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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0
- Thread starter Crimson Fucker
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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
God, what a fatty.
In the beginning was the one who is called Null.
Null was with broom and was truly obese.
All faggy hugboxes were made by him; and without him no faggy hugboxes were made.
And Null said unto the males, How long will you people provoke me? And how long will it be before you believe me, for all the signs which I have shewed among you?
I will smite you with the pestilence, and disinherit you, and will make a greater website for my army of gunt guarding lesbians!
And from that time the legbearded lesbians sought opportunity to betray him:
And so Null will divide himself against them, he and his jannies, by night, and smote all the males instead.
How dare you notice the fat braphogs aren't obeying the rules!?
Null was with broom and was truly obese.
All faggy hugboxes were made by him; and without him no faggy hugboxes were made.
And Null said unto the males, How long will you people provoke me? And how long will it be before you believe me, for all the signs which I have shewed among you?
I will smite you with the pestilence, and disinherit you, and will make a greater website for my army of gunt guarding lesbians!
And from that time the legbearded lesbians sought opportunity to betray him:
And so Null will divide himself against them, he and his jannies, by night, and smote all the males instead.
How dare you notice the fat braphogs aren't obeying the rules!?
This post tries to make it seem ironic by calling it stolen valor but it's not the only one in that thread mad that someone else got the credit. I feel like we should be happy there's more awareness than SRS can kill young people.
Would you say this is a fair summary of the Kiwi complaints:
We anonymous freaks of the Kiwifarms, who are too scared to stick our necks out when mocking other deviant freaks on the internet, are enraged that other people on the internet with spines and legitimate platforms are using the information we found from publicly available websites in order to bolster their own reputations and notoriety!
The Kiwifarms isn't a group assignment, dweebs.
Mr Internet Professor isn't going to award you all stickers for doing such a great job at finding tranny posts on Reddit and elsewhere.
I thought these people hated shit like copyright type protections cause of muh freeze peach?
If the site admin wasn't aggravating people all the time and acting like a petulant creepy child, more people might be willing to list the site as a source.
True, I hate the hypocrisy and null bitches even at people like Turkey Tom that suck his ass. No wonder no one wants to credit his site.
KampungBoy
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The trial kiwis are going to break the farms. Null is going to get jealous of how much attention the troon is getting and all the other kiwis will probably start coming out with the obvious fact that this is poop touching and clout chasing.
More trying to legitimize their whinging over not being credited by some Twitter TERF. Larry David's Opera Cape claims he's only mad cus she got stuff wrong.
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Is all this crying over the death of Gruffin? How retarded are the kiwis. They didn't discover him first, Tiktok did, because he posted all this stuff directly to the app and muh cHiCoMs bumped up its visibility.
KampungBoy
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The Kiwis and Null especially Null has been desperately, DESPERATELY trying to claw back what they see as their turf from the new drama/lolcow spheres that have evolved on tik tok, youtube and elsewhere since covid. It's a losing battle since most people won't bother dealing with KF bullshit so alternatives were bound to form.
You'll notice a lot of Kiwis crying about "Hey no fair they didn't credit us" when the lolcow in question didn't even originate on KF because most Kiwis aren't even aware of what else is going on out there due to the kulty and insular nature of KF.
Notice how Null antagonizes and occasionally appeases but clearly does not like any community on the farms which has a solid base outside the farms: DSP, Metokur fans, OnA, Sharty.
Null's possesive nature has infected the farms.
Yup, this is all crying over Gruffin and that they discovered her before Exulansic did. Her tweet about it got retweeted by Jordan Peterson and got a lot of attention on twitter.
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Sierra discovered Gruffin independently of the farms because she started as a TikTokTurf. She has gone on record to say she doesn't read the farms because the threads are too long, and i believe her because she's retarded.
Reason: Phknefagging
Time 4 Guillotines
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I wish I cared enough to remove the watermarks from all the stuff they fagged up like the Gothic King Cobra Reddit archive.
for a few years now it's been better to track and discuss lolcows off KF. his possessive nature is entrenched in the userbase. any comment that doesn't fit the prescribed narrative results in being buried under a continous stream of whining faggots. Say anything to these faggots and you get threadbanned.
All this fat retard and his dipshit posse had to do was holster their ban hammers and not blindly ban half the userbase so all they are left with is bad actors and glowniggers. It really did get so bad that people got together and made their own alternatives.
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Most of the threads on Deathfats, King Kobra or egrifters are filled with video essays from Youtube anyway.
So much whining... I just wanted to read about trannies getting mutilated. Not this gay shit.
KampungBoy
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Kiwis also play into this so it's stupid for them to complain. When KF does something they feel is good it's 'US' 'WE', when a kiwi does something bad it's "We're a collection of individuals".
It can't be both when it suits you losers.
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Hellovan Onion
unyuns ok unyuns fine. unyuns happerist here. even slow forum better.
Then they will play dumb and defend each other from valid criticisms that yes, the essay spammers are very much just as bad if not worse than the lolcows they mock. By doing the exact same shit and being even more aggressive in their annoying moralfaggotry and rattling that beggar can for patreon paypigs.
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