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1. Favorite Lolcow and why:

2. Least Favorite Lolcow and why:

3. Honorable Mentions for both categories:

4. Lolcow you don't understand the hype about:

5. Underrated Lolcow(s):

6. Any personal lolcows that don't have threads:

7. Favorite Lolcow Community:

8. Least Favorite Community:

9. Wild Card: (put whatever you want in the theme of the other questions here)
 
1.King cobra because he is actually entertaining in multiple ways and I feel he doesn't deserve a lot of the a loging he gets. (Not sure if you meant most entertaining or least hated so went with both, same for next question)

2.Cyrax for being overall a detestable nonce that looks like an orc from Lord of the rings.

3.Daniel Larson and jack doherty are pieces of shit. Watching Josh burn his site to the ground is hilarious. The cooking with jack drama was pretty spicy.

4.most personal army requests

5.glowie Issac Blaine and Ashley

6.gaylord and madre

7.this one (not sure if you meant community about them or one with cowish behavior so went with both, same for next question)

8.kiwifarms

9.Nigeria for the sake of the meme. (Best lolcow county)
 
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I started lolcows farming by learning of CWC (had to experience the Julay! in order to sign up to Kiwi at the time) and pretty much stayed for quite a few stinkditch residents and other rabid spergetti droppers.

I got a soft spot for artcows that are otherwise harmless weirdos, but they're so so fucking rare. Tbh any likable harmless lolcow is a rarity these days. ):
 
You can interpret these questions any way you want btw.

1. Favorite Lolcow and why: Tied between Nick Rekieta, Josh, and Ethan Ralph.

2. Least Favorite Lolcow and why: DSP, he was never that funny to begin with.

3. Honorable Mentions for both categories: Elaine, she's great but she's been withering away now that people won't talk to her. The polycule of Blaine, Mike, and Rachael are runner-ups for best and worst simultaneously. Also Dyn.

4. Lolcow you don't understand the hype about: Shayna from LCF. She isn't even that funny. In addition, the people who report every time Bossmanjack exists are fucking annoying too.

5. Underrated Lolcow(s): Racheal

6. Any personal lolcows that don't have threads: Reuben Langdon the voice of Dante from Devil May Cry has always been nuts.

7. Favorite Lolcow Community: The Roleplaying Communities (they don't all have threads but I love roleplayer cringe)

8. Least Favorite Community: Beauty Parlour and LCF getting mad at women for being women. The Man Hate shit. Etc.

9. Wild Card: Once cows hit 40 they start losing relevance and becoming boring unless they're skitzos.
 
You can interpret these questions any way you want btw.

1. Favorite Lolcow and why: Tied between Nick Rekieta, Josh, and Ethan Ralph.
Nah, you're good. It's hard to pass up a good Dale reference opportunity in the era of "nice try, fed." 👍

Also I could have listed Josh as my new fave or underrated cow. Shit, didn't even consider it.
 
6. Any personal lolcows that don't have threads: Reuben Langdon the voice of Dante from Devil May Cry has always been nuts.
I was unaware of this, but I am aware of hideki kamiya being a completely and perpetually butthurt snowflake assperg and blocking fag Twitter. Will look into.
 
Kamiya is a faggot but Reuben is actually unintentionally hilarious about aliens and shit and he married a younger Japanese cosplay chick
Yeah I'm going to look into that. Agreed, he's definitely a massive faggot. He deserves to be trolled online imo.
 
To be fair, I'm sure a lot of content creators are lolcows or at least weird enough to warrant observation from afar.

NGL I'd peoplewatch the hell outta Oda and Toriyama just as much as I would Chris-chan, but I wouldn't say they'd need documenting.
Unless some horrible shit is uncovered, that is, but that goes without saying for a gossip site.
 
To be fair, I'm sure a lot of content creators are lolcows or at least weird enough to warrant observation from afar.

NGL I'd peoplewatch the hell outta Oda and Toriyama just as much as I would Chris-chan, but I wouldn't say they'd need documenting.
Unless some horrible shit is uncovered, that is, but that goes without saying for a gossip site.
Toriyama coffin live stream to watch his corpse slowly decay when? Do maggots count as horrible shit?
 
Reason: The guy who made samurai x was a nonce
I watched it and a lot of others at the time like tenchi muyo cowboy bebop and Inuyasha etc.

It wasn't one of my favorites but I thought it was ok. I learned to accept you can toss a show into a room full of people in the entertainment industry like them and hit a pedophile or rapist. And to hate the creators even if I enjoyed their work, choosing not to support them via piracy.
 
I watched it and a lot of others at the time like tenchi muyo cowboy bebop and Inuyasha etc.

It wasn't one of my favorites but I thought it was ok. I learned to accept you can toss a show into a room full of people in the entertainment industry like them and hit a pedophile or rapist. And to hate the creators even if I enjoyed their work, choosing not to support them via piracy.
Oh absolutely. I think that's how a lot of people in the know about John K. handled it, too. And it's appropro.
 
1. Favorite Lolcow and why:

Changes all the time, at the moment it's definitely Palestine Derangement Syndrome tranarchist Vivian Strange, though I still try to follow Demon Momma.

2. Least Favorite Lolcow and why:

Whatever Null's current lolcow of choice is. I will never understand what on earth the appeal is of whatever white trash village idiot lolcow Null is following. Like, right now Null is really fascinated with some gambling addict who has gone into rehab or something, and I literally couldn't give a shit, there's nothing amusing about that fucking guy. I can't stand having to sit through all the MATI segments about Ethan Ralph or Chantal, I find them both sooo spectacularly uninteresting, the intial cringe wears off wear quick and they just bore the fuck outta me. How many times can you watch Ralph get drunk and start screaming on a stream before you have enough of it all? I don't find Chantal "sassy" at all, I just think she's a fat narcissistic dumbo. I can't think of a more uninteresting uneventful personality to get into. The lolcows that I was into on KF were massive drama queens, they got themselves into drama literally nonstop. I would forget to log into KF for a week and the moment I returned there would be a ton of new drama to catch up with. I really don't understand why the hell Null is so fascinated with them both, and has been following them for years. I really do suspect it's Null's American nostalgia. I don't care how much he says he hates America, I really do think that watching Chantal and Ralph is like his own little virtual America on his computer screen.

3. Honorable Mentions for both categories:

Can't think of any.

4. Lolcow you don't understand the hype about:

See #2. Anyone Null finds funny, I find completely unfunny.

5. Underrated Lolcow(s):

See #1.

6. Any personal lolcows that don't have threads:

People in my private life who were absolutely batshit insane and semi-public figures who definitely deserve to have threads, but whom I will never make a thread about because I don't want to powerlevel.

7. Favorite Lolcow Community:

The OSINT community. I love watching OSINT researchers on lolcow fora geolocate the most obscure shit. It's like watching a magician at work.

8. Least Favorite Community:

Does Null count as "a community of one"? Other than him, people who join lolcow fora just to derail trhreads, troll, start flame wars, brigade, neg rate, harass users, spread outright lies about lolcows, people who never contribute to research on a lolcow and only shitpost. Also anyone who engages in territorial pissing contests on a forum.

9. Wild Card: (put whatever you want in the theme of the other questions here)

Maybe it's because I was always posting in the trans Youtuber threads on KF, and using KF to read up on TRA, that I have a completely different perception of troons than all these Kiwis who only know about the mostly harmless "village idiot" type of troon like Tommie Tooter, who think all troons are poor welfare recipients with no money. My perception of a troon is of someone who has made A LOT of money who troons out as a form of bling bling. I view transition in these rich AGP men as an extreme kind of status symbol. These rich men don't have the trophy wife, they become the trophy wife. A lot of the multi-millionaire AGP troons are hyper-driven, hyper-competitive serious businessmen. The very opposite of a NEET welfare recipient.
 
Changes all the time, at the moment it's definitely Palestine Derangement Syndrome tranarchist Vivian Strange, though I still try to follow Demon Momma.



Whatever Null's current lolcow of choice is. I will never understand what on earth the appeal is of whatever white trash village idiot lolcow Null is following. Like, right now Null is really fascinated with some gambling addict who has gone into rehab or something, and I literally couldn't give a shit, there's nothing amusing about that fucking guy. I can't stand having to sit through all the MATI segments about Ethan Ralph or Chantal, I find them both sooo spectacularly uninteresting, the intial cringe wears off wear quick and they just bore the fuck outta me. How many times can you watch Ralph get drunk and start screaming on a stream before you have enough of it all? I don't find Chantal "sassy" at all, I just think she's a fat narcissistic dumbo. I can't think of a more uninteresting uneventful personality to get into. The lolcows that I was into on KF were massive drama queens, they got themselves into drama literally nonstop. I would forget to log into KF for a week and the moment I returned there would be a ton of new drama to catch up with. I really don't understand why the hell Null is so fascinated with them both, and has been following them for years. I really do suspect it's Null's American nostalgia. I don't care how much he says he hates America, I really do think that watching Chantal and Ralph is like his own little virtual America on his computer screen.



Can't think of any.



See #2. Anyone Null finds funny, I find completely unfunny.



See #1.



People in my private life who were absolutely batshit insane and semi-public figures who definitely deserve to have threads, but whom I will never make a thread about because I don't want to powerlevel.



The OSINT community. I love watching OSINT researchers on lolcow fora geolocate the most obscure shit. It's like watching a magician at work.



Does Null count as "a community of one"? Other than him, people who join lolcow fora just to derail trhreads, troll, start flame wars, brigade, neg rate, harass users, spread outright lies about lolcows, people who never contribute to research on a lolcow and only shitpost. Also anyone who engages in territorial pissing contests on a forum.



Maybe it's because I was always posting in the trans Youtuber threads on KF, and using KF to read up on TRA, that I have a completely different perception of troons than all these Kiwis who only know about the mostly harmless "village idiot" type of troon like Tommie Tooter, who think all troons are poor welfare recipients with no money. My perception of a troon is of someone who has made A LOT of money who troons out as a form of bling bling. I view transition in these rich AGP men as an extreme kind of status symbol. These rich men don't have the trophy wife, they become the trophy wife. A lot of the multi-millionaire AGP troons are hyper-driven, hyper-competitive serious businessmen. The very opposite of a NEET welfare recipient.
Interesting to see your perspective! I totally echo you about the herd mentality and cult following that Null has.
 
How many times can you watch Ralph get drunk and start screaming on a stream before you have enough of it all?
It's like asking how many stars are in the sky (to null at least).
I really do suspect it's Null's American nostalgia. I don't care how much he says he hates America, I really do think that watching Chantal and Ralph is like his own little virtual America on his computer screen.
Chantal is Canadian though. 😝
I have a completely different perception of troons than all these Kiwis who only know about the mostly harmless "village idiot" type of troon like Tommie Tooter
I think Tom is pretty harmful, he's a known molester of both underage girls and animals, hoarder and garbage eater. He would probably kill someone with a suppressed immune system on sight and instantly infest an entire building with bed bugs.
 
1) Terry because there wasn't anything to hate about him. He was just a very sick man in a broken world with a lot of talent and a weird outlet.
2) Kero because he's evil, stupid, and will never face any punishment for his crimes.
3) Jin isn't a favourite lolcow, but I do enjoy watching him from a distance.
4) DSP. I think people are just legitimately angry that such a loser of a man has done better than most of them.
5) Can't think of any.
6) I will forever think it's tragic David Rock (davidsfarm) missed out on having a thread on KF or most other lolcow sites.
8) All of them.
 
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