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All the men who post here are autistic alt-right freaks who think that guy e-dating a 16 year old is based.
You wish you were raped by men that weren't your dad when you were 16
 
I don't care if @Ikolthur Benoit is a pedophile or not

If he is, the only thing I ask him is if he can ask Jeffy ep' to fly me out to the island to bang ghislaine

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You're like if Null never grew out of his roblox phase and I bet you cry every night that he actually has a girlfriend. Mogged by that guy in life, how pathetic.
How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Little story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.
 
I don't care if @Ikolthur Benoit is a pedophile or not

If he is, the only thing I ask him is if he can ask Jeffy ep' to fly me out to the island to bang ghislaine

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First, пошел нахуй с такими заявами.
Second you have a shit taste in women it seems.
Third I'm not a pedo you illiterate mongrels. That was stated plain clear.

Oi you know what? Say how the fuck am I supposed to be pedophile if I never groomed anyone nor had intimacy with anyone younger than me? It always happened with well minded ladies few years older of my present age. It just worked this way okay?
Shit now that i've reminded that to myself I've got sad. Damn I miss Kristina so much...
 
Oi you know what? Say how the fuck am I supposed to be pedophile if I never groomed anyone nor had intimacy with anyone younger than me? It always happened with well minded ladies few years older of my present age. It just worked this way okay?
Shit now that i've reminded that to myself I've got sad. Damn I miss Kristina so much...

You wouldn't happen to be Oprah's minge would you?
 
its u its how u type just like minge and gary

Oi you know what? Say how the fuck am I supposed to be pedophile if I never groomed anyone nor had intimacy with anyone younger than me? It always happened with well minded ladies few years older of my present age. It just worked this way okay?
Shit now that i've reminded that to myself I've got sad. Damn I miss Kristina so much...
 
I like Jews I think their women are attractive
But they cut open their faces and since their inheritance is martilineal, they will teach your children they are of the Ashkenazim not the Germans.
It's basically how they take over families from the gentiles.
 
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