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Public figures in internet culture that are predominately seen as part of the cowsphere community
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(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ Now that this thread is mine, feel free to chat with the real me, or don't, I don't really care one way or the other. For those wondering I was formerly "Kiwi Kitty" and was under everyone's nose the whole time this thread was being used against me for the lulz, I love internet tomfoolery myself. Thank you to those who were chill about the plot twist, this thread about me has been an entertaining and wild ride. ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
Alternatively I’m an old ass boomer leaning back, sipping red drink, and laughing. If she didn’t start none, there wouldn’t be none

Sorry pops you didn't like a facebook post. I will be sure to tell her to post more stuff targeting your generation, to grift off of conservative talking points and make fun of Zoomer women.

Did you know she almost pulled me a white trash women at one time? She talked about doing mass shootings and how she was a converted Nazi. Also, we are convinced there was never a God.
 
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My lord someone give this woman a borger

probably skinny for reasons other than not eating. hormones, genetics, other stuff. She goes for low blows with looks so I don’t really tend to think about her physical aspect when there’s so much about her otherwise that’s shite.

Brother pls, you brought up the weight and we got into talking about it but you been gone awhile. Welcome back. Lots has happened since you’ve been gone.
 
One time I told her I was going to give her an unconsensual massage
That's not abuse, it's being a good friend.
Getting a surprise massage is friendly and Godly.

It would be abusive to say something like:

@Doll IM GOING TO BITE YOUR CLITORIS OFF CHEW IT AND SPIT IT INTO YOUR FACE YOU LOUSY RANCID GIRLFAILURE FUCK

On a side note, Keno. You remind me how one time I jokingly told a classmate of mine in the 12 grade how I was "aroused" by blood. She turned beet red and started rubbing her legs together, whatever that meant.
 
I eat a bunch of bullshit ngl, but even when I eat "good" and was on a healthy diet meant to gain weight the pounds didn't stick regardless of how well I ate since my metabolism is probably retarded. I don't really worry about it because my entire life I've always been small even when I was a teenager so it's really a non issue, it's not like I'm at the level of Eugenia Cooney or some shit lol. :story:
Can relate. I can eat basically anything I want now and not get fat. Harder to gain weight though.
That leech was a good pet of mine, cute little fucker. I got it on a medicinal leech website, not too sure why people cling to this leech lore considering a lot of people have kept leeches as a pet and it's really not that out there, what does me having owned a leech x amount of years ago matter to anybody unless you're just grossed out which is fair.
I had some wild leaches stick to me when swimming in rivers before so it's no big deal, you can't really feel them so I just pulled them off and tossed them back.
Ngl I was thinking this myself but if they want to think I'm a lolcow I don't really care one way or the other since I know people are bored, especially if they actually use this thread seriously.
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There are plenty of other users I could post that are funnier to laugh at. I was going to pretend to be a few of them before a certain hobo (lolcow worthy himself) thought it would be funnier if I was some literally who vampooner and fail doxed me. Before that I was a Canadian child and wife abuser according to a land whale that learned basic human speech. One less thing to worry about.
 
Reason: I can't be doxed if they think I already am.
That's not abuse, it's being a good friend.
Getting a surprise massage is friendly and Godly.

It would be abusive to say something like:

@Doll IM GOING TO BITE YOUR CLITORIS OFF CHEW IT AND SPIT IT INTO YOUR FACE YOU LOUSY RANCID GIRLFAILURE FUCK

On a side note, Keno. You remind me how one time I jokingly told a classmate of mine in the 12 grade how I was "aroused" by blood. She turned beet red and started rubbing her legs together, whatever that meant.

Creepy girls are the best. Especially when they get so overly attached to you. Haven't ran into one yet on the internet but I'm counting on Rose to get me one of those types. Shit, just think. You tell her to do some freaky shit on discord voice call for you, she won't hesitate. But when I avoid her because I can't handle it, then that's the absolute best when she's writing you walls of text and talking about breeding with you. Why do you think I write so much degenerate shit? Because when this creep princess comes along and starts obsessing over me she gets to read my desires and sexual fantasies.

Two steps ahead.
 
Creepy girls are the best. Especially when they get so overly attached to you. Haven't ran into one yet on the internet but I'm counting on Rose to get me one of those types. Shit, just think. You tell her to do some freaky shit on discord voice call for you, she won't hesitate. But when I avoid her because I can't handle it, then that's the absolute best when she's writing you walls of text and talking about breeding with you. Why do you think I write so much degenerate shit? Because when this creep princess comes along and starts obsessing over me she gets to read my desires and sexual fantasies.

Two steps ahead.
Dude just join a club/class/event/store or go anywhere that's goth/emo/Satanism/Paganism adjacent. The women tend to some big tits and a bit chubby.

Also for freaky women, dont forgot church. God demanding men and women to not cheat and not have premarital sex causes these people to get pent up.

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I have to learn how to use the fucking site before I can post sufficiently.

Also, sorry this is happening on a day you did self harm @Doll. Not my intention but shit happens.
why are you acting like something big happened it's just been the usual schizoid retard posting on this thread and posting old posts of mine that are public, I don't really see what big deal you're making here besides coming off as a possible liberal I've pissed off or something. :story:
 
why are you acting like something big happened it's just been the usual schizoid retard posting on this thread and posting old posts of mine that are public, I don't really see what big deal you're making here besides coming off as a possible liberal I've pissed off or something. :story:
Unlike you, I have a heart, so I worry about those kind of things. Especially when I know you’re fronting. Hit a nerve somehow cause you clearly deleted some posts
 
Can relate. I can eat basically anything I want now and not get fat. Harder to gain weight though.
Same for me, I've eaten tons of BS and gone through periods where I'd binge eat so much bullshit but wouldn't gain any weight but would actually lose a pound or two because my body is retarded, but as long as I'm breathing I don't really worry about it because it's just a non issue, would rather be skinny than obese tbh.

I had some wild leaches stick to me when swimming in rivers before so it's no big deal, you can't really feel them so I just pulled them off and tossed them back.
Yeah for some reason people cling to the fact I owned a pet leech many years ago but it's not a big deal since I got it on a medicinal leech website, meaning they're clean and it didn't even hurt when it bit and felt kind of weird. I actually fed my pet leech my own blood when I had a fever, and I felt better the next day - was actually pretty cool, the fever broke after a few hours.

There are plenty of other users I could post that are funnier to laugh at. I was going to pretend to be a few of them before a certain hobo (lolcow worthy himself) thought it would be funnier if I was some literally who vampooner and fail doxed me. Before that I was a Canadian child and wife abuser according to a land whale that learned basic human speech. One less thing to worry about.
Yeah, there's some interesting people that go above and beyond the pretty basic shit I do considering the shit I do and post about is just common within the communities I'm in, especially on a boomer website like Facebook but tbh FB is cool for some groups I'm in and there's a lot of individuals out there who do what I do and just turn their page into a mind vomit shit post place, I've pissed off so many people to a point where people actually think I'm some asshole just because I make some low effort bait haha.
 
Unlike you, I have a heart
cheesy tbh

so I worry about those kind of things.
What things are you worrying about? Worrying about what people post to the internet sounds like a skill issue if you actually think that posting dumb shit to the internet is something to worry about, if you're going to moral fag then care about things that actually matter - you're also contradicting yourself because you say you worry about "those kinds of things" but you also stated that you're only here because you're bored.

I’m honored

Mix of recently finding the thread and being bored. Haven’t had the best encounters with her.

you clearly deleted some posts
"deleted some posts"

only the most recent post I made where I mentioned self harm I took down,
I take down my own posts often too, it's not a win or anything.
 
What things are you worrying about? Worrying about what people post to the internet sounds like a skill issue if you actually think that posting dumb shit to the internet is something to worry about, if you're going to moral fag then care about things that actually matter - you're also contradicting yourself because you say you worry about "those kinds of things" but you also stated that you're only here because you're bores
I worry about people who self harm, they’re clearly unhinged retards and who knows what can send them over the edge?

Did not contradict myself. I can be worried about you causing more self harm and also be on this thread because I’m bored. Both exist
 
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