm surprised she didn't describe the picture of that tranny she's been posting for the last day and a half.
I'm loving the phone messages,
@Onion Null please keep them coming.
Let's see how much she smears the mascara in your inbox