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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
There was a conspiracy theory, I heard this 20 years or so ago, that he was a front for some CIA psy op, that he maybe written some of the early stuff, but it was being knocked out by some team, I think to normalize noncery, if memory serves.

Zoomer. I can say, you didn't miss much. The awe he is seen with, in some circles, is a sign of general arrested development in the West. The two actual great films from his work (Carrie and The Shining) are great, not because of King's writing, but because they are directed by great directors.
I think cocaine fueled his early prolific writing, with a team of writers later.
 
Oldfag cringe.
"Guuuuuuuuuuuuuys I'm watching teh Sonic movie omg so hyped guuuuuuys!!!!" :soy:
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"guuuuys they played the thing omgomgomg its liveandlearnin' time i liveandlearned all over the place" :soy:
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It's posts like these that just make the "Sonic = Autism" argument more true.

I get having an interest in something, but come the fuck on.
 
It's like animal farm only more autistic and pathetic.
I should stop coming here crying about being arbitrarily banned and just stay gone from KF. That is kind of pathetic in hindsight even when i did call the bastards out on it sometimes. Thank you guys for at least being supportive.

It sucks to get reasonably invested into a hobby or non controversial video game just to be banned on a whim by some random third party when you just want to talk with other people about it.
 
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It's posts like these that just make the "Sonic = Autism" argument more true.
Amusing fact about Bill Hicks (who could have been seen as a cow, if you read on, you'll find out...):

There is a bit on one of Bill's albums, called Sonic and Clamlappers vol 6, Bill was a MASSIVE Sonic fan. At the end of his life, he ended up in a dysfunctional relationship with a Single Mom. I say dysfunctional, because there is poetry written by Bill that STRONGLY hints at him being abusive to her. He admitted to playing Sonic for hours, with this boy.

tl/dr: Bill Hick's was a massive Sperg, even if he was high functioning (coke) and was at Waco and got that video footage of the Tank setting light to the compound.
 
Another fucking terfoid with a sexual harrasment fetish.
And the old man's name? Albert Einstein. Please believe her she was soooo harrased cuz womyn guise, she knows why they poon out!
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Where the fuck do they live that they always go "oh i was so opressed i was told im an object more than person my titties gave so much attention when growing fucking moids uwu so insecure"? Because I don't think they are from some islamic country!
 
Another fucking terfoid with a sexual harrasment fetish.
And the old man's name? Albert Einstein. Please believe her she was soooo harrased cuz womyn guise, she knows why they poon out!
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Where the fuck do they live that they always go "oh i was so opressed i was told im an object more than person my titties gave so much attention when growing fucking moids uwu so insecure"? Because I don't think they are from some islamic country!
by the time I was 12, old men were taking upskirts of me
This was typed with one hand.
 
Oldfag cringe.
"Guuuuuuuuuuuuuys I'm watching teh Sonic movie omg so hyped guuuuuuys!!!!" :soy:
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"guuuuys they played the thing omgomgomg its liveandlearnin' time i liveandlearned all over the place" :soy:
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sonic the hedgehoo

its a little heartwarming to see some unadulterated joy imo. Never minded tards so long as they stick to their tard things instead of being public nuisances.
 
Mister Metokur's thread is in civil retard war. Users uncovered that he's been in legal trouble for debt several times and has been taken to court over it which is something they mock other lolcows and black people for. The dedicated janitors for Metokur (the "sweepy squad") attempt to defend the debtmaxxing claiming its not a big deal and calling it based as if he's somehow "sticking it to the man, dude!" Surely if it wasn't such a big deal it could just be ignored, but Metokur's fans have this instinctual drive to defend him under the ironybro, nihilistic guise of "not caring." Some users are even calling for these intrepid investigators of Metokur's debts to be threadbanned .

Metokur ended having up paying back the debt in full as well as attorneys fees for the companies suing him. How based!

Let's not forget that he defrauded the government years ago with a PPP loan during the pandemic he helped sensationalize.
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Mister Metokur's thread is in civil retard war. Users uncovered that he's been in legal trouble for debt several times and has been taken to court over it which is something they mock other lolcows and black people for. The dedicated janitors for Metokur (the "sweepy squad") attempt to defend the debtmaxxing claiming its not a big deal and calling it based. Surely if it wasn't such a big deal it could just be ignored, but Metokur's fan have this instinctual drive to defend him under the ironybro, nihilistic guise of "not caring." Some users are even calling for these intrepid investigators of Metokur's debts to be threadbanned .

Let's not forget that he defrauded the government years ago with a PPP loan during the pandemic he helped sensationalize.
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Nice to have more confirmation that Jimmy's a black hole of money. This is motive to lie about being sick too.

Idk, I just don't get why debtmaxxing is such an important rite of passage for trailer trash.
 
Mister Metokur's thread is in civil retard war. Users uncovered that he's been in legal trouble for debt several times and has been taken to court over it which is something they mock other lolcows and black people for. The dedicated janitors for Metokur (the "sweepy squad") attempt to defend the debtmaxxing claiming its not a big deal and calling it based. Surely if it wasn't such a big deal it could just be ignored, but Metokur's fan have this instinctual drive to defend him under the ironybro, nihilistic guise of "not caring." Some users are even calling for these intrepid investigators of Metokur's debts to be threadbanned .

Let's not forget that he defrauded the government years ago with a PPP loan during the pandemic he helped sensationalize.
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Jesus, this is like my dad.
 
Another fucking terfoid with a sexual harrasment fetish.
And the old man's name? Albert Einstein. Please believe her she was soooo harrased cuz womyn guise, she knows why they poon out!
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Where the fuck do they live that they always go "oh i was so opressed i was told im an object more than person my titties gave so much attention when growing fucking moids uwu so insecure"? Because I don't think they are from some islamic country!
One of the reasons I discovered Kiwifarms is because trannies kept showing up in facebook groups writing fanfic like this. It's so hilarious how quickly the other farms succumbed to troonery after cataloguing it so obsessively for so many years.

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