When does the lolcow start using the hair soft sniff test to make dick soup for the homeless goats?

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Schedule cheese pixie sheet yourself when weekday quakes occur outside your undies?
Crimson Fucker

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Do you need moist pants for dingleberry salad toss contest again this time?

Edit: Did picking up objects from a water bottle someone else didn't know whales that were in pickled Oreos left for Michigan restaurants near Chinese poop factories?
 
Reason: If that shark snail is a paid feature can you share with the other guy that emails farts in a bottle to orphan trees?
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Anne Hathaway Fan

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I eat ass.

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Stop Socking Gaylord

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I laughed so hard i committed several war crimes that included the mass genocide of many civilians from a small town in Afghanistan. My war crimes of course will never be told to anyone outside of the soldiers who were with me at the time that the war crimes were committed. I am able to maintain not going to military prison because I am threatening the life of anyone who shows the smallest signs of them reporting me to the authorities.
 
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Anne Hathaway Fan

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I put the "F U" in "forums"
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Lord of the Game said:
I laughed so hard i committed several war crimes that included the mass genocide of many civilians from a small town in Afghanistan. My war crimes of course will never be told to anyone outside of the soldiers who were with me at the time that the war crimes were committed. I am able to maintain not going to military prison because I am threatening the life of anyone who shows the smallest signs of them reporting me to the authorities.
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Anne Hathaway Fan said:
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Before I get into this, I AM NOT A NECROPHILE!
Alright, with that out of the way, having sex with a dead person is not that bad. Dead people are, well, dead. Their bodies are totally useless. Either donate them to science or donate them to people who will use them. Necrophilia is certainly not good, but itโ€™s better than rape. Giving dead bodies to people to have sex with will stop prostitution, rape, and many other even more heinous acts. Dead bodies can not feel. All we do with them is bury them or burn them. I guess this is a good example of the ends justifying the means.
 
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Anne Hathaway Fan

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I put the "F U" in "forums"
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Lord of the Game said:
Before I get into this, I AM NOT A NECROPHILE!
Alright, with that out of the way, having sex with a dead person is not that bad. Dead people are, well, dead. Their bodies are totally useless. Either donate them to science or donate them to people who will use them. Necrophilia is certainly not good, but itโ€™s better than rape. Giving dead bodies to people to have sex with will stop prostitution, rape, and many other even more heinous acts. Dead bodies can not feel. All we do with them is bury them or burn them. I guess this is a good example of the ends justifying the means.
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Hey serious question and I want serious answers here.

Do you think that if you fuck a hot zombie with no rubber that she would pass the zombie virus on to you? Or do you think that you would be okay since she's not biting you?

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Stop Socking Gaylord

Stop Socking Gaylord

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Anne Hathaway Fan said:
Do you think that if you fuck a hot zombie with no rubber that she would pass the zombie virus on to you? Or do you think that you would be okay since she's not biting you?
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Well it's usually equated with rabies, so I imagine it works similarly. Only German style foreplay with a zombie is safe.
Also, I think I'm going to permanently type like this.
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Anne Hathaway Fan said:
Sooooo.... You're saying zombie vaginal with no rubber is okay but stay away from zombie anal? And don't do it while she's on the zombie rag?
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Quite the opposite, really. Contact with any mucus membrane would definitely cause an infection but you could always get down with some ScheiรŸe play or enjoy a golden shower
 
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Stop Socking Gaylord said:
I laughed so hard i committed several war crimes that included the mass genocide of many civilians from a small town in Afghanistan. My war crimes of course will never be told to anyone outside of the soldiers who were with me at the time that the war crimes were committed. I am able to maintain not going to military prison because I am threatening the life of anyone who shows the smallest signs of them reporting me to the authorities.
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I read this in the chuckles the clown voice.
 
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