I lost my virginity to a stuffed animal (REAL)

[Cowboy]

there once was a man named jim he lived down the road to my grandfathers house he was kind and sweet one day for my 7th birthday he gave me a stuffed teddy bear i was so excited at my new toy later on that night my father had something called vargra by his bed i tried it and BOOM HEADSHOT i was so horny i fucked my stuffed animal then BOOM cemon everywhere but i did not see milk i was troubled i learned alot about stuffed animals that day

 

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