Cowsphere A Doll's Digital Playground

[My Balls]

My lord someone give this woman a borger

probably skinny for reasons other than not eating. hormones, genetics, other stuff. She goes for low blows with looks so I don’t really tend to think about her physical aspect when there’s so much about her otherwise that’s shite.

Brother pls, you brought up the weight and we got into talking about it but you been gone awhile. Welcome back. Lots has happened since you’ve been gone.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

One time I told her I was going to give her an unconsensual massage

That's not abuse, it's being a good friend.
Getting a surprise massage is friendly and Godly.

It would be abusive to say something like:

@Doll IM GOING TO BITE YOUR CLITORIS OFF CHEW IT AND SPIT IT INTO YOUR FACE YOU LOUSY RANCID GIRLFAILURE FUCK

On a side note, Keno. You remind me how one time I jokingly told a classmate of mine in the 12 grade how I was "aroused" by blood. She turned beet red and started rubbing her legs together, whatever that meant.

 

[Gore San]

I eat a bunch of bullshit ngl, but even when I eat "good" and was on a healthy diet meant to gain weight the pounds didn't stick regardless of how well I ate since my metabolism is probably retarded. I don't really worry about it because my entire life I've always been small even when I was a teenager so it's really a non issue, it's not like I'm at the level of Eugenia Cooney or some shit lol.

Can relate. I can eat basically anything I want now and not get fat. Harder to gain weight though.

That leech was a good pet of mine, cute little fucker. I got it on a medicinal leech website, not too sure why people cling to this leech lore considering a lot of people have kept leeches as a pet and it's really not that out there, what does me having owned a leech x amount of years ago matter to anybody unless you're just grossed out which is fair.

I had some wild leaches stick to me when swimming in rivers before so it's no big deal, you can't really feel them so I just pulled them off and tossed them back.

Ngl I was thinking this myself but if they want to think I'm a lolcow I don't really care one way or the other since I know people are bored, especially if they actually use this thread seriously.
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There are plenty of other users I could post that are funnier to laugh at. I was going to pretend to be a few of them before a certain hobo (lolcow worthy himself) thought it would be funnier if I was some literally who vampooner and fail doxed me. Before that I was a Canadian child and wife abuser according to a land whale that learned basic human speech. One less thing to worry about.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Brother pls, you brought up the weight and we got into talking about it but you been gone awhile. Welcome back. Lots has happened since you’ve been gone.

I doubt much changed after a 2 hour walk. Borger Boy

 

[Faux90sKid]

That's not abuse, it's being a good friend.
Getting a surprise massage is friendly and Godly.

It would be abusive to say something like:

@Doll IM GOING TO BITE YOUR CLITORIS OFF CHEW IT AND SPIT IT INTO YOUR FACE YOU LOUSY RANCID GIRLFAILURE FUCK

On a side note, Keno. You remind me how one time I jokingly told a classmate of mine in the 12 grade how I was "aroused" by blood. She turned beet red and started rubbing her legs together, whatever that meant.

Creepy girls are the best. Especially when they get so overly attached to you. Haven't ran into one yet on the internet but I'm counting on Rose to get me one of those types. Shit, just think. You tell her to do some freaky shit on discord voice call for you, she won't hesitate. But when I avoid her because I can't handle it, then that's the absolute best when she's writing you walls of text and talking about breeding with you. Why do you think I write so much degenerate shit? Because when this creep princess comes along and starts obsessing over me she gets to read my desires and sexual fantasies.

Two steps ahead.

 

[My Balls]

She turned beet red and started rubbing her legs together, whatever that meant.

Horny cricket shit

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Horny cricket shit

Hell yeah baby Frosty "Horny Lord" Fetus

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Creepy girls are the best. Especially when they get so overly attached to you. Haven't ran into one yet on the internet but I'm counting on Rose to get me one of those types. Shit, just think. You tell her to do some freaky shit on discord voice call for you, she won't hesitate. But when I avoid her because I can't handle it, then that's the absolute best when she's writing you walls of text and talking about breeding with you. Why do you think I write so much degenerate shit? Because when this creep princess comes along and starts obsessing over me she gets to read my desires and sexual fantasies.

Two steps ahead.

Dude just join a club/class/event/store or go anywhere that's goth/emo/Satanism/Paganism adjacent. The women tend to some big tits and a bit chubby.

Also for freaky women, dont forgot church. God demanding men and women to not cheat and not have premarital sex causes these people to get pent up.

 

[Gore ChanGore Chan is verified member.]

I have to learn how to use the fucking site before I can post sufficiently.

Also, sorry this is happening on a day you did self harm @Doll. Not my intention but shit happens.

why are you acting like something big happened it's just been the usual schizoid retard posting on this thread and posting old posts of mine that are public, I don't really see what big deal you're making here besides coming off as a possible liberal I've pissed off or something.

 

[My Balls]

why are you acting like something big happened it's just been the usual schizoid retard posting on this thread and posting old posts of mine that are public, I don't really see what big deal you're making here besides coming off as a possible liberal I've pissed off or something.

Unlike you, I have a heart, so I worry about those kind of things. Especially when I know you’re fronting. Hit a nerve somehow cause you clearly deleted some posts

 

[Gore ChanGore Chan is verified member.]

Can relate. I can eat basically anything I want now and not get fat. Harder to gain weight though.

Same for me, I've eaten tons of BS and gone through periods where I'd binge eat so much bullshit but wouldn't gain any weight but would actually lose a pound or two because my body is retarded, but as long as I'm breathing I don't really worry about it because it's just a non issue, would rather be skinny than obese tbh.

I had some wild leaches stick to me when swimming in rivers before so it's no big deal, you can't really feel them so I just pulled them off and tossed them back.

Yeah for some reason people cling to the fact I owned a pet leech many years ago but it's not a big deal since I got it on a medicinal leech website, meaning they're clean and it didn't even hurt when it bit and felt kind of weird. I actually fed my pet leech my own blood when I had a fever, and I felt better the next day - was actually pretty cool, the fever broke after a few hours.

There are plenty of other users I could post that are funnier to laugh at. I was going to pretend to be a few of them before a certain hobo (lolcow worthy himself) thought it would be funnier if I was some literally who vampooner and fail doxed me. Before that I was a Canadian child and wife abuser according to a land whale that learned basic human speech. One less thing to worry about.

Yeah, there's some interesting people that go above and beyond the pretty basic shit I do considering the shit I do and post about is just common within the communities I'm in, especially on a boomer website like Facebook but tbh FB is cool for some groups I'm in and there's a lot of individuals out there who do what I do and just turn their page into a mind vomit shit post place, I've pissed off so many people to a point where people actually think I'm some asshole just because I make some low effort bait haha.

 

[My Balls]

I've pissed off so many people to a point where people actually think I'm some asshole just because I make some low effort bait haha.

Is your FB bait, is it a persona, or not? Maybe you’re actually a genius.

I know you tho Miss Lessard

 

[Gore ChanGore Chan is verified member.]

Unlike you, I have a heart

cheesy tbh

so I worry about those kind of things.

What things are you worrying about? Worrying about what people post to the internet sounds like a skill issue if you actually think that posting dumb shit to the internet is something to worry about, if you're going to moral fag then care about things that actually matter - you're also contradicting yourself because you say you worry about "those kinds of things" but you also stated that you're only here because you're bored.

I’m honored

Mix of recently finding the thread and being bored. Haven’t had the best encounters with her.

you clearly deleted some posts

"deleted some posts"

only the most recent post I made where I mentioned self harm I took down,
I take down my own posts often too, it's not a win or anything.

 

[My Balls]

What things are you worrying about? Worrying about what people post to the internet sounds like a skill issue if you actually think that posting dumb shit to the internet is something to worry about, if you're going to moral fag then care about things that actually matter - you're also contradicting yourself because you say you worry about "those kinds of things" but you also stated that you're only here because you're bores

I worry about people who self harm, they’re clearly unhinged retards and who knows what can send them over the edge?

Did not contradict myself. I can be worried about you causing more self harm and also be on this thread because I’m bored. Both exist

 

[Gore ChanGore Chan is verified member.]

moral fagging

 

[My Balls]

Well that is your usual go to when you have nothing else useful to say. Nice fallback. Yep I’m moral fagging. You caught me.

 

[Faux90sKid]

Well that is your usual go to when you have nothing else useful to say. Nice fallback. Yep I’m moral fagging. You caught me.

did they have calculators back when you were in school? because right now you need one to do the math

 

[My Balls]

We need a bingo card for both the assholes and this thread and Shit Kate Says

 

[Gore ChanGore Chan is verified member.]

what are you even mad about

 

[Faux90sKid]

He or It, whatever this thing is that came from a cum shot out of a swamp penis should at least effort post to make us seem as if we are the silly ones.