I am addicted to eating poop
I am addicted to eating poop. So, i collect the poop out of public toilets and i take it home in a plastic bag. When i get home, i put googly eyes on them and shape them into people. The ones that are not shaped good enough i pretend that they are being executed and i eat them while the poop googly eyes stare at me in satisfaction. I just couldn’t keep this secret anymore and had to just vent. Don’t try to tell me to stop because i love the taste and smell of it.
I shit your pants.
It was me Barry. I took them off in the middle of your college graduation speech and shit in them. Then i took them off... and put them back on you. Making everyone believe you walked up there and shit yourself during your speech. Yes... that's right, it was me. I am the reason for every bad thing happening to you. That one time you shook you crushes hand i jerked you off and made you think you came just from the touch of a woman! That's right, you don't really suffer from premature ejaculation! It was ME! I'M the one who gave you covid right before your elderly disabled homeless veteran and orphans with terminal illness and comprised immune systems soup kitchen, forcing you to unknowingly kill everyone you fed! It was i who made you give them their last meal Barry! IT WAS ME!
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Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
I don't even ask if they got green card
They're gonna pave up my driveway this christmas
They're gonna clean all my cars this Christmas
They're gonna shovel all the snow this christmas
Those illegals in my yard
They're gonna dig me a pool this christmas
They're gonna landscape my lawn this christmas
They're gonna cook me up some tacos this christmas
Those illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
16 arrive in a stolen car
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
When they're not working they sit at the bar
They're gonna drink some cervezas for christmas
They're gonna shoot some tequila this christmas
They're gonna get DUIs for christmas
Those illegals in my yard
They're getting free organ transplants this christmas
They're gonna have anchor babies for christmas
They're gonna scream "Si se puede" this christmas
Those illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
One at a time run past those border guards
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Hugo Chávez sent his kind regards
They're gonna tackle Pat Buchanan this christmas
They're gonna chase down Lou Dobbs this christmas
They're gonna join up with "La Raza" this christmas
Those illegals in my yard
They're gonna spread bubonic plague this christmas
They're gonna bring lots of bedbugs this christmas
They're gonna pass tuberculosis this christmas
Those illegals in my yard
Mmmmmm... Fried pig pussy! Once you eat one of these pig pussy pork rinds, you'll never eat another.. human pussy again. But FUCK human pussy! I fuck dead pigs. You'll read all about it in heartburn how I fuck them dead pigs before I turn em into pork rinds!
I couldn't get no twat from serenity back then. She only wanted dildos in her pussy twat. Big phony bologna dicks. But now she wants this real cock. Come here serenity lets show these assholes how we fuck. Lets show these assholes how we fuck. My sweet sweet serenity.
Fuck an umbilical cord out of your phony asshole, and I'll hang a pig with it, while I impregnate you with my 80 year old pork rind dick. You'll give birth to a dead pig and we'll cut him into pork rinds.
I'll eat pork rinds with god. In a land that speaks only with its eyes. No language, no dildos, no fucking laws! Where the whores can't sell their pussy. Or use their twats to gold dig. A land where us warriors run free with our big dicks out, and our fucking hair wild.
Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Salt their dead skin and put em in plastic bags. Fuck you, you fucking, farting robots. Suck my dead pig. Suck my dead pig!
You've all seen Horton hears a who, well now we're rolling out the entire saga all at once! Buckle up your butthole buckaroo they're coming in hot! We've got Horton hears a what, the premise is now they are the tiny universe hearing a god that can end them on accident leading to Horton having an existential crisis when it turns out to be chris chan. Next up got Horton hears a where, in this one he develops schizophrenia from the ptsd of having some idiot tranny who raped his mother control the fate of his universe and can't find where the voices were coming from, but they were in his head all along so he has to come to terms with needing psychiatric medication. After that is Horton hears a when and this one has Stephen King move in from whoville and starts molesting the animals and children one by one all the while Horton wonders when he will be next. Ok now next on the list is Horton hears a why, this episode is themed on him being hunted down for his ivory tusks by poachers asking why they are doing this to him as they finally catch him and mutilate him for his tusks leaving him to die as he again asks why. Lastly is Horton hears a how, where he barely survived the poacher encounter and thinks of how to get revenge on them by hunting them down and killing them in brutal ways like other famous horror icons. All the sequels nobody asked for but we gave you anyway. That'll be 99.99$, monthly.
Hey... can you?
*Pulls my pants and underwear off, squats down in a way that makes it look like I'm trying to be a frog and puts my hairy ass up in the air. I spread my ass cheeks beckoning you to do something to me*
I think you know what to do... please milk me good
*I look away in embarrassment, a slight smile can be seen as I'm hoping you milk me real good. A slightly thick fluid can be seen flowing out of my hole letting you know how ready I am*