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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Toji Suzuhara / fauxx (?)

These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
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Chronically online weeb, has made over 11,000 posts on KF in under a year, may somehow have even less of a life than AnOminous.
Frosty Fetus said:
Lovely
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i swear, anytime Null is being interviewed anywhere he should be forced to answer for this because its such bullshit and will force him to talk about bans in general which will be a sore subject, especially because he's trying to pretend to be Mr.Free Speech.

It reminds me of how he tried to go full gaslight on DSP when he talked about the fucked up things people did in his thread
 
I haven't been on commie farms or interacted with it in eons and lil bro is still obsessed with me lmao


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Bear Hammer said:

"TOJI DAY IS CANCELED." / The Raping Of Toji Suzuhara- By bear hammer ​



It’s May 19th, 2026.

Toji Suzuhara, a kiwi farms user / discord groomer, is celebrating his own personal holiday.

Toji Day.

Toji’s in his room, marinating in his own filth, piss and shit. He's a worthless sped, and he knows it. His gamer chair wheezes under him. He glances down and discovers, that he has three sets of man tits, like some kind of Lovecraftian cow. His gut oozes under the desk like melted wax. It’s only 6 in the Morning and he's already sweating because sitting down is intense physical activity for him. He screams down the hall:

“MOM! IT’S TOJI DAY! GET ME MY HOT POCKETS AND MUH BUCKET!”

The "bucket" refers to a crusted KFC container he uses for piss, cum, tears, and whatever fluid his body produces when he gets too excited talking to mentally ill BPD women on discord. This year's celebration was supposed to be special. Toji had just finished a 30-page essay called "Why Zoey Secretly Loves Me And Why Grooming Mentally Ill Women Is Good Actually." He was ready to unveil it in a new thread he titled:

“Zoey Is 20 Now So It's Not Grooming Even Though She's Literally Fucking Retarded.”


But before he could hit "post," it happened.

Bear Hammer, Tojis arch rival, has been keeping tabs on Toji for months, just dropped a megaton archive. Discord logs to Zoey trying to meet up with her, voice messages, videos of him masturbating in women’s underwear.

The farms exploded. Mods stickied the thread. Farmers were shocked to learn that Bear Hammer was right along, and that they should have never hated him, and that it was Toji who was the deranged one. Amid the chaos, Toji emerged with a final, unhinged post titled:

“Bear Hammer Was Right: I Deserved This All Along, I'm such a worthless tard...”

He confessed everything. Called himself a monster, and admitted he was brown. Blamed his mom, Reddit, Zoey, trans people, and Bear Hammer. Especially Bear Hammer. He ended it like this:

"BEAR HAMMER RAPED ME! HE RAPED ME!"


Then, live on his Discord server, Toji chugged a 2-liter bottle of bleach and attempted to hang himself using his razor mouse cable tied to a ceiling fan. The fan broken instantly due to his weight and crushed his neck.


The cops found him with a printed out photo of Zoey taped to his chest. Underneath it, written on his desk:

"TOJI DAY IS CANCELLED."
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I don't care about this.
 
zoey said:
keep ,my name out of your mouth you fucking loser cunt
i have no relationship with him . i only respect him because he pointed out how fucked up i was
anyways
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Zooble, to be honest you still are. Your post is a valid proof of it.
I had to know someone like you, and she was unhinged. Very. It seems to be a certain behavioral pattern there or you two are blood related cuz you both are do and say some skitzo shit on casual.
 
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