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Jack
That's actually really cool. I love when I learn new stuff.
Damn homie you didn't have to do him like that.
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Onionfarms Man of Mystery 🕵️♂️ Daniel Lopez mega thread
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Our man Daniel Lopez: Where he goes nobody knows
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Oh, but I did. And if you listen to this...
Hello Dummy! : Don Rickles : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Tracklist: 1. Hello Dummy! 2. Hello Dummy!
archive.org
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Jack
Don was such a BASTARD. I'm gonna end up listening to this whole thing while I make my BBQ chicken.Oh, but I did. And if you listen to this...
You'll understand. This is the funniest stand up record EVER.Hello Dummy! : Don Rickles : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Tracklist: 1. Hello Dummy! 2. Hello Dummy!archive.org
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
That's nice... you hockey puck.
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Jack
That's such a funny, bizarre Rickles diss
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Please explain the logic underlying that conclusion.
Gore San
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Staff member
edgy bastard
The Moontroon sock got merged to Danny boy's main LMAO
Reason: We got him.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
He's so butthurt...
Dani, being so butthurt, tries to rizz Ash into fucking with Kens sister. Just admit you are a fag who likes to dish it out, but cries like a girl when they have to take it.
Gore San
⛧ Ć̸̢̧̧̲̰̣͙̖̟̜͕̖͓̣̱̮̣̙̯̜̮̖̣̙̓̑͊̊͋͗̌̐̍̋͋̎̉̓͒͑̀̕͝͝r̵̡̛̰̘͓͎̲͕̖͚͖͕͙̬̣͕̤̣̭̲̙͕͛͛̆̄̃͐̉͑̀̎̎̽͛͋̌̔́̈͘͘͜͝͝͝i̷̧̢̫̣̜͕̣̼̳͉̭͊͆m̷͔̼̠̖̮̪̽̈́͌͑̈͆̂́͌̑̑̿́̑̐͋͒̽͋̈́̃̇̎͑͒̔͌̿̒̐͑̽̍̎̑͗̿̕̕͝s̵̯̦̩̪̼̄̍̋̇̐̅̅͆̒̉̔͑̍̌̽̐͑̈́͐̎͛͆̐͊͂̏̔͒̚͘͝͝͠ò̸̢̮̭̋̋͋̐̍́͊̇̓̐̑̈̋̅̐̃̈́̃͆̎̐̆̀̎̓̃̒̌̎̕̚̚n̶̼̮̫̠̥̳̼̪̙̕
Staff member
edgy bastard
His anger brings me joy.
K
kiwifails
He appears oddly fixated on a place where he's unwanted.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Dani admits to lying about being suicidal to get dubbed up on the rubber room ward.
And he got molested by some looney. Claims he laughed it off. No doubt, when it gets cold and wet, he'll be on the phone to the looney patrol bleating "I can't go on, I feel so dirty... I need a bed or I'll top myself (and top myself... until he's dead*)"
You need to post more pics. To break up the shit brick of text you just squeezed out there.
*RIP Ryk
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kiwifails
This typical bum behavior involves them claiming to be suicidal or something when it's raining, so that they can get a free bed and a free meal.
Reason: Good find
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Funny. It's was known (for some time) that lamey liked to keep.... certain company... I think Dani is being a little disingenuous there.
Pool cue would get that out of his weak little hands, then he'd get a beating from a pool cue AND a bike lock.
That's why this thread has the title it does.
Meet the plushie, that will go on to goad Dani into killing the Truck Stop Johns he meets. Looks like a Conchita to me. js.
K
kiwifails
As it's not too extreme or gross it should be fine within the appropriate thread
J
Jack
K
kiwifails
J
Jack
A chain is called a smiley.
What a fucking idiot. Yeah we all saw that episode of law and order SVU, too.
K
kiwifails
What episode was it?
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