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(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ Now that this thread is mine, feel free to chat with the real me, or don't, I don't really care one way or the other. For those wondering I was formerly "Kiwi Kitty" and was under everyone's nose the whole time this thread was being used against me for the lulz, I love internet tomfoolery myself. Thank you to those who were chill about the plot twist, this thread about me has been an entertaining and wild ride. ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
I mean ohhh my fucking god, we get it.
 

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You need to post more guitar hero videos. I get so horny when you attempt a song you know nothing about. Hey how's your furry friend? Are they by any chance your man because if so, he's not doing you any favors but playing Vrchat.

Why don't you just add me on steam and I can explain myself. We can play garry's mod together and go on a virtual date.

Wait you're Kaine. Kaine! Dude how's the sells going my nigga? Bro, Rose doesn't want you but hey man, I was wanting to talk shit. In fact you should come on the show and we can argue.

Wait, no. It's my girl sav. Can we fuck? You need to be fucked.
 
Liberal. You're a liberal.

I burn rainbow flags btw. When I have a bad day. I get some lighter fluid, a bunch of rainbow flags and have a fire
Liberal. You're a liberal.

I burn rainbow flags btw. When I have a bad day. I get some lighter fluid, a bunch of rainbow flags and have a fire.
I don’t know how to use this fucking site. I’m retarded

I AM A REAL AMERICAN, FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MEN
Actually I don’t give a fuck about politics.
 
The ragebait posts worked didn't it. That's why you're here. You saw something you didn't really enjoy seeing from the queen of the dead and so now you're a new toy for her to play with. Kitty Kitty
Oh fuck you got me.

nah, again, just a new player. an asshole because she’s an asshole. It’ll be fun! Fighting asshole with asshole, er, fire with fire.
 
I don’t know how to use this fucking site. I’m retarded

I AM A REAL AMERICAN, FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MEN
Actually I don’t give a fuck about politics.

AnliteralIdiot? From Kiwi Farms

The green haired milf that had green hair at one time?

You can't be Dustin. You're never a Kaine type.

You seem average IQ and possibly black.

Low T white male or emotionally guided white bitch.

Either way. Keep a-logging. We need a new nemesis. Kaine was boring. Max failed at expectations. Vicky is a dumb whore. Savannah will never play the drums.
 
Oh fuck you got me.

nah, again, just a new player. an asshole because she’s an asshole. It’ll be fun! Fighting asshole with asshole, er, fire with fire.

Well make it interesting. effort post. Rose has a weird list of Fetishes. One time I told her I was going to give her an unconsensual massage and she was like "I'm kind of wet" Whatever this means.

One of her Fetishes is have someone bully her nonstop.
 
Yeah, I knew I was going to be put into these two categories but figured it’d be worth it. Has been so far. Myself, I was thinking “Rejected simp or bitch with a grudge”.

White people are easy to read and they drive the most goofy vehicles. I mean come on. The idea of how Sub-Urbs and how they are setup are so white. Coffee shops, Wal-mart, Range Rovers, DoorDash, Road Designs, and an infinite lists of white shit. So when some unknown person comes to a site meant for freaks like me and has now idea how to use it, then come off as that Nihilists Zoomer with a stash of porn or razer blades with posters of rock bands or japanese shit. I know right off the bat the situation.
 
White people are easy to read and they drive the most goofy vehicles. I mean come on. The idea of how Sub-Urbs and how they are setup are so white. Coffee shops, Wal-mart, Range Rovers, DoorDash, Road Designs, and an infinite lists of white shit. So when some unknown person comes to a site meant for freaks like me and has now idea how to use it, then come off as that Nihilists Zoomer with a stash of porn or razer blades with posters of rock bands or japanese shit. I know right off the bat the situation.

Alternatively I’m an old ass boomer leaning back, sipping red drink, and laughing. If she didn’t start none, there wouldn’t be none
 
I had another dream I was a cartoonist I almost had sex with the female characters I made.

This time it was a bad goth chick or I don't know if she was goth? But damn she was fucking hot. I adventured into a haunted house after I fell into the papers of my drawings. I was really scared and shit. Kept hearing noises and the wood creaking. But then I was at the stairway of the house where you enter in and theirs stairs on both sides like monster house type shit. And I saw this hot monster babe on the second floor looking down at me. I was spooked at first but then remembered I drew her at my desk. She was in a white dress that was so beautiful. Silk white but she had the stare of a demon but it turned me on. She walked down one of the stairs to come meet me after she noticed I was scared. Her skin was like a pale green, her eyes were green, and she was not of human form. I can't remember what she was as far as a cryptid but she had perfume on. It was the smell of peach, and she kissed me on my lips as she began to clutch me tight to her boney body.

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My cock was poking her on her thighs and she would giggle softly in my ear. Then I woke up fucking disappointed and a dick that was getting soft. It's a real shame that I'm even on this planet. This place sucks and I want to meet extraterrestrials that are in female form. Just think, I'm having a bad day and I go wonder somewhere in nature and then some spooky hot babe wants to fuck the soul out of my body. And then she's like some shapeshifting humanoid that would make my life become a dream and would take me to other dimensions. And she makes me cum so much and makes it to where I can cum as much as I want. I would shoot an ocean of semen all over her body like we're trying to save a planet of humans about to go extinct.

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Hey drummer babe. Can we fuck? I know you want to fuck. You will really enjoy it and then want more. After a concert, I would fuck you so good and deep. You need me my sugar cake.
Like it or not I will shove a WD40 nozzle down your urethra and pull the trigger.

consensually
 
Found out what’s wrong. I had clicked the bracket, and couldn’t use formatting.

I’m not not retarded but the site has an affirming logo, so I guess I’m in the right place.
 
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