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[Gore San]

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[Kan]

Most Racist Song Ever (Parody)
by Rockett Radio
Lyrics:
Cracker darkie, coolie hebe, Alabama porch-monkey
Wetback fatty, pickaninny, limey oreo
Jungle bunny, injun jap, happy hadji, hairyback
Christ-killer, beaner apple, golliwog gringo

Camel jockey towelhead, harbor-bomber, yellow-red
Cocoa-Puff, slant-eye, shine redneck, mick, mogli
Prairie-nigga, heinee, dago-wop, Habibi
Buddha-head, ass-pirate, Aunt Jemima, gypsy!

I don't mean to be offensive
I'm just pissed that the words exist
Please don't get defensive
It would just be great if
There be no more hatred

Beaner, alligator bait, faggots, quashee, begger, slave
Wonder Bread, kraut macaque, muzzie, spoke, spade
Bohunk, cholo, frog, greaseball, nig-nog
Gook, Guido, honky, patty, dot-head ape
Redskin, zambo, pancake-face, polak
Nig-toad, kunta, ching-chong, moolie, kike
Raghead, peckerwood, sandnigger, eight-ball
Pikey, dykey, border-hopper, hillbilly, jigaboo

I don't mean to be offensive
I'm just pissed that the words exist
Please don't get defensive
It would just be great if
There be no more hatred

Curry-muncher, eggplant, grape-stomper, Mexican
Shyster, niglet, goombah, mayonnaise
Uncle Tom, gravelbelly, square old, guinea, cheeser, whitey
Pole smoker, hook-nose, twobag, niggertoes

A-a-aah

Rice paddy, salty, smurf, spic, trailer trash
Red-sea pedestrian, white devil, queer ass
Lemonhead, leprechaun, mandingo, Push-Button
Buppie, paki, gook, featherhead, wigger, spook


I don't mean to be offensive
I'm just pissed that the words exist
Please don't get defensive
It would just be great if
There be no more hatred

Halfrican, Hay Seed, Jerry, retard, kiwi
Midnight, kung-fu, mud-nacho, mexijew
Nazi, negro, nappy hair, beanpicker, welfare
Yenta, yoko, zebra, twinkie, yoyo
Stovepipe, Popolo, potato eater, polio
Oven-dweller, ese, knob-gobbler, hoser-gay

I don't mean to be offensive
I'm just pissed that the words exist
Please don't get defensive
It would just be great if
There be no more hatred

Herring choker, junior mints, panda, river crosser, squint
Powder, pork chop, redskin, 'tater tot
Wagon-burner, windchime, macaroni, meat-pie
Long jockey, honky, rug-rider, tar baby

Tunnel digger, wahoo, watermelon, matzah, roo
Brillo pad, bumper lips, horse-gums, half-dicks
Chicaninny, rice queen, schvartze, amoyo, yankee
Penny-chaser, table-face, we are all the human race!


I don't mean to be offensive
I'm just pissed that the words exist
Please don't get defensive
It would just be great if
There be no more hatred
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I don't mean to be offensive
I'm just pissed that the words exist
Please don't get defensive
It would just be great if
There be no more hatred

I don't mean to be offensive
I'm just pissed that the words exist
Please don't get defensive
It would just be great if
There be no more hatred

I don't mean to be offensive

 

[Jane Doe 1]

It's just like how law enforcement isn't fooled by slang terms for illegal drugs.

By now everyone here should know what Marijuana, Methamphetamine, Heroin, Cocaine, and Psilocybin Mushrooms are by now. But those drugs also have slang terms often used in the streets.

What are the slang terms for Marijuana? Mary Jane, Skunk, Weed, Herb, and Pot.

What are the slang terms for Methamphetamine? Crystal, Ice, Crank, Glass, and Meth.

What are the slang terms for Heroin? Sugar, Horse, Dragon, Tar, and Big H.

What are the slang terms for Cocaine? Nose Candy, Coke, and Snow.

What are the slang terms for Psilocybin Mushrooms? Magic Mushrooms and Shrooms.

If you were caught with meth and you try to argue with the police that it's not meth and you say that it's "Glass", they're still going to arrest you and charge you with possession regardless of how you call meth; it's still methamphetamine on a chemical level regardless of what you call it. Law enforcement always know the slang terms for drugs as they are trained to know the terminology, street slang won't fool them.

Should Jersh get sued by a state that allows their residents to sue doxers in civil court, he's going to have a lot of trouble explaining why "Phonebooking" isn't doxing even though said state laws say otherwise.

This is the same level of stupidity I see with sovereign citizens that try to use backwards legal logic as a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card, "I'm not driving, I'm traveling".

 

[Gore San]

Human Testicles , in particular, have a very mild flavour and a pleasant spongy texture; perfect for coating in a spicy masala and that is what I do here. Please keep in mind that mine is not a traditional Punjabi recipe—it may resemble one in some ways but doubtless departs from most in others.

Ingredients

1 lb Human testicles, cut into small chunks
1/2 lb human man kidneys, cut into small chunks
1 large onion, thinly sliced
2 large cloves of garlic and about as much ginger roughly crushed
The following ground masala:
2 tspns coriander powder
1 tspn cumin powder
1/2 tspn methi/fenugreek seed powder
1 tblspn garam masala
1 heaped tspn hot chilli powder
1/2 tspn haldi/turmeric powder
1/2 tspn jaggery/dark brown sugar
1 cup crushed tomato
4-5 Thai chillies, slit
3 tblspns chopped dhania/cilantro leaves and stems
1 cup water off the boil
Salt
1 tblspn ghee or neutral oil of choice
1 tblspn chopped dhania/cilantro leaves for garnish
1 tspn peeled and julienned ginger for garnish
Preparation

Heat the ghee over medium heat in a large skillet/saute pan.
Add the onion and saute till nicely browned.
Add the crushed ginger-garlic and saute for another minute or till the raw aroma is gone.
Add the chopped testicles and kidneys, mix in and saute till the colour changes and they release a lot of liquid.
Add all the ground masalas, the jaggery and the salt, mix in and saute for another minute or two, stirring constantly.
Add the crushed tomato and saute, stirring all the while till the tomato has completely broken down and oil begins to separate.
Add the chopped dhania leaves and stems and the green chillies, mix in, cover the pan and cook on low heat for 15-20 minutes.
Uncover and stir. The masala should be thick but not sticking to the pan.
Add the hot water, mix in and simmer for another 5-7 minutes or till the gravy is at your preferred consistency.
Garnish with the remaining chopped dhania leaves and the julienned ginger and serve with chapatis or parathas.

 

[HET!]

First of all, the feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. It's not going to have any feeding problems.
The slide's been replaced with a reinforced version, and it meshes perfectly with the frame.
The frame itself has been iron-welded and scraped down multiple times for maximum precision.
The front strap part of the frame has been checkered to make it dig into the hand. That prevents any slipping.
The sight system's original too. It's a 3-dot type. It's got an enlarged front sight, giving it superior target sighting capability.
The regular hammer's been replaced with a ring hammer. That enhances the cocking control and increases the hammer-down speed.
They also reworked the grip safety to accommodate the ring hammer. It looks like they eliminated it altogether. This is a tool for pros.
The thumb safety and slide stop are extended for precise handling.
The base of the trigger guard is whittled down so you can use a high grip, and the trigger itself is a long type for easy finger access.
The trigger pull is about 3.5 pounds. that's about a pound and a half lighter than normal.
The magazine well has been widened to make it easier to put in a new magazine.
The magazine catch button has been filed down low to make it harder to hit it by mistake.
The mainspring housing has been changed to a flat type to increase grip, and it's even been fitted with stepping so that it won't slip from the recoil when firing.
On top of that, they added cocking serrations to the top part of the slide. That lets you load and eject cartridges faster in an emergency.
Whoever did this is a professional, no question. This thing could shoot a one-hole at 25 yards in a machine rest.