Kiwifarms Linked Woodchipper Is Hitchhiking To Casper

[Time 4 Guillotines]

TL;DR
I'm going to abandon my apartment and make a long journey via hitchhiking from Fargo,ND to Casper, WY.
Yes, obviously, I intend to kick it with Cobra if he'll have me. But also, I used to live there and it'll be a fine enough place to stack bread for the coming winter.
Today is May 16 and I expect to begin hitchhiking in 3 weeks.
I will not be power leveling or lolcowing.
Any questions outside of those two permiters are halal and I will answer them to the best of my ability

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I sent a couple people voice clips the other night, so mirroring them here.
I'm about to fully self dox, so frig it

 

[fag0t]

>non white voice

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

A preliminary checklist before I need to make the journey to Goth Mecca.
•Beeg packpack
•Rain-fly for packpack
•Sleeping bag
•Ground tarp
•SIM Card
•Ramen and tuna packs

Yep, that'll get me there
It's going to be a fucking bitch of a journey just because I don't expect rides to be frequent or cover lots of ground.
I've basically got two versions of an itinerary:

A)

B)

A: Bounce through more populated areas but have to deal with people/cops. People are good for hitching, cops not so much. Also, kind of convoluted route.

B: Only have to make a turn once, but it's going to lead me through reservation territory. Based on prior experience, I think the natives will be kind but their land also has it's own laws and the cops might really fuck with me.

Leaning more towards risking it with native land, but haven't committed. Going to have to seek out advice for passing through their territory

>non white voice

Yeah, basically. I'll be fully doxed on the first day of my journey, so you'll be welcome to revel in my Turkish tranny glory then

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

As I said elsewhere, I'll primarily be using Onion Farms as a place to upload my vlogs, upload spicier content and field any questions. I'm tinkering with setting up a livestream outside of YT but unless I can film in completely nondescript areas, I'm sure a chucklefuck or 12 will dox my location HWNDU style and really interrupt my adventure. Wish I could just go live the whole time but I'll be better off uploading vids here 2-3 hours after I'm down the road

 

[Zephyr]

Oh, you're Woodchipper and nonwhite. Well, that explains my aversion towards you.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Oh, you're Woodchipper and nonwhite. Well, that explains my aversion towards you.

Swagless niggas frequently fear the power in my loins. But what could you possibly have against my Woodchipper persona? Were you a resident in the Woman Hate Thread Incel Crybaby Thread? Show me on the doll where the women didn't touch you

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

@Zephyr
Cool, faggot. You're an incel. Not my problem. I could probably spit enough game to fuck your sister, your mom and your grandma.
Be and do better, spiritual eunuch

 

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#freeMrBond

freemrbond.com

Put money on his books, poseurs

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

God damn, I've painted myself into a corner. It is what it is, toobs. I'm trying to be casual but I do feel fear going into this. I've been hanging out with street people, trying to get back to my roots. Man, I wish I could be free to express sincerity. But the plan moves forward and I reckon karma will pull me across the finish line, one way or another.
I cast circle of protection around me and my boy

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Found this old picture of you from

back when you listened to ICP.

 

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Found this old picture of you fromView attachment 55721 back when you listened to ICP.

Clowny Daggers, y'all

 

[Crimson Fucker]

At least the ghost you're going to meet is friendly. Watch out for those 3 other ones though.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

At least the ghost you're going to meet is friendly. Watch out for those 3 other ones though.

Heh, Ghosts of Lolcow past, present and future?
They stay out of my way, I stay out of theirs.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

No the ghostly trio, they like to eat you food when you're not looking, fart in the room while invisible, and watch you poop from inside the bowl and pretend they're eating it as it phases through them when the toilet flushes.