Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

[Nektar Geist]

And you prove you lurk, and cannot help but reply. I use RETARDED NONCE to describe Alex. See. How. That. Works.

btw, did he decode the message? Did it involve his address, and instructions, for the Anti-Alex Army, who live in Alex's head?

 

[Bear Hammer]

More Questions and More Answers.



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Question 14: Are you fat?

Answer: I have been underweight but I have been obese too. But I'm nowhere near as morbidly obese as the trolls make it out to be.

Question 15: Is Atria and Suhail your property.

Answer: CORRECT. These displaced christian neurodivergent girls are my property and no one elses. I don't want to be famous so them putting them through AI doesn't effect me as much. Just please leave the other anime artists alone.

Question 16: Do you hate the people who talk shit about you on KiwiFarms?

Answer: I only hate Joshua Conner Moon. I don't hate the other people. I just wish they'd find themselves a purpose in life and not have such a low self esteem to bully others to make themselves feel good. I want them to have a good life.

Question 17: What's your opinion on Noushintou Hoshi.

Answer: I kinda like her. I love her artworks but I don't want to be around her, I'd rather stay out of her life.

Question 18: What is your favorite star?

Answer: Hard to say. Probably Capella because it looks nice and bright in the summer sky.

Question 19: Russia or Ukraine?

Answer: I support Ukraine. I do love Russian people but I hate the Kremlin.

Question 20: Israel or Palestine?

Answer: I really don't want to pick a side. I have friends who support Israel and friends who support Palestine. I hear arguments from both sides but It's not worth picking one.


Question 21: Armenia or Azerbaijan?

Answer: Same as question 20.

Question 22: India or Pakistan?

Answer: Same as question 20.

Question 23: Opinion on Donald Trump?

Answer: I hate him more than Joshua Conner Moon.

Question 24: What religion are you?

Answer: An esoteric form of Christianity.

Question 25: Do you support LGBT?

Answer: Hell yeah!

I use INCORRECT to respond to false rumors made about me.

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The funniest irony is that everyone gets banned on Kiwi Farms no matter what.

Why even bother trying to go back on KiwiFarms when you know you're gonna be banned again, you should accept your ban, move on and sort out your life. Toji Suzuhara is the biggest internet junkie I've ever seen. It's like he's addicted to this website. Please for the love of god give Toji Suzuhara some rehabilitation. Same with AnOminous with a whopping 200,000 posts. I don't hate them, I just want them to recover from such an extreme internet addiction. I feel a sense of happiness when I finally read an entire book for the first time in years (if you don't include manga). Book in question is The Fourth Turn

He also specfied on what is tranny fantasy is

 

[Bear Hammer]

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Actually. This is what I want to be IRL. A cute blind girl named Sight. I want to be a cute blind anime girl.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Half of that can be arranged if he just gouges out his eyes and save everyone the trouble of seeing his art ever again. He could always troon out too but he will still never be a real woman. And maybe super glue one of those uncanny valley plastic anime masks to his face then die of starvation because he forgot he can't eat with it on.

 

[paintingatree]

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[Bear Hammer]

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He then immedately updated it also:

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This retard cries constantly about being called a pedophile, but then turns around and throws that same accusation at anyone he doesn’t like. He has zero self-awareness and just repeats the same cycle over and over, gets made fun of for doing something retarded, cries foul, promises to “give up the war” against Kiwi Farms and be normal again, and then is back posting like nothing happened. How many times has he said he’s going to go offline? Five? Ten? He’ll never learn.

Oh and Alex please come back to Skibidifarms we've been missing you.

You should make a thread about him there, it would be funny to have a thread about him on three different websites.

Make sure to include his dox in it if you do.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Look what I found on Apple Music:

https://music.apple.com/us/song/f-k-kiwifarms-and-onionfarms-feat-kermisvoyager1997/1806334735

And Spotify:

He has this on YouTube as well:

 

[paintingatree]

The hell is this :

Pictures at an Exhibition is classical music originally composed by Russian composer Modest Mussorgsky.

In other news, Alex is friends with @MylarBalloon123 on deviant art .. The cow crossover of our times.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

The hell is this :

Pictures at an Exhibition is classical music originally composed by Russian composer Modest Mussorgsky.

In other news, Alex is friends with @MylarBalloon123 on deviant art .. The cow crossover of our times.

Of course him and the balloons fucker are friends. Someone needs to set up a political debate between those two.

 

[Bear Hammer]

TRANSGENDER ARC HAS STARTED!

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I was so unsatisfied about how I look that I was actually thinking about burning my face with boiling water or acid, but I google image searched how that would end up and that would be a nightmare and I would look way worse than I already do, plus, it would be extremely painful and I would be mocked and ridiculed even more. So I'm just gonna keep my face intact, but I'm thinking if becoming a trans women.

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Alex has also Uploaded a new album titled "Pandoras Box", the cover art is an armless anime girl with math equations surrounding her, highlighting Alex's attempts to look smart. All of the "songs" are very long, usually lasting for over 10 minutes, the longest being over an hour long.

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[Bear Hammer]

I don't know why Alex, being a canadian, feels entitled to tell other countries what their laws should be:

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Using personal photos should be illegal in the US.​

I know I cannot get all pictures of my face of the internet (and you know what, fine,) but it still annoys me that people steal them and upload these pictures, vandalize these pictures and draw me without my permission. It should be illegal. And no, it does not fall under fair use. I know it's illegal in Canada and the European Union but many sites that abuse my personal photos are located in the United States where laws are different. My only chance on getting them to stop vandalizing my pictures is to pursue legal action and get them extradited and tried in Canada. I feel very vulnerable, and is part of the reason why I wanted to look like the girly boy Iwai-San. Anyone who does make videos out of me in bad faith will result in a copyright strike from me.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Transginger

 

[Bear Hammer]

It's honestly sad to see the fall of the hog, so much that even kiwis are getting bored of him.

I missed the old days when he would threaten other user and cut him self and say that each scar represented a kiwi user, he should do that again.

 

[Bear Hammer]

The hog (remember him lol) uploaded a new video in the first time in a while​

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I privated all my YouTube videos because the internet really isn't worth it anymore | PreserveTube

Don't reupload anything or I will DMCA it. Don't ask me for videos.

preservetube.com

 

[paintingatree]

Still sperging about his thread, he needs anger management.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Still sperging about his thread, he needs anger management.

The funny thing is, all he has to do is stop posting on the internet for a few days and no one would care about him anymore.

This thread was already very close to dying when he uploaded this.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Does anyone know why he likes @zoey now? She has called him a pedophile multiple times and told him to kill himself.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Does anyone know why he likes @zoey now? She has called him a pedophile multiple times and told him to kill himself.
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@MylarBalloon123 mentioned

 

[Crimson Fucker]

 

[Bear Hammer]

@MylarBalloon123 mentioned

Mylar has been Alex's friend for a while now, he replies to almost every single post Alex makes and Alex has made videos defending him.