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Sounds good , I know sometimes freebooting can be rough and it's hard on The soul Man.
Oh naw, all this hobo stuff is easy.
I just get tired of interacting with people, especially after my carnival saga. It's nice to decompress once in a while
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Well since it's totally fucked anyway now, might as well talk about it. So I've been staying in my storage unit since I got to this town. It's been extremely comfy but you can't have anything nice around meth head pieces of shit.
So I woke up at 4AM to a couple toothless and ruthless lads breaking into the unit right beside mine. My unit's definitely going to be gone since there's a camera right beside our two units and I had to call the cops, which management will obviously be hearing about.
Puts me in a rather shitty situation since I can't even go to the shelter here since you have to have Medicaid, which means I'll have to go back to toting around my hobo bindle and so I'll be unable to hit up plasma.
Back to really roughing it, might as well start hitching towards Casper before the weather really cools. Once they finally give me the boot out my unit, I've heard tale from a home bum of a town nearby that's a very soft touch for sign flyers. If he's remotely to be believed, he said he made over $800 in a day. If it's even half that solid I'll be able to afford a train ticket anywhere and start over yet again elsewhere.
Either way, I hope Hitler 2 rounds up every meth smoking piece of trash (⁠╯⁠ರ⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠ರ⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

Cool story bro
 
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Ok but for real, is Trump really a conservative? Admittedly I don't keep up with politics because that's gheykneegurl but my impression is that Trump has not explicitly opposed hot potatoes like LGBT/abortions/womens right, which are three big targets of American "conservatives"(aka baby crazy psychos). He even sided with Tranny Jenner for using a female restroom, though Jenner is an unironic GOP manwhore. I think the better way to describe him is that he really doesn't care about civil rights stuff that doesn't give him more power to do whatever he wants, so even though he doesn't go after gays and fetuses, if his voter bases bolster his fuck you all policies, he has no problems exploiting it.
 
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Ok but for real, is Trump really a conservative? Admittedly I don't keep up with politics because that's gheykneegurl but my impression is that Trump has not explicitly opposed hot potatoes like LGBT/abortions/womens right, which are three big targets of American "conservatives"(aka baby crazy psychos). He even sided with Tranny Jenner for using a female restroom, though Jenner is an unironic GOP manwhore. I think the better way to describe him is that he really doesn't care about civil rights stuff that doesn't give him more power to do whatever he wants, so even though he doesn't go after gays and fetuses, if his voter bases bolster his fuck you all policies, he has no problems exploiting it.
No, he's actually a narcissist in a position of influence and a former Democrat.
 
Before Ronald Reagan used the Charlie church chucklefucks to win in 1980, religious people didn't get involved in politics. Unlike the BLM niggers who got suckered by biden though, crazy Reagan actually came through for the evangelical base that got him elected. The rest is awful history.

The Republican party being for Bible thumpers is only about 10 presidential cycles old. Before that, conservatism had nothing to do with religion past the constitutional right to practice it freely.

So do I think Trump's a Republican in the sense of the Ned Flanders people who have hijacked the party for their own means and schemes? FUCK no. Do I think he's a Nixon (and every Republican before him) style Republican who wants tougher laws on crime, adherence to the constitution, decreased taxes, good foreign policy, limited government and states rights? Absolutely.

You could see it at the RNC when a small majority of people lost their shit when the tattooed face hooker chick spoke and the Indian lady prayed to Vishnu or whatever. The crazy religious nuts were like "WE DON'T WANT THEM IN THE PARTY WE KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO WIDEN THE TENT TO GET TRUMP ELECTED BUT YOU'RE LITERALLY BRINGING SATAN INTO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY"

Most people who look at that from the outside think that that's every Republican. It's not, it's a very very small majority and religious wackos who think that we should ban condoms and make rape victims raise their rapists baby are the AOC's and Ilhan Omars of the Republican party. They are a fucking embarrassment and they either need to shut the fuck up and vote Republican, or go start their own Evangelical party and see how many fuckin votes their wacko candidate gets when he says that there's no such thing as evolution.
 
All I know is I would not want to be out in Casper Wyoming, homeless without money and resources. Or Wyoming in general.
 
All I know is I would not want to be out in Casper Wyoming, homeless without money and resources. Or Wyoming in general.
Naw, Casper's pretty nice. Half chasing the meme of wanting to hang out with Cobra but also it's an ok place to hobo.
I've lived all over America but where would you go?

Cool story bro
Is this dumb bit about me pretending to be homeless some sort of weak bait to get me to start power leveling or something?
"Oh no, I must defend my honor on an Onion Farm! Time to start live streaming"
I write here because I like journaling the dumb stuff I'm going through and I know a few people find it mildly interesting. If it were fake and for attention I'd have pivoted to a grift by now
(CashApp link in bio, btw)
 
Naw, Casper's pretty nice. Half chasing the meme of wanting to hang out with Cobra but also it's an ok place to hobo.
I've lived all over America but where would you go?
Depends on the time of year the west coast is cozy during the winter especially down and SoCal, during the summer and fall months the Midwest has got some cozy spots to lay and stack cash. Florida's got some cozy panhandling you can do.
 
>California
>Anytime of year
Yeah fuck that noise. The entire West Coast is a terrible option for how I'm trying to live. Yeah, the government throws money into every conceivable bottomless pit but the homeless scene is out of control, especially with Newsom recently ordering the state to start bulldozing the homeless camps.
summer and fall months the Midwest has got some cozy spots
Yeah, the Midwest is aight. I've spent a couple winters doing the homeless thing in the region, which is absolutely awesome if you have proper gear. 95% of the other homelesses fuck off and you can just be in public without some moronic tweaker or drunk injun wanting to come sit on your lap and be obnoxious
Florida's got some cozy panhandling you can do
I had a buddy that used to panhandle and sell these handmade vagina necklaces down in the Keys during the winter months. Had a great time apparently. It's a place I've considered but resources are scarce and crime is about as prevalent as the West coast.
Idk, but I'm probably going to fuck off from where I am immediately after my food stamps hit. All the tuna packs+jerky and I should be more than ready to hitch anywhere
 
I fucking hate him.

Asshole gets a dick tattooed on his forehead at 50 and now he's going to get fake tits as a stunt. Stop it, faggot. It's not 2002. Jackass died when Ryan Dunn went up in flames. Your whole life has been spent being the male version of a pick me girl.

And just the fact that he had a whole show where he snitched on every celebrity he did drugs with without their permission was greasy as fuck. Fucking throat cancer sounding ass motherfucker out here dry snitching on everyone who ever did coke with him.
I hate the entire jackass crew in all honesty because they're all assholes. I still watched it because I enjoyed watching them torment each other. But they can all rot.
 
>California
>Anytime of year
Yeah fuck that noise. The entire West Coast is a terrible option for how I'm trying to live. Yeah, the government throws money into every conceivable bottomless pit but the homeless scene is out of control, especially with Newsom recently ordering the state to start bulldozing the homeless camps.

Yeah, the Midwest is aight. I've spent a couple winters doing the homeless thing in the region, which is absolutely awesome if you have proper gear. 95% of the other homelesses fuck off and you can just be in public without some moronic tweaker or drunk injun wanting to come sit on your lap and be obnoxious

I had a buddy that used to panhandle and sell these handmade vagina necklaces down in the Keys during the winter months. Had a great time apparently. It's a place I've considered but resources are scarce and crime is about as prevalent as the West coast.
Idk, but I'm probably going to fuck off from where I am immediately after my food stamps hit. All the tuna packs+jerky and I should be more than ready to hitch anywhere
SoCal used to be a great place to be homeless not so much nowadays way too rough to clarify. Florida will always be a great place to panhandle and be a bum, there's always a tourist and places to fish. Though crime and drugs are getting worse. The Midwest isn't bad being homeless as long as you can rough it, however there's always really good job opportunities and day labor. I mean it's been decades since I freebooted across America. I'm sure it's nothing like it used to be. It was bad back then I'm sure it's way worse now.
 
there's always really good job opportunities and day labor
The guy who I caught a ride out of the carnival from said he could get me all kinds of ranch jobs. I'm about at the point where I'm down to muck some stalls or whatever for a month or two. The loss of my storage unit is going to really make this shit suck, so might as well kick some shit
 
I hate the entire jackass crew in all honesty because they're all assholes. I still watched it because I enjoyed watching them torment each other. But they can all rot.
It's funny because out of all of them the one I like the most is Bam. The fact that they kicked him out of the 4th Jackass movie was fucked up considering the millions of chances they gave to Steve-O who brought nothing to the table. Bams CKY tapes that's sold like crazy and skateboard shops we're the only reason they even got a TV deal, to the point where season 1 was mainly made up of clips from CKY and CKY 2K.
 
Bam margarita
 
He was always irrelevant and unfunny.

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The guy who I caught a ride out of the carnival from said he could get me all kinds of ranch jobs. I'm about at the point where I'm down to muck some stalls or whatever for a month or two. The loss of my storage unit is going to really make this shit suck, so might as well kick some shit
Working on a ranch ain't bad if they let you stay at the bunkhouse, especially if they're willing to provide meals. Hard work though backbreaking
Keeps you lean, personally I used to do some of them day labor gigs get paid like a Mexican and then bounce out of town a week later.
 
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