So who's going to mod this shithole?

[Karl]

Should it be me? I'd go through this place like a fat fucking thumb going up some wimp loser's submissive little Tomhole, I tell you what.

Anyway, pros or cons of me modding Ashley's subforum?

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

Have fun. This site's abandoned since Josh got got so it will be funny seeing you log on here every day to skulk around the ruins like a greasy little unhappy ghost needy for attention. Are you sad that thread of all your shitty jokes that make you look like an insane piece of shit are gone forever? It represents so much of your time and life. A stupid amount. I told you KF would be gone by spring or summer.

 

[onionfarts]

Should it be me? I'd go through this place like a fat fucking thumb going up some wimp loser's submissive little Tomhole, I tell you what.

Anyway, pros or cons of me modding Ashley's subforum?

Asking for mod is gay, sorry.

 

[Karl]

That's not a pro or a con, you know.

 

[Karl]

Asking for mod is gay, sorry.

So is receptive anal play for a man.

 

[Karl]

I have a handy guide for fingering assholes, if you'd like to see it. It's educational!

 

[Cursed Content Purveyor]

Me

Pros: I have no feelings towards this, I will make sure you don't break rules and otherwise stay outta your way

Cons: I have no feelings towards this, I will make sure you don't break rules and otherwise stay outta your way

(I'm not serious)

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

So is receptive anal play for a man.

Sometimes I wonder about the unsettling possibility you're actually this obsessed with ass fucking or if you're just so lost in the sauce that you don't know who you are or what you're doing anymore and haven't for decades.

Speaking of how good prostate orgasms feel, what's Brian been up to these days? Is he still trying to suppress his feelings for men by collecting hundreds of articles supporting his sweaty delusions about how gays are all disease ridden or pedophiles or intrinsically unhappy people? I remember all that stuff being darkly comical juxtaposed with his faggy obsession with David Bowie.

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

It's pretty funny to be like 53 years old and still unable to reconcile your Catholic repression and Fred Phelps-like mentally unwell views on how gays aren't human with the fact you idolize a drug addict who sucked off Mick Jagger

 

[Karl]

Ashley: Friend of the Gays. You can tell she's extra tolerant by her use of the words fag, faggot, faggy, and gay as negative descriptors.

 

[Karl]

I put your new account on ignore, Ash.

 

[Karl]

Don't resort to increasingly histrionic attempts to get my attention, that would be nutso.

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

I put your new account on ignore, Ash.

That's cool since to someone smarter it would be obvious I'm not looking for your replies, I'm treating you as an exhibit of a dwindling and sick subculture.

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

So which scene in Salo did your buddy find hottest?

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

Don't resort to increasingly histrionic attempts to get my attention, that would be nutso.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1621599857969446920

 

[TheRealAshleyHutsellJankowski]

Me

Pros: I have no feelings towards this, I will make sure you don't break rules and otherwise stay outta your way

Cons: I have no feelings towards this, I will make sure you don't break rules and otherwise stay outta your way

(I'm not serious)

Agree

 

[TheRealAshleyHutsellJankowski]

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