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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
This person wrote an essay on unthoughtful gift giving plus their MIL's cookbook addiction and the whole reddit general thread is now debating whether the redditor who claimed gifts are being forced on him is a faggot or has a point.
eDove said:
I mean, this is the kind of gift most people prefer these days. If you don't know what to get someone, that's a pretty safe bet.

I understand the frustration of the initial post though, and I don't like the accusation that opposing bad gifts is inherently ungrateful. A lot of people are just bad at gift giving and they're shopping addicts who insist on buying you what makes them feel good. There's a stark difference between clueless but well-meaning gift givers and those who boundary stomp.

It's especially bad after having a kid because people you barely even know see it as an opportunity to unload mountains and mountains of crap on you, as well as buy cutesy but useless things in the droves.

I remember explicitly telling family members for months not to buy me baby clothes 'cause I knew I'd end up with piles of them in the form hand-me-downs and whatnot. Guess what? This request was ignored and I ended up with dozens and dozens of newborn-sized outfits that only fit my infant for a couple of weeks. Sure, I was able to offload some of the excess through a church, but that sort of thing can be a huge headache when you're in the postpartum stage. Ultimately, it was a waste of money that could've been spent on useful things for the baby, or just not spent at all.

My psychotic bitch of a mother-in-law, who my husband's since cut off like a tumor, started hating me when I asked her not to buy me cookbooks.

This woman was the worst cook I ever ate with, yet she hoarded cookbooks. She had a massive, awesome kitchen that she complained about being too small because her cabinets were STUFFED with cookbooks. I told her no, that I don't like cookbooks, that I get my recipes from the Internet and my mother. Even then, I use them as loose guidelines more than anything.

This made her so angry that she waited until I was out of town visiting family to swing by and leave cookbooks at our house (???). When I gave them back to the father-in-law, I heard she was massively offended. Of course, she never directly spoke to me about it despite having my number, she just seethed at him and my husband.

These situations happen and it's rude, plain and simple. It wasn't a real gift. A transaction occuring shouldn't take precedence over a person's wants, like "I spent money on this, therefore, you must accept it with a smile" is such a caustic attitude.

An obviously worse example is people buying recovering alcoholics expensive drinks to pull them back into it. I've seen this shit happen deliberately within families and it's not cute or loving.

My approach to giving gifts is asking myself: what would they want, but could never justify buying for themselves? And it doesn't have to be a physical gift. One Christmas, I bought my stressed out grandmother a spa day she could use at her leisure after vehemently saying "no gifts" in the weeks leading up to it. Needless to say, she was very happy. On her birthday, I bought her a cameo from Arthur Morgan's VA in RDR2 because she had a crush on the character, lol.

If someone doesn't want more crap, just give them money or an experience. Don't use them as a dumping ground or a springboard for your shopping addiction. The Redditor was definitely using melodramatic language, but I don't necessarily blame them.
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After a week of bitching and moaning about RepubliKKKan white woman killers, Jocelyn decides to feature some Project 2025 alarmism because trannys.
 
>I frequent the men's sections
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"I also don't mind looking like a werewolf but I just NEED to get rid of the "hirsutism" specifically on my face and neck! Look I'm very special, I don't bother with my looks, but I still get sooo heckin' harrassed by teh moids!"
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"Teehee I was so hecking harrassed (in Minecraft lol) for being a grill gaymur, I had to disguise as a moid! They scrotys playing with me nowadays don't even know I'm femmy!"
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"And if your dad is protective of you he's ABUSING YOU! He wants to groom you and turn you into a MINI WIFE! Well-adjusted (or not, idk what xey going with) women WILL be feminists because... they just WILL, moids bad MMMKAY? :takeyourmeds:"
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I don't even know :takeyourmeds:
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VAIDS Victim said:
Why would you tell people you never adulted until you gave birth?

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If she got mad by someone saying that, it just means she were immature and it hit too close to home. Those are the types who really shouldn't give birth, as they believe they are gonna magically turn mature after birth. While in practice, they burn out. Fast.
Dunno how much she use the farms, but a mother does not have time for that. If they aren't neglecting their kid.
Chrysler Building said:
Common millennial fail. Not only that they cannot "adult" (whatever the hell that means) but they have to proudly broadcast this fact as well as that their locus of control is strictly external.
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It does mean functioning like normal, without help from social services. It's an oxymoron, because normal people does not think about being proud about it, it is simply what you have to do to survive.
Larva said:
I don't even know :takeyourmeds:
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Eh, it depends on what cats are used to. My last cat was a rescue, dunno about age when I got him. Not a kitten at least. We had a deep bound and he would scratch up my sister. While I did wash him plenty of times without being hurt.
But sounds like another tranny.
 
Time 4 Guillotines said:
I imagine not everyone has an autistic fear of details surrounding their personal lives being public info
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That's because you have no self awareness, this is due to your ginger DNA and is the same reason niggers do what they do. Sharing embarrassing things about yourself to strangers online then getting upset when they make fun of you for it is not the gatcha you think it is.
 
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Larva said:
"You don't understand, I NEED to defend and consoom and play every Assassin's Slop, and that includes Samurai Nigga despite knowing it WILL be trash! They get me so hype A F! Pirating, what's that? No, I WILL buy it!"
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I quit playing after 3 and even then I still felt it went too far down hill to be enjoyable.
 
Larva said:
It's just that teh moids are colorblind and see tranny colors in the IKEA shark!
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Let's see the tranny shark:
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There's some dark-ish blue, an off-white underbelly, and a pink mouth? I don't get it. Maybe I need some of those MOID genes to observe the tranny flag colors in the BLAHAJ!
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Imagine being that obsessed, holy shit. They're seeing boogeythey/thems in the shadows.
 
Vingle said:
If she got mad by someone saying that, it just means she were immature and it hit too close to home. Those are the types who really shouldn't give birth, as they believe they are gonna magically turn mature after birth. While in practice, they burn out. Fast.
Dunno how much she use the farms, but a mother does not have time for that. If they aren't neglecting their kid.
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Anyone who posts online about "being married for 28 years with 5 children" is just lying, it's very embarrassing behavior. Lots of twittertards do this too.

Larva said:
"You don't understand, I NEED to defend and consoom and play every Assassin's Slop, and that includes Samurai Nigga despite knowing it WILL be trash! They get me so hype A F! Pirating, what's that? No, I WILL buy it!"
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"I'll probably still buy it discounted." But why? What is so important about it that you have to buy it?

KF used to have a thread for consoomers, this post would fit right into it.

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It's just that teh moids are colorblind and see tranny colors in the IKEA shark!
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Let's see the tranny shark:
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There's some dark-ish blue, an off-white underbelly, and a pink mouth? I don't get it. Maybe I need some of those MOID genes to observe the tranny flag colors in the BLAHAJ!
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The IKEA tranny shark is cringe but its just a sign that most trannies are eternally trapped in their childish mindsets after being sexually abused as kids. I don't like trannies either but transvestigating a plush doll for mentally handicapped adults is just as retarded.
 
Reason: By your own logic you're a furry, therefore a pedophile.
Chrysler Building said:
Anyone who posts online about "being married for 28 years with 5 children" is just lying, it's very embarrassing behavior. Lots of twittertards do this too.



"I'll probably still buy it discounted." But why? What is so important about it that you have to buy it?

KF used to have a thread for consoomers, this post would fit right into it.



The IKEA tranny shark is cringe but its just a sign that most trannies are eternally trapped in their childish mindsets after being sexually abused as kids. I don't like trannies either but transvestigating a plush doll for mentally handicapped adults is just as retarded.
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There is a reason people with real families don't post about them in autism forums with try hard wannabe fail doxxxxxxers like hobo Danielle the nomadic retard.
 
Reason: Press f for respects for the random casualty he thinks is me though lmfao this is the second time he obsessed over his ex GF who is now his ex bf.
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