Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Ashley is so fat that her doctor sat her down for a heart to heart conversation about the dangers of morbid obesity.
I know that's not funny, it's just a sad reality.
Can I be the “cookie?”All right I've got an idea what if we all get in a circle and start jerking off onto a cookie and the last guy to come.... Wait what are we talking about again?
Can I be the “cookie?”
My name isn’t Daniel and I specifically asked to be the “cookie” in this circle-jerk, thank you very much.You can be the sock. The Daniel sock.
Because you've already used this name as a sock, dipshit.
My name isn’t Daniel and I specifically asked to be the “cookie” in this circle-jerk, thank you very much.
Don't you mean:Ashley is so fat that her doctor sat her down for a heart to heart conversation about the dangers of morbid obesity.
I know that's not funny, it's just a sad reality.
I am pretty sure it's Jethro Tullamore from kiwifarms. He was some retarded furry that simped for glowie. Until his furry sex dms were leaked and he got ostracized. He also overshared about luring a stray dog into his house to fuck him in the ass. The dog fucked him in the ass to clarify, not the other way around.@kiwifails Look at that shit and tell me that's not Daniel
I am pretty sure it's Jethro Tullamore from kiwifarms. He was some retarded furry that simped for glowie. Until his furry sex dms were leaked and he got ostracized. He also overshared about luring a stray dog into his house to fuck him in the ass. The dog fucked him in the ass to clarify, not the other way around.
Well fuck that sack of shit furry wether he's Daniel or not.
Stole this gif and found the perfect post to use it.
I bet you would fuck me wouldn’t you whore?Well fuck that sack of shit furry wether he's Daniel or not.
I bet you would fuck me wouldn’t you whore?
Ok yeah I wouldn’t be into it than if you aren’t willing to do that, thanks for being up front.I don't think you would want me to, because I don't dress up like a mascot and have gay sex with people dressed up like other mascots.
I'm not sure if it is Daniel TBH@kiwifails Look at that shit and tell me that's not Daniel
I'm not sure if it is Daniel TBH
Been my whole weekSame, I'm enjoying my new bit of treating every account I don't know as Danny![]()