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They're mad because YouTube is a better source for lolcow drama than kiwifarms now. You don't have to sift through thousands of useless posts and sperging to get to the information you want. It's also funny that they sometimes even cover stuff first but they're complaining they stole kiwifarms information. When the YouTubers are getting it from the lolcow themselves and not kiwifarms. Their videos are usually shorter to watch than it is to read the threads or watch mati or turkey tom videos.
Kiwitards are just salty that YouTubers are doing what they used to do, only better, and faster.


And most of the time, the YouTubers arenโ€™t even """stealing""" anything, theyโ€™re just pulling straight from the cowโ€™s own social media. But somehow thatโ€™s a crime now because it bypasses the sacred tradition of reading 300 schizophrenic posts of people sometimes just making shit up to find one screenshot of value.


So yeah, Iโ€™ll take a 12-minute video that actually summarizes something over some bloated thread that 90% of which has nothing of value and just shitposting, with three users accusing each other of gayops.
 
They're sperging hard in my thread too. Rent free in their little schizo brains. Note, the person posting this is a sock account of the person I am dunking on in the Facebook posts lmao
I love how this website is where cows with kiwi threads go after they get banned from the farms, always interesting to see their stories when they come out.


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They're mad because YouTube is a better source for lolcow drama than kiwifarms now. You don't have to sift through thousands of useless posts and sperging to get to the information you want. It's also funny that they sometimes even cover stuff first but they're complaining they stole kiwifarms information. When the YouTubers are getting it from the lolcow themselves and not kiwifarms. Their videos are usually shorter to watch than it is to read the threads or watch mati or turkey tom videos.
Videos are a shit format for Neanderthals who canโ€™t fucking read. I can speed read through a typical thread in a few
minutes.
 
Forgive me for quoting myself but I've grown sick of this STORYTIME faggot.

Null you lazy ass if you read this thread...
STORYTIME IS NOT MUTTLEY YOU GORILLA-NIGGER
GO TELL GOG & MAGOG HE'S A QUADROON, I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO CALLS HIM THAT, IT'S PROOF

At least I'm convinces it'd safe to sock now because apparently he doesn't actually check useragent info
Or this is some kind of psyop to get me to reveal my sock, WHICH I DON'T HAVE.
All my content is only available on
Lounge 96 as per our lucrative exclusivity contract.

Want more proof I'm Muttley? Well, look at my pfp. Have you ever seen that picture of Wolfetone before?
No, only me and Kirbo have it. So I have to be either Muttley, or, Kirbo.

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Um, akshually. โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“ I'm chronically online and care about shit no one else cares about because I'm allergic to grass. Therefore can't touch it.
Have fun sifting through a tldr op and over 9000 pages of "yas queen slay" with the occasional "no retard" by a banned user. Accompanied by a rage post from a null IQ nigger, just to find the 8 posts that contain any useful information. That was taken from somewhere else before they even knew about it. I've got better shit to do than care about this.
 
Looking at the other recent posts.

It just seems like they're mad that Rev is living the trad lifestyle (he's married, he has a house, he has a fancy car, he has pecs and six pack abs). So this seems less like Kiwi Farms bashing on Rev for being a lolicon and they seem more jealous that Rev gets to live the trad lifestyle that they can only dream of.

To me it seems Kiwi Farms is envious of Rev. In other news, the ocean is made of water.
Kiwitards are just salty that YouTubers are doing what they used to do, only better, and faster.


And most of the time, the YouTubers arenโ€™t even """stealing""" anything, theyโ€™re just pulling straight from the cowโ€™s own social media. But somehow thatโ€™s a crime now because it bypasses the sacred tradition of reading 300 schizophrenic posts of people sometimes just making shit up to find one screenshot of value.


So yeah, Iโ€™ll take a 12-minute video that actually summarizes something over some bloated thread that 90% of which has nothing of value and just shitposting, with three users accusing each other of gayops.
Much like how Youtubers killed traditional video game journalism, Youtubers and streamers killed the forum (this includes Kiwi Farms).

One meme I remember that was prevalent back in the day was "Too long; didn't read" which was a rude but blunt way of saying that if you are going to drop some knowledge about anything then follow the KISS principle (Keep It Simple, Stupid). Don't bombard your audience with information that they may not even care about, just stick to the relevant details.

Youtubers and streamers do a better job to cover lolcows better than Kiwi Farms because most people are not willing to read a novel about a lolcow when they can always watch a short video that's short, sweet, and gets to the point.

Keep It Simple Stupid and follow the principle of showing rather telling or else you will bore your audience.

This is also why I rarely even pay attention to video essays because they're often too bloated and a lot can be cut down to get to the point while still delivering the same message.
 
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Have fun sifting through a tldr op and over 9000 pages of "yas queen slay" with the occasional "no retard" by a banned user. Accompanied by a rage post from a null IQ nigger, just to find the 8 posts that contain any useful information. That was taken from somewhere else before they even knew about it. I've got better shit to do than care about this.
Every time I've attempted to read a KF thread it's either the same few retards having a 20 page slapfight or some losers powerlevelling between each other about their boring lives.
 
Reason: it's ALWAYS off topic
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