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Onionfarms Man of Mystery 🕵️♂️ Daniel Lopez mega thread
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Our man Daniel Lopez: Where he goes nobody knows
I used to have three black stepsons. One day, the elder of them (D'aquarius) was being a real motherfucker, so I grabbed the younger two and tied them together by their nappy ass hair. I'll tell you this much, D'aquarius learned to eat his vegetables in silence after getting thrashed by my pickaninny nunchucks but it cost me 36 months of my life
Snaggle toothed unfunny racism aside that's way more creative than just admitting you had a bad mental day and punched your mom.
I thought you were busy asking nice employed Black and Hispanic families passing you on the street for money dude?
There are no blacks or Hispanics where I am lol. But naw, filled out a few applications, got like $100 worth of clothes from the thrift store, had a succulent Chinese meal
It was a good day
Jane Doe 1
Dormant
Your hand will disappear right into the fat ditch.
This aged perfectly
Gore San
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edgy bastard
Nigchucks
Consumed by the sarlacc pit.
To be fair when you forget about banned or inactive accounts socks bots and feds lurking while not signed in this site doesn't have that many more active users at a given time.
It was adjusted.
Gore San
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edgy bastard
I know but it was a hilarious and valid point at the time he said it which made me laugh.
Per the (actual) admins, @Gargamel has blocked from this site by noted JERF and kikehater @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt.
The last thing @Gargamel did on this site is try to save you from yourself Ken, and this is how you thank him? He could have encouraged you to go forward with your plan of destruction, which would have benefited his site, yet instead he tried to help you and your own shitty site.
And to think you did this after he was away from the site for a whole week and didn't even have a desire to post here anymore. Your extremely backhanded actions were a "solution" to a problem that simply didn't exist, Hitler.
The last thing @Gargamel did on this site is try to save you from yourself Ken, and this is how you thank him? He could have encouraged you to go forward with your plan of destruction, which would have benefited his site, yet instead he tried to help you and your own shitty site.
And to think you did this after he was away from the site for a whole week and didn't even have a desire to post here anymore. Your extremely backhanded actions were a "solution" to a problem that simply didn't exist, Hitler.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Pressing X. Anyway, Gargle was/is a dinlo, nothing of value was lost.
The entirety of Great Britain is nothing but dinlos lol
This isn't "RIP smurf who took kikedick up his ass"
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Note: My point was not refuted. Just a very kwiffar reply "huurrrr bri'ish". It still stands, Gargle is of no importance, they will still be shitting up this site more than their own shitty "started out of spite, because daddy Ken didn't pay them enough attention". So Fatherless.
Actually I asked him about this, and he said he isn't interested in throwing money at a site that no one uses.
I mean, he doesn't need to be important, or famous, or any other number of things people keep accusing him of trying to be. Gargs is perfectly content with simply being his smurf-destroying self.
You, on the other hand, are a bong
Oh. by the way, how's Brexit goin' for ya?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
That's true, he doesn't NEED to be "important", it's not part of Maslow's HoN. But he's desperate for attention.
What like a faggot cry baby? He's been accused of that, and he is.
Suuuuuuure. I've noticed that, the tards who shit up Ken's DMs with their Fatherless behaviour, they are really happy with their life choices. Ash, Lopez. All really content.
When have I defended Ken? I merely, and correctly, pointed out Gargle is a ZVP faggot. WITH FACTS N SCIENCTIST DUB. jk, just facts and logic.
Brexit? That's the best you got? ngmi.
Jane Doe 1
Dormant
Lol fat bitch @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski who hates this website immediately goes and sticker post on a thread that doesn't even mention her nor has anything to do with her.
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