Market Awareness Campaign
Purpose: Increase brand-name visibility
Target Area: Chattanooga,TN
All races, ethnicities, religions, gay/straight, CIS/trans, neurodiversity affirmative. If you can rock with us: You are one of us.
Members Only:
Onionchat.net: Rocket Chat-The Chat for Everybody
Onionfarms.net Register and create your own Discord-like spaces (special interests, buddy spaces, hangouts)
Join our Discord: Onion farms Bunker

Find member

When does the lolcow start using the hair soft sniff test to make dick soup for the homeless goats?

Gore San

Gore San

⛧ Ć̸̢̧̧̲̰̣͙̖̟̜͕̖͓̣̱̮̣̙̯̜̮̖̣̙̓̑͊̊͋͗̌̐̍̋͋̎̉̓͒͑̀̕͝͝r̵̡̛̰̘͓͎̲͕̖͚͖͕͙̬̣͕̤̣̭̲̙͕͛͛̆̄̃͐̉͑̀̎̎̽͛͋̌̔́̈͘͘͜͝͝͝i̷̧̢̫̣̜͕̣̼̳͉̭͊͆m̷͔̼̠̖̮̪̽̈́͌͑̈͆̂́͌̑̑̿́̑̐͋͒̽͋̈́̃̇̎͑͒̔͌̿̒̐͑̽̍̎̑͗̿̕̕͝s̵̯̦̩̪̼̄̍̋̇̐̅̅͆̒̉̔͑̍̌̽̐͑̈́͐̎͛͆̐͊͂̏̔͒̚͘͝͝͠ò̸̢̮̭̋̋͋̐̍́͊̇̓̐̑̈̋̅̐̃̈́̃͆̎̐̆̀̎̓̃̒̌̎̕̚̚n̶̼̮̫̠̥̳̼̪̙̕
Staff member
Local Moderator
Do you need moist pants for dingleberry salad toss contest again this time?

Edit: Did picking up objects from a water bottle someone else didn't know whales that were in pickled Oreos left for Michigan restaurants near Chinese poop factories?
 
Reason: If that shark snail is a paid feature can you share with the other guy that emails farts in a bottle to orphan trees?
Last edited:
Sort by date Sort by votes
I laughed so hard i committed several war crimes that included the mass genocide of many civilians from a small town in Afghanistan. My war crimes of course will never be told to anyone outside of the soldiers who were with me at the time that the war crimes were committed. I am able to maintain not going to military prison because I am threatening the life of anyone who shows the smallest signs of them reporting me to the authorities.
 
Upvote 0 Downvote
Lord of the Game said:
I laughed so hard i committed several war crimes that included the mass genocide of many civilians from a small town in Afghanistan. My war crimes of course will never be told to anyone outside of the soldiers who were with me at the time that the war crimes were committed. I am able to maintain not going to military prison because I am threatening the life of anyone who shows the smallest signs of them reporting me to the authorities.
Click to expand...
images.jpeg
 
Upvote 0 Downvote
Anne Hathaway Fan said:
View attachment 54615
Click to expand...
Before I get into this, I AM NOT A NECROPHILE!
Alright, with that out of the way, having sex with a dead person is not that bad. Dead people are, well, dead. Their bodies are totally useless. Either donate them to science or donate them to people who will use them. Necrophilia is certainly not good, but it’s better than rape. Giving dead bodies to people to have sex with will stop prostitution, rape, and many other even more heinous acts. Dead bodies can not feel. All we do with them is bury them or burn them. I guess this is a good example of the ends justifying the means.
 
Upvote 0 Downvote
Lord of the Game said:
Before I get into this, I AM NOT A NECROPHILE!
Alright, with that out of the way, having sex with a dead person is not that bad. Dead people are, well, dead. Their bodies are totally useless. Either donate them to science or donate them to people who will use them. Necrophilia is certainly not good, but it’s better than rape. Giving dead bodies to people to have sex with will stop prostitution, rape, and many other even more heinous acts. Dead bodies can not feel. All we do with them is bury them or burn them. I guess this is a good example of the ends justifying the means.
Click to expand...
Hey serious question and I want serious answers here.

Do you think that if you fuck a hot zombie with no rubber that she would pass the zombie virus on to you? Or do you think that you would be okay since she's not biting you?

731ca4c82b151230b96bf0f1960c5767.jpg
 
Upvote 0 Downvote
Stop Socking Gaylord said:
I laughed so hard i committed several war crimes that included the mass genocide of many civilians from a small town in Afghanistan. My war crimes of course will never be told to anyone outside of the soldiers who were with me at the time that the war crimes were committed. I am able to maintain not going to military prison because I am threatening the life of anyone who shows the smallest signs of them reporting me to the authorities.
Click to expand...
I read this in the chuckles the clown voice.
 
Upvote 0 Downvote
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom