Do people just not have fucking self-control anymore?
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Do people just not have fucking self-control anymore?
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Hellovan Onion
There's a lot of irony in this where Kiwi Farms complains about Chris-Chan wasting his welfare money on Lego sets and video games but Kiwi Farms isn't exactly immune to impulsive spending either.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
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Kiwi Pot Pie
Baby Onion
You don't "sell" a website to the glownigs. They get your backdoor for free. Unlike Gookmoot, multimillionaire who knows Japanese politicians, Josh's name is utter mud and he lacks any and all political connections or three letter agency connections beside the grunts who monitor his site for the rampant fedposting or that boomer talking head on MSNBC who got upset at him over Keffals. And what company would buy Kiwi Farms? There's zilch value there. Maybe a petty, easily assmad billionaire like Trump or Elon can buy it to shut it down.
Considering they have guys like good ol' cordion, who keeps buying broken shit at full price because "oh it will be fixed in a couple years! :)" and then spends the rest of a thread coping about how bad the broken game is but he totally didn't waste money (check his posts at the Monster Hunter Wilds thread), I don't think so.
This game looks so bad, I have to buy it!
I bought the game, I know Capcpom will fix it in a couple years! :) (Just like Dragon's Dogma 2! oh wait...)
"I know Mai Waifu will be fixed in a couple years, I just had to buy her, Harada-San would never lie! :)"
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GUYS YOU STILL HARRASING PIKACHUDIDNOTHINGWRONG?
Yeah dudes, you sure showed that damn "pee dee eff file" their place and didn't end up looking as the retards! (by the way, is Nameless One trying to do a Lidl Dick and pretend he's a woman now with the pseudogirly BPfat-style posting and TERFat simping (like having a sillypoo avatar for a while)? lol)
Yeah dudes, you sure showed that damn "pee dee eff file" their place and didn't end up looking as the retards! (by the way, is Nameless One trying to do a Lidl Dick and pretend he's a woman now with the pseudogirly BPfat-style posting and TERFat simping (like having a sillypoo avatar for a while)? lol)
Thats all they do 24/7. Pick random profiles to brigade and alog. If nothing sticks they just move on to the next target. Actual infighting. But we already know that moderation is a joke over there.
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They claimed that we always infight meanwhile this is what they do, I love irony and hypocrisy.
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
kwiffar are discussing the broom's age, and whether he is middle aged. There is a down turn in yoof donating to dinosaurs (ie anyone over 30)...
Based on the average amount of soda the broom puts away... I'd say, his heart is at least in it's 50s.
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
For context, they were discussing hiring a PR firm for Kiwi Farms and how it would fail because the main issue affecting the forum's reputation is Null's personality.
This bitch is so fat you can't notice her breast size
Fat
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
lol at Dyn pointing out the obvz, while the kwiffar doesn't really understand... Dyn is one of the reason, joshy's rep is so shit.
Kiwi Pot Pie
Baby Onion
They hate free speech because they must dickride Null's opinions and Null hates free speech because he's pissed at his former e-daddy Dick Masterson or terrified over loli and shota lest he be exposed as a sex pest. A nigger-bashing, tranny-hating, suicide-promoting
The Washington Ogre
Remarkable Onion
>Clara
>joined a month ago and already T&H and acting like "us Kiwifarmers"
I love obvious socks. He's one of the Zoey orbiters who try to get an unwashed mentally retarded girl to online date them. That whole thread is just a public facade to get into the DMs of a literal retard to exploit.
glowie got banned.
I'm not surprised since his constant behavior of starting a fight and Josh doesn't like users like him. as @Fedbuster pointed out:
I'm not surprised since his constant behavior of starting a fight and Josh doesn't like users like him. as @Fedbuster pointed out:
Doctor Autismo is here to tell you about da realz tism! I really feel like "texture issues and such blablabla" is code for "I only eat junk food because parents spoiled me and never teached me to eat my greens or actual food" (TL;DR lolfat). Supposed grown-ass adults btw.
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