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So WWE is hitting us up with two back-to-back live events, Saturday night main event on July 12 and the all female show Evolution the next day on the 13th.
SNME is on free TV on NBC and Netflix and the Evolution show is on Peacock and Netflix.
They are constantly adding matches at the last minutes so I will edit this post as new matches are added.
Here are my predictions for that show:
Saturday Night Main Event
1. Randy Orton v Drew McIntyre
I don't think that Randy Orton needs to win as badly as Drew McIntyre does. He's been off for a while and he needs to establish his dominance, so I'm calling this one for Drew. WWE doesn't have enough strong bad guys right now, it just makes sense business wise for Drew to pick up the pin.
2. Seth Rollins v LA Knight
I really want LA Knight to win this one, but I don't see it happening. He's super over with the crowd but he never can quite clench main event status because of bad booking. I want him to win, but I have to call this one for Seth.
3. World heavyweight title match Gunther v Goldberg
Yes, fucking GOLDBERG. The guy from the '90s who's almost 60 years old is challenging for the world heavyweight title. If this match is anything but Gunther dog walking the fuck out of this old man, it will devalue his character.
I'm hoping and praying and wishing for a Goldberg ass beating.
Evolution
1. Battle Royale for a shot at the women's world championship next month in Paris
I really don't know who to pick here because the participants are TBA. My money is on my dark horse Kairi Sane because I feel like she's going to be getting a monster push sometime soon.
2. Jacy Jayne v Jordynne Grace
I have to tell you I don't watch NXT which is WWE's developmental show, so I couldn't give a fiddler's fuck about this match. I'll probably be making a sandwich or taking a piss during this snooze fest. Idk, Jordynne Grace I guess.
3. Raquel Rodriguez and Roxanne Perez v Alexa Bliss and Charlotte Flair v 2 other women's teams TBA
It goes to show you how little of a fuck they give about female wrestling when they can't even figure out who half of the teams participating for the tag team belts are yet. That being said my money's on Raquel Rodriguez and Roxanne Perez.
4. Jade Cargill v Naomi
Jade Cargill is a specimen but Naomi has been doing the best work of her career playing a psychotic heel. I'm calling this one for Naomi just for the crazy factor.
5. Tiffany Stratton versus Trish Stratus for the WWE women's championship
So it wasn't enough that we have OLD-berg challenging for the men's belt, now we have to dig deeper into MUH NOSTALGIA and watch a 50-year-old Trish Stratus fight through the ring rust for a title match she didn't earn nor deserves.
Hopefully Tiffany retains because this match is a joke.
Speaking of fucking jokes....
6. Iyo Sky v Rhea Ripley for the women's world heavyweight championship
You know the fact that Rhea Ripley is going to win like she always does wouldn't bother me as bad if they would have let Iyo defend her fucking belt.
They made this woman who has credibly beaten men in the ring go EIGHTY FOUR DAYS without a title defense, and now we all know she's going to hand the belt over to Rhea God damn Ripley.
It's sickening how this overbooked, under talented, charisma vacuum who can't wrestle keeps getting the belt from everyone especially since Iyo Sky had to sit on her hands for 84 days and now it's going to make her look stupid when she loses the title.
I know what'll cheer me up. Here's a picture of Iyo in a bikini:
Sigh. I know Ripley's going to win but I'm still rooting for Iyo Sky. Hopefully I'll be pleasantly surprised.
SNME is on free TV on NBC and Netflix and the Evolution show is on Peacock and Netflix.
They are constantly adding matches at the last minutes so I will edit this post as new matches are added.
Here are my predictions for that show:
Saturday Night Main Event
1. Randy Orton v Drew McIntyre
I don't think that Randy Orton needs to win as badly as Drew McIntyre does. He's been off for a while and he needs to establish his dominance, so I'm calling this one for Drew. WWE doesn't have enough strong bad guys right now, it just makes sense business wise for Drew to pick up the pin.
2. Seth Rollins v LA Knight
I really want LA Knight to win this one, but I don't see it happening. He's super over with the crowd but he never can quite clench main event status because of bad booking. I want him to win, but I have to call this one for Seth.
3. World heavyweight title match Gunther v Goldberg
Yes, fucking GOLDBERG. The guy from the '90s who's almost 60 years old is challenging for the world heavyweight title. If this match is anything but Gunther dog walking the fuck out of this old man, it will devalue his character.
I'm hoping and praying and wishing for a Goldberg ass beating.
Evolution
1. Battle Royale for a shot at the women's world championship next month in Paris
I really don't know who to pick here because the participants are TBA. My money is on my dark horse Kairi Sane because I feel like she's going to be getting a monster push sometime soon.
2. Jacy Jayne v Jordynne Grace
I have to tell you I don't watch NXT which is WWE's developmental show, so I couldn't give a fiddler's fuck about this match. I'll probably be making a sandwich or taking a piss during this snooze fest. Idk, Jordynne Grace I guess.
3. Raquel Rodriguez and Roxanne Perez v Alexa Bliss and Charlotte Flair v 2 other women's teams TBA
It goes to show you how little of a fuck they give about female wrestling when they can't even figure out who half of the teams participating for the tag team belts are yet. That being said my money's on Raquel Rodriguez and Roxanne Perez.
4. Jade Cargill v Naomi
Jade Cargill is a specimen but Naomi has been doing the best work of her career playing a psychotic heel. I'm calling this one for Naomi just for the crazy factor.
5. Tiffany Stratton versus Trish Stratus for the WWE women's championship
So it wasn't enough that we have OLD-berg challenging for the men's belt, now we have to dig deeper into MUH NOSTALGIA and watch a 50-year-old Trish Stratus fight through the ring rust for a title match she didn't earn nor deserves.
Hopefully Tiffany retains because this match is a joke.
Speaking of fucking jokes....
6. Iyo Sky v Rhea Ripley for the women's world heavyweight championship
You know the fact that Rhea Ripley is going to win like she always does wouldn't bother me as bad if they would have let Iyo defend her fucking belt.
They made this woman who has credibly beaten men in the ring go EIGHTY FOUR DAYS without a title defense, and now we all know she's going to hand the belt over to Rhea God damn Ripley.
It's sickening how this overbooked, under talented, charisma vacuum who can't wrestle keeps getting the belt from everyone especially since Iyo Sky had to sit on her hands for 84 days and now it's going to make her look stupid when she loses the title.
I know what'll cheer me up. Here's a picture of Iyo in a bikini:
Sigh. I know Ripley's going to win but I'm still rooting for Iyo Sky. Hopefully I'll be pleasantly surprised.
