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Haha, OnA reference. Linger longer.
You forgot your password on OnA didn't ya? They don't janny shit over there, they expect you to eat it.

Have a fag beer. 36 pack you said didn't exist.
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First hit on DuckDuckGo Image Search "36 pack of beer". It doesn't exist according to you.

Bonus Anne Hathaway
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We all know how weirdly obsessed you are with Anne Hathaway.

So basically you're throwing a tantrum
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You are mildly annoying me,
You're seething.
I'm letting Ken know that you're being mildly annoying
"Mildly annoying" doesn't call for admin action. Almost every single active user here is "mildly annoyed" on a regular basis. You're butthurt and seething. You go crying to Ken because you can't handle your own medicine. If it weren't for daddy Ken you'd have lost your password by now.
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I encouraged Ken to man up, but he's stuck on this carebear view of how a forum should work.
You're the one cracking under the pressure and I just made a thread about it because I think it's funny.
You're anne.jpg and feel the need to make more noise about it to make yourself feel good. What was that about the ethics of laughing at people online? Why do you post on a lolcow splinter of a lolcow forum, run by a lolcow?

I'm just having a good time making you cope and seethe. I come here for laughs. Ken shut down a major source of funny for me, because you went and cried your eyes out. So maybe you'll get your wish. Or maybe I'll make 100 socks and continue the fun, Socky style. Nah, that's too much work. But maybe he'll do it for me. You never know.
I didn't say it was dead, I said you paid $32 a month for a dud. What are you up to now 20 users? 25? Let me know when you get to 30 and we'll throw you a party.
We'll have a party without you. I'll let @🄶ඞ🅈🄻🄾🅁🄳 🅂🄾🄲🄺🄴🅁 have his way with your accounts, both of them. It'll be hilarious. Squeal, piggy!
 
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There's an entire sidebar conversation going on between me and like four other people where we're just making fun of how stupid and desperate you sound right now.
 
You know for me being the one who is seething, you're writing an AWFUL lot, doing a lot of legwork and wasting your time spamming.

I would tell you to get a life but your life revolves around fucking other men in mascot uniforms when you're not attending temple.

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There's an entire sidebar conversation going on between me and like four other people where we're just making fun of how stupid and desperate you sound right now.
My "Trans Hathaway Fan" DM chain has eight people in it.
 
You forgot your password on OnA didn't ya? They don't janny shit over there, they expect you to eat it.

I didn't forget my password I left because it turned into a shit show. I've been extremely open about that since day one.

Have a fag beer. 36 pack you said didn't exist.
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First hit on DuckDuckGo Image Search "36 pack of beer". It doesn't exist according to you.

You were right about the 36 pack. I was wrong. You know more about Bud light than I do. Congratulations on your victory.

Bonus Anne Hathaway
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We all know how weirdly obsessed you are with Anne Hathaway.

I wouldn't expect a faggot to understand, but there's nothing wrong with thinking an actress that's age and racially appropriate for you is hot.


We have AMC theaters here.

You're seething.

Ok

"Mildly annoying" doesn't call for admin action. Almost every single active user here is "mildly annoyed" on a regular basis. You're butthurt and seething. You go crying to Ken because you can't handle your own medicine. If it weren't for daddy Ken you'd have lost your password by now.

"Hey Ken the fag is acting like a fag again can you un diarrhea my profile? thanks" I mean if anything you're the one who's seething because you got yelled at by Ken for being an annoying fucking doofus.

I encouraged Ken to man up, but he's stuck on this carebear view of how a forum should work.

Well maybe you can encourage the seven people on your forum on how things should be done.

You're View attachment 65931 and feel the need to make more noise about it to make yourself feel good. What was that about the ethics of laughing at people online? Why do you post on a lolcow splinter of a lolcow forum, run by a lolcow?

Say "lolcow" again 😂

I'm just having a good time making you cope and seethe.

Doesn't seem like you're having a good time.

I come here for laughs. Ken shut down a major source of funny for me, because you went and cried your eyes out. So maybe you'll get your wish. Or maybe I'll make 100 socks and continue the fun, Socky style. Nah, that's too much work.

It's too much work to make a hundred socks but it's not too much work to shit my inbox and profile up with thousands of spam pictures? Pressing X to doubt.

But maybe he'll do it for me. You never know.

We'll have a party without you. I'll let @🄶ඞ🅈🄻🄾🅁🄳 🅂🄾🄲🄺🄴🅁 have his way with your accounts, both of them. It'll be hilarious. Squeal, piggy!

I only have one account currently. This is the Anne Hathaway account I just got Ken to change the name for me.
 
What I really want to know is I'm occasionally looking at my phone in between rainbow six matches and responding because I can't sleep because I have a sleep disorder.

What the fuck are YOU doing up at 1:30 in the morning arguing with someone you hate? I mean this is just sad dude. I was fine leaving well enough alone but you had to start it up again with your lil spam bullshit.

Dude trust me as someone who turns into a fucking WRECK when I drink, take my advice: either stop drinking, or stop posting. Either way chug a body armor right before you go to bed and the hangover will be less severe.
 
LolcowCool your forum has eight members now? That $32 is really paying off isn't it? 🤣
Nah. I use Ken's forum for the purpose. It's free.
I didn't forget my password I left because it turned into a shit show. I've been extremely open about that since day one.
Sure buddy. We all remember how it went down. Crying wolf and all that.
You were right about the 36 pack. I was wrong. You know more about Bud light than I do. Congratulations on your victory.
I don't drink and I knew about the existence of 36 packs.
I wouldn't expect a faggot to understand, but there's nothing wrong with thinking an actress that's age and racially appropriate for you is hot.
No, you have an unhealthy obsession with Anne Hathaway. Like that Taylor Swift fanatic.

You've temporarily put that to the side because of Beetlejuice. It's only a matter of time before you lost your password, found it again, and go back to posting incessantly about Anne Hathaway.
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White Supremacy is so cringe and boomerish.
We have AMC theaters here.
And your projection is still better than Cinemark.
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"Hey Ken the fag is acting like a fag again can you un diarrhea my profile? thanks" I mean if anything you're the one who's seething because you got yelled at by Ken for being an annoying fucking doofus.
And a real man wouldn't have gone crying to Ken about a minor inconvenience. Remember when you had me on ignore? Yeah, didn't last very long did it?
Well maybe you can encourage the seven people on your forum on how things should be done.
They will tell me what they want out of their forum experience.
Say "lolcow" again 😂
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Doesn't seem like you're having a good time.
On the contrary, I'm laughing my ass off at your never ending projection.
It's too much work to make a hundred socks but it's not too much work to shit my inbox and profile up with thousands of spam pictures? Pressing X to doubt.
Automata only gets you so far.
I only have one account currently. This is the Anne Hathaway account I just got Ken to change the name for me.
You had two accounts. You abandoned them in a drunken rage. You currently have zero accounts.
What I really want to know is I'm occasionally looking at my phone in between rainbow six matches and responding because I can't sleep because I have a sleep disorder.
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What the fuck are YOU doing up at 1:30 in the morning arguing with someone you hate? I mean this is just sad dude. I was fine leaving well enough alone but you had to start it up again with your lil spam bullshit.
I'm in California. The melatonin is taking effect. The shitposting and laughing helps it along. I'll fall asleep soon.
Do trust me as someone who turns into a fucking WRECK when I drink, take my advice: either stop drinking, or stop posting. Either way chug a body armor right before you go to bed and the hangover will be less severe.
I've never had alcohol, not a single drop. I seen what that shit does to people, both in the moment and long term, and wanted nothing to do with it.

You should probably stop posting, but then again you should have probably left me on ignore, or better yet, shouldn't have started a war with me in the first place. You will lose your password eventually. It's only a matter of time.
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shouldn't have started a war with me in the first place.

Trust me, that sounded WAY cooler in your head.

And who started a war? What're you talking about? I left your forum, told you why, wished you well in your future endeavors, and you're the one who insisted on acting like a passive aggressive catty bitch about it. Even now I'm just trying to be left alone by you and you insist on... I don't even know what. Running me off? Getting under my skin? Trolling me? No matter what your end game is it's not going to work because you are insignificant. You don't have the stroke required to even run your own successful site, let alone run somebody who doesn't care about you off of this one.

This is not a war, this isn't even a battle. This is an annoying gay furry who won't get off my dick. Pushing your buttons and getting you fag mad is as easy as messaging Ken and showing him what an annoying fag you are. Then you get scolded like a child and have to rant at me for hours because you can't handle the fact that you got called out for acting like a petulant child. 🤣

Take some more melatonin and GO TO BED. Your ass gets a lil cranky when you don't get enough sleep.

I'm going to bed now cuz I'm actually tired. Hopefully this is the end of your lame ass, petty antics but I doubt it. I just want you to know that this stops when you stop. The second you stop talking about me or bugging me, we're done. If you want to keep it going though I'm more than happy to keep it going with you. Up to you bud.

Anyway, nite!
 
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@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt take note that this dude is done with his account and he no longer cares about the site dying of cancer. He said it himself he's purposely trashing his account. You ought to do him a favor and just delete his ass.
>Tagging jannies
>Requesting people get banned
>On a site it takes 30 seconds to create a sock
>On a site where the admins don't care if you sock if you deny who you are
This is some real faggy flailing, wew lad :story:
We'll have a party without you. I'll let @🄶ඞ🅈🄻🄾🅁🄳 🅂🄾🄲🄺🄴🅁 have his way with your accounts, both of them. It'll be hilarious. Squeal, piggy!
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Lemme get them login credentials
 
>Tagging jannies
>Requesting people get banned
>On a site it takes 30 seconds to create a sock
>On a site where the admins don't care if you sock if you deny who you are
This is some real faggy flailing, wew lad :story:

The name of the game is annoying dumb fucks. If someone power spamming me produces the same result (being an irritating cunt) then I will gladly use the tools at my disposal to irritate them back. And not only that but check it out: you had no part in it and felt the need to speak up because it annoyed you. Two birds one stone 🐦 🐦 🪨 😎

Based 😎
Lemme get them login credentials

It doesn't bother me when you irritate me. I actually like you before I realized what your grift was, so I find the effort that you're still putting forth endearing and flattering.

The effort that Lady Gar Gar is putting forth is just creepy and obsessive.
 
Whining about me using the OF legal system to fuck over Lady Gar Gar

He also plays the underhand jew trick of making his profile private so that I can't spam him back. So I used the tools at my disposal.

It's not my fault I'm better at onion farms law than he is. He couldn't even get a copycat thread about me being his side girl off the ground. It had zero replies after 9 hours. Even his threads on onion farms crash and burn like his message board.

Also I think it's gone because I reported it for having the N word in the title 😂. And speaking of that whole thing Gargle is giving me a hard time because I asked Ken what his problem was with me using that word, he came to me like a man and explained it to me and so I decided to act like a man back and show him respect because he gave me an explanation that I did not need nor deserve, but it helped me understand his situation.

Seriously though, this is the same kind of trolling that he's doing to me, I'm just doing it smarter because I'm using the system against him. Don't get caught up with your emotions and get fag mad like he is.

Like I said dude if he wants to stop it's over. I don't even care about him that much. It was more of a loss to me when I realized that you were a piece of shit because we actually had a rapport that I thought was fun.

But for real dude his obsession with taking all of his impotent little rage out on me is weird, and trust me you don't want to be on that boat when it sinks.

I had a disagreement with the direction he wanted to take his forum, saw that it was going to be a watered down version of onion farms, realized that I got into an argument with his moderator, and respectfully and gracefully bowed out and wished him luck. That's the crux of this whole thing... That apparently I didn't blow him hard enough when I left his little message board.

He's obviously got some other personal stuff going on that's weighing on him and he's starting to crack like a hard boiled egg.

I hope he's not a 16-year-old in real life otherwise we're going to see a school shooting in the news come Monday.
 
The name of the game is annoying dumb fucks. If someone power spamming me produces the same result (being an irritating cunt) then I will gladly use the tools at my disposal to irritate them back.
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It doesn't bother me when you irritate me. I actually like you before I realized what your grift was
I still unironically like you lol. I don't get why you suddenly went off the rails, trying to be a snake.
What's my grift? I've repeatedly told you I'm not from OnA, so if that's what you're still tripping on there's no helping it I guess. Just weird that I thought we were chill and you're suddenly sperging, trying to put me down. When I criticize you, specifically your forum behavior, it's because I know those behaviors are how you get dog piled and stop having a good time.
Don't go crying to the jannies. Don't mute people, but if you're that sensitive then don't announce it. Telling you those two universal truths is what made you snake out. Give your head a shake, bro
 
Dude he started a thread about how I got a thread locked, and that thread got locked 😂

I didn't even say anything to Ken he did that on his own. Gargamel is so annoying that he gets his own threads locked hahaha.

But I mean that's the way the cookie crumbles when you're a disrespectful little swish. Maybe if he stopped obsessing with me and put a little effort into his 10 Man band over on his $32 a month forum, his mental health would be in a better place.

 
Not reading all that. Stop posting essays about duh trolls. That's a third universal truth.
But yes, anyone who locks down their profile wall is a faggot. I've repeatedly tried to convince Kengle to at least make it like KF so they can't completely shut it down but he's focused on catering to people like Gays From LA.
 
Not reading all that. Stop posting essays about duh trolls. That's a third universal truth.

You're not the emperor of the internet. Stop acting like you're Moses coming down from the mountaintop with stone tablets with the fucking rules of engagement for trolling.

But yes, anyone who locks down their profile wall is a faggot.

Well I mean he LITERALLY is a faggot, sooooo...

I've repeatedly tried to convince Kengle to at least make it like KF so they can't completely shut it down but he's focused on catering to people like Gays From LA.

Hey I like gays from LA.

According to my research (reading Polonium's bantz) there's nothing little about him

Except his fragile little ego!



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