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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
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Toolbox is still NOT MAD at Odd Opossum.
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Toolbox gravedancing on the profile wall of The Deep State, who made Toolbox upset when he created a thread to make fun of Christians.
 
It goes against what he wanted the site to be originally too. It used to be "just a gossip site to laugh at retards". Now it's serious business
the fat retard is paying multiple lawyers a decent chunk of change to "milk" a junkie lawyer who, outside his little brown star of the interwebs, is a complete nobody. And the most mind boggling part is that NOBODY is forcing him to do this. He gets zero benefit from it. All the recent "milk" came from a kiwitard who went down the courthouse and photocopied "interesting matters of public record." Observing, reporting, and loling is one thing. I can't imagine waddling down to city hall or whatever to view some stupid records let alone paying lawyers for something not directly related to my well being or that of my loved ones.
I just can't wrap my tiny mind around why the fuck anyone would care that much about a junkie d list interweb mouthbreather.
 
I just can't wrap my tiny mind around why the fuck anyone would care that much about a junkie d list interweb mouthbreather.
All of the early cows were like that for the most part: random literal who that did funny shit that no one would notice or care about outside the people watching them and it was mostly fine. Cows are funny when they're small. People that have millions of viewers that end up posted there are otherwise covered by every drama channel. You're left with people who just spend double digit pages after things happen saying that the reasonably well provided whoever with a wife and kids is somehow worse than every minimum wagie forum member commenting because they didn't do whatever the latest kerfuffle is. It's just vultures circling not the dead or dying but the unafflicted, hoping for downfalls.
 
All of the early cows were like that for the most part: random literal who that did funny shit that no one would notice or care about outside the people watching them and it was mostly fine. Cows are funny when they're small. People that have millions of viewers that end up posted there are otherwise covered by every drama channel. You're left with people who just spend double digit pages after things happen saying that the reasonably well provided whoever with a wife and kids is somehow worse than every minimum wagie forum member commenting because they didn't do whatever the latest kerfuffle is. It's just vultures circling not the dead or dying but the unafflicted, hoping for downfalls.
I want to be perfectly clear that junkie lawyer is a complete piece of shit and I believe his kids would be better off without him or his crack whore harem. . . . but one of the people at his hearing was a disgusting tranny (that multiple kiwis thirsted after) and another was a lardass with a tranime avatar who admitted to being too poor to afford a cheap pair of dress shoes. Dude, do some push ups, go for a run, and quit spending all your fucking money on pokemon cards or whatever.
Normal people don't give that much of a shit about someone that they're gonna waddle down to city hall or whatever and start photocopying records like downie 007. And they're damn sure not going to show up to some junkie losers court hearing and take fucking notes. I thought my generation were fucking losers for doing donuts in grocery store parking lots. The current crop of kiwi farmers take loser to a brand new level of pathetic.
 
I want to be perfectly clear that junkie lawyer is a complete piece of shit and I believe his kids would be better off without him or his crack whore harem.
I was speaking generally, not about specific cows. It's more about their constant crusades against the random milquetoast known entities in the larger streamer and commentator spheres that they repeatedly do to somehow bring attention to the site when it's all just impotent screeching at people much better composed than themselves. The D-list part was all I was really focusing on.

I also think he's a complete piece of shit but if there's no family to take the kids, being wards of the state or in the adoption system is worse than parents who get their shit slapped and fix themselves. Even a crappy home is better than the adoption system the majority of the time.
 
From The Alyssa Mercante Legal thread. It has become apparent that Alyssa or one of her legal team has a KF account and the Farmers are getting paranoid wondering who it could be.
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Twitter zoomers really would have lost their shit on 2008 4chan.
I know what the baby fuck meme is. But you don't get my point. It still isn't the same as literally doxing you and drawing you having sex with your under age family and getting into your under age family's dms to groom them by showing them the art of them being fucked by you.

It wasn't just with keemstars daughter and it wasn't to be edgy either it was because he wants to fuck his daughter that is why he drew Suri cruise being fucked by Tom Cruise, by tracing a paparazzi photo of her being carried like a baby.
 
Reason: That is what shadman did.
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Not many really understood the full situation, I don't even like keemstar but he has the right to be pissed about something like that because i would be out for blood.
 
I've noticed the Kiwi Farms has been far less upbeat lately. Someone puts up some mild bait (as you do) but it only goes on for a couple pages of spergouts before people stop replying. Mass Debates is silent as the grave. The Woman-Hate thread used to be fun, but since all the fun people have seemingly been banned, the thread is basically the same few takes repeated over and over and over again.

Most of the rest of the website has devolved into the same dumb memes, same everything, nothing funny or edgy, no actual baits, no provocations, no pushing people into a fit of rage. It is all so very disappointing...

Feels like Reddit.
 
I've noticed the Kiwi Farms has been far less upbeat lately. Someone puts up some mild bait (as you do) but it only goes on for a couple pages of spergouts before people stop replying. Mass Debates is silent as the grave. The Woman-Hate thread used to be fun, but since all the fun people have seemingly been banned, the thread is basically the same few takes repeated over and over and over again.

Most of the rest of the website has devolved into the same dumb memes, same everything, nothing funny or edgy, no actual baits, no provocations, no pushing people into a fit of rage. It is all so very disappointing...

Feels like Reddit.
Yeah even the reaction to Null talking to DSP was tepid at best. That should he been a huge exciting moment but people moved on really fast.
 
Shit rolls downhill. Moon and his personal army have been eating a lot of Ls lately so they're gonna come here and keep the turds rolling. Only problem with that is the bitch slap of reality they receive such as:
  • their completely retarded posts which receive nothing by ridicule and hatred outside their echo chamber
  • inarguable proof that their lord and savior is a blatant fatass retard loser
  • the fact that their moral crusade is led by a bunch of perverts
  • their constant shit flinging tantrums have achieved absolutely nothing
  • every "success" they attribute to themselves belongs to someone else and there isn't a fucking thing they can do about it
  • their excuse of "free speech" is complete horseshit
  • people they like, whose values they espouse, want nothing whatsoever to do with them because they're fucking creeps
  • many of their users are just as fucked up, if not more, than their precious lolcows
Even though this post was from yesterday I wanted to add some things to it
-Them being critical of anybody who's a degenerate when there's pedophiles and gayops and a variety of other degenerate shit that's come from the farms
-Them most likely complaining about somebody covering their special cows (Somebody did this in the Youtube Commentary Community thread (red flaming panda to be exact, he cried about the commentary people covering rekieta))
-You have to suck the fatass retard loser's asshole if you wanna be apart of them
 
I've noticed the Kiwi Farms has been far less upbeat lately. Someone puts up some mild bait (as you do) but it only goes on for a couple pages of spergouts before people stop replying. Mass Debates is silent as the grave. The Woman-Hate thread used to be fun, but since all the fun people have seemingly been banned, the thread is basically the same few takes repeated over and over and over again.

Most of the rest of the website has devolved into the same dumb memes, same everything, nothing funny or edgy, no actual baits, no provocations, no pushing people into a fit of rage. It is all so very disappointing...

Feels like Reddit.
KF has been becoming redditfarms for a long time now.

I went on recently for the first time in a while to browse and was shocked by what seems to be a very high turnover account wise. There's so many new users I didn't recognize and a lot almost all of the users I did enjoy got banned. Null is doing an absolute stand up job managing his community lol.
 
Thought you were overreacting until you explained about the doxing and this part.
Nah Crimson is right about the Shadman stuff, he is truly a vile piece of shit. I'm amazed someone hasn't given him the beat down of a lifetime yet but when you dig into his life a little you can see why. He has burned every bridge he had very early on and his site is only rarely updated these days. He's a junkie pajeet who can't go back home to Switzerland or whatever country he fled from and his family disowned him due to him drawing porn of his own mother. He hides all his sick shit behind a "lul so edgy" mentality but nobody finds child porn edgy except for the most dislikeable of cunts. He's every weird kid nobody liked in highschool and like every weird kid people might find them amusing at first but eventually everyone ends up treating them with disgust.
 
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First of all, lol. This guy was a mega simp faggot and a pathetic wimp who kept @ing Null whenever women were losing their fights in BP. Looks like his white knighting wasn't enough to keep him afloat, however.

Second, and in truth, I want as many "moids" as possible to be fucked with by the jannies. Really sick of this super-compliant, Null-simping userbase that Josh has curated. Let the the "moids" unite in rebellion against him. Do it, jannies!
 
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Why does the Herr Flick account look like another resurrected abandoned account that was created over seven years ago but not posting for the all but a few months between the most recent year and its creation? A lot of the relatively low post count old accounts that keep showing up look like that since the Keffals hubbub.
 
Why does the Herr Flick account look like another resurrected abandoned account that was created over seven years ago but not posting for the all but a few months between the most recent year and its creation? A lot of the relatively low post count old accounts that keep showing up look like that since the Keffals hubbub.
I have suspected for a while now that Josh socks various "inactive" accounts for semblance of consensus. Can't prove it, obviously, but the way the Kiwi Farms works would lend itself to that kind of abuse. Stickers, in particular, which will inevitably function like Reddit's like/dislike or awards.
 
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I have suspected for a while now that Josh socks various "inactive" accounts for semblance of consensus. Can't prove it, obviously, but the way the Kiwi Farms works would lend itself to that kind of abuse. Stickers, in particular, which will inevitably function like Reddit's like/dislike or awards.
If I'm being generous, it could just be people getting back in touch and encouraging people to return. If I'm not, it's older posters' accounts resurrected by the admin and doled out for people to sock or old socks to begin with. There just seems to be a strangely high number of people pre-2019 registration that come back from the dead with very minimal posting prior. Especially with the password resets.
 
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