Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
This is the only logical conclusion. And as Ash thinks it's ok with contacting friends, family and co workers, she won't have a problem with that happening to her.So since we're so irrelevant I guess I can still just run around with her face.
Yes, there is a new PolSci factory opening everyday. Tho, you are right, Ash is lying, because she knows SFA about politics. Marxists are lazy and ignorant (like Karl himself*), as well as racist.Well not all of us have the luxury of amazingly useful degrees like hers.

Her stalkerish obsession with Ken, again.

Opulent isn't really a fitting word, but Ash thinks that any word with more than one syllable is "intellectual and literary", I guess. She really is insecure about how retarded she is. Must be why she is always so angry.

Ash has thought about this scenario before reading your post. And will be thinking about it later tonight. Alone in bed. Because... that's right, she is impossible to live with.
*As someone who is much more informed about Politics (and Science for that matter) than Ash will EVER be, I'll tell you a true story about Karl. He pissed all his money, and others too, away on the stock market. Doesn't really sound like someone who understands economics, does it? See Ash, I will battle with any devil, on any given level. If you were to hop on a stream with me, I would make you look as stupid as you really are.