Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Toji Suzuhara / fauxx (?)

[Ikolthur Benoit]

Only way you will be able to bait a response is by slandering his waifu I imagine.
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Asuka is Bolivian gypsy.

 

[Gore San]

He's fucking with you, ye dork.
He uses carrots for this.

She doesn't have to choose the carrot or the stick, she'll use them both

 

[Bear Hammer]

This is the only one I could find of him coping of Onion Farms in the Supporters board (Its annoying because he only ever refers to it as of which is such a generic term)
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"yeah, I know that a faggot there on OF has T&H and tracks the posts I make on Supporters. I actually want bear hammer to see this post, you see?"
Hi Toji! If posting one image of you posting in the Supporters board is tracking you, then one response is total cope from you.

Why won’t Toji just talk shit about me publicly instead of behind some paywalled board? If you’ve got something to say and you want me to see it, then post it where I can actually read it. Otherwise it just comes off like weak middle school gossip, too scared to say it with your chest, but hoping word gets back anyway.

What's the point?

 

[Takeru (T.K) Takaishi]

zoey anliteralidiot wants to fuck you but she's a groomer and a fat chick so not sure if you're into that. She is also anti-taking meds and incredibly mentally ill though so you might get along. She has a made up husband in her head and also wants to fuck an anime character like you! She's a pedo and all but you would probably love her obsession psychotic ass and it would keep her from trying to murder my gf for a bit probably. She does like to file false police reports though so I wouldn't really trust anything she says if I were you, especially if you look into her history of gayops, and I have been able to pull the report showing she did that and it makes her big mad everytime it gets mentioned so careful as she probably will get abusive when proven wrong, which is pretty much 100% of the time

 

[vlcmediaplayer]

If you’ve got something to say and you want me to see it, then post it where I can actually read it. Otherwise it just comes off like weak middle school gossip, too scared to say it with your chest, but hoping word gets back anyway.

Described the Supporters board at KF in a nutshell basically.
Gossip about people you don't like with a decent amount of privacy, and thinking that person will never see it.
There's a reason why the Spiderman thread is the most popular one in Supporters.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Toji claims he's "quite certainly a man" (we'll take his word on that) but says he's neither autistic nor remotely overweight, but not denying he's an antisocial chronically online loser. Which everyone knows he is.

 

[emon]

It’s May 19th, 2026.

Toji Suzuhara, a kiwi farms user / discord groomer, is celebrating his own personal holiday.

Toji Day.

Toji’s in his room, marinating in his own filth, piss and shit. He's a worthless sped, and he knows it. His gamer chair wheezes under him. He glances down and discovers, that he has three sets of man tits, like some kind of Lovecraftian cow. His gut oozes under the desk like melted wax. It’s only 6 in the Morning and he's already sweating because sitting down is intense physical activity for him. He screams down the hall:

“MOM! IT’S TOJI DAY! GET ME MY HOT POCKETS AND MUH BUCKET!”

The "bucket" refers to a crusted KFC container he uses for piss, cum, tears, and whatever fluid his body produces when he gets too excited talking to mentally ill BPD women on discord. This year's celebration was supposed to be special. Toji had just finished a 30-page essay called "Why Zoey Secretly Loves Me And Why Grooming Mentally Ill Women Is Good Actually." He was ready to unveil it in a new thread he titled:

“Zoey Is 20 Now So It's Not Grooming Even Though She's Literally Fucking Retarded.”


But before he could hit "post," it happened.

Bear Hammer, Tojis arch rival, has been keeping tabs on Toji for months, just dropped a megaton archive. Discord logs to Zoey trying to meet up with her, voice messages, videos of him masturbating in women’s underwear.

The farms exploded. Mods stickied the thread. Farmers were shocked to learn that Bear Hammer was right along, and that they should have never hated him, and that it was Toji who was the deranged one. Amid the chaos, Toji emerged with a final, unhinged post titled:

“Bear Hammer Was Right: I Deserved This All Along, I'm such a worthless tard...”

He confessed everything. Called himself a monster, and admitted he was brown. Blamed his mom, Reddit, Zoey, trans people, and Bear Hammer. Especially Bear Hammer. He ended it like this:

"BEAR HAMMER RAPED ME! HE RAPED ME!"


Then, live on his Discord server, Toji chugged a 2-liter bottle of bleach and attempted to hang himself using his razor mouse cable tied to a ceiling fan. The fan broken instantly due to his weight and crushed his neck.


The cops found him with a printed out photo of Zoey taped to his chest. Underneath it, written on his desk:

"TOJI DAY IS CANCELLED."

I am one month late to this but goddamn are you autistic.

 

[Bear Hammer]

I am one month late to this but goddamn are you autistic.

One month late and you are still projecting. Impressive.

You're the nigger lurking a mentally ill teenage girls online activity like it's a full time job, spam your thinly veiled sexual attraction to her, to the point where even other people have called you out.

If I'm autistic, what does that make you?

 

[emon]

You're the nigger lurking a mentally ill teenage girls online activity like it's a full time job, spam your thinly veiled sexual attraction to her, to the point where even other people have called you out.

I am not the person you think I am LMAO.

If I'm autistic, what does that make you?

Aryan

 

[Bear Hammer]

I am not the person you think I am LMAO.

Are you not the person who made these posts?

> inb4 "b-but you said similar things to Zoey!"

It was said to prove a point, you do it way more often, and with more emotional investment

 

[emon]

Are you not the person who made these posts?

> inb4 "b-but you said similar things to Zoey!"

It was said to prove a point, you do it way more often, and with more emotional investment




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No, Bear Hammer, I am indeed NOT the person who made these posts. Besides the Lain pfp I don't know why you think I'm Toji.

 

[Sailor Troon]

I am one month late to this but goddamn are you autistic.

 

[BittersweetSymphonyBittersweetSymphony is verified member.]

Ngl, Toji is a very interesting person. There is something about that person that stands out from the rest.

 

[Gore San]

Unfortunately for you he probably has arms and likely isn't a child.

 

[Vatan-Partisi]

Ngl, Toji is a very interesting person. There is something about that person that stands out from the rest.

She's an adult and she's taken lil bro

 

[Gore San]

She's an adult and she's taken lil bro

I thought he said he was a man or something. Is it a pooner?

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[Vatan-Partisi]

/asuka/ won btw

 

[Takeru (T.K) Takaishi]

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No, actually Shinji ends up with Mari. Have you even watched Rebuild? You're nothing but a disgusting loli

 

[Sailor Troon]

I like that this thread is having less and less and less to do with Toki and moreso to do with taking the piss at each other.

 

[Vatan-Partisi]

I thought he said he was a man or something. Is it a pooner?

She mentioned she was a biological woman in a dm chain once.
No clue if she's an actual ftm pooner or just pretending to be a man for some autistic larp.