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I always feel a bit guilty posting here cause I feel like I’ve filled up the page, I just really like this site and often want to post. Do tell me if I’m doing it too mucb

Anyways, fuck western dieters, privileged shit wipes. “If you have half of a donut, feel free throwing the rest away! You should care about your body and unhealthy food isn’t good for you!” Some starving Bolivian child with both his legs blown off could’ve had that, and if you say “But… it’s unhealthy” it just shows how fat and privileged you really are.

And their methods are so fucking stupid, “Don’t reward yourself with food, reward yourself with non food things instead” and it’s all either shit you should be doing anyways (self-care, “me time”, whatever other goofy ass phrase cunts want to use) or it’s the most consoom shit ever, like “What, go to McDonalds? Pssh, nah, I’m just going to buy 10 Gucci slippers to celebrate 10 lbs lost!”

“I’m down 10 lbs so I’m going to reward myself with brushing my teeth! I haven’t done it in a while, I’ve been saving up for this moment!”
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Literally one of the most annoying subsets of white people, next to KF’ers and Tiktokers I’d say. Well, no, then again the most annoying Tiktokers tend to be minorities in some way so maybe not.
 
On the other side of this coin: "Would you like to buy single gluten free vegan organic pea, only 19.99$"
 
I always feel a bit guilty posting here cause I feel like I’ve filled up the page, I just really like this site and often want to post. Do tell me if I’m doing it too mucb

Anyways, fuck western dieters, privileged shit wipes. “If you have half of a donut, feel free throwing the rest away! You should care about your body and unhealthy food isn’t good for you!” Some starving Bolivian child with both his legs blown off could’ve had that, and if you say “But… it’s unhealthy” it just shows how fat and privileged you really are.

And their methods are so fucking stupid, “Don’t reward yourself with food, reward yourself with non food things instead” and it’s all either shit you should be doing anyways (self-care, “me time”, whatever other goofy ass phrase cunts want to use) or it’s the most consoom shit ever, like “What, go to McDonalds? Pssh, nah, I’m just going to buy 10 Gucci slippers to celebrate 10 lbs lost!”

“I’m down 10 lbs so I’m going to reward myself with brushing my teeth! I haven’t done it in a while, I’ve been saving up for this moment!”
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Literally one of the most annoying subsets of white people, next to KF’ers and Tiktokers I’d say. Well, no, then again the most annoying Tiktokers tend to be minorities in some way so maybe not.
I thought you were gonna complain about the fad diets.

Like some think eating everything raw, like meat, eggs, milk, blood, and anything is going to make them into some kinda god killing adonis. Instead it turns them redder than a tomato.

The keto fags who use keto to just eat meat cheese and not any vegetables. Their obsession with making everything keto is insane, like keto pizza. I've had someone make me a keto pizza before its just meat and cheese on top of a mangled mess of broccoli. It was awful.

Fad Diets should just be called Fag Diets.

Losing weight isn't crazy its as simple as eating less, fasting.

Im not fat but I managed to lose a dozen pounds in a dozen months by setting on my ass eating fruit and drinking YooHoos.
 
On the other side of this coin: "Would you like to buy single gluten free vegan organic pea, only 19.99$"
You can also get blended grass shipped to you for 399 a month, pretty sweet deal I’d say, a YouTuber advertised it to me whilst saying it’s cheaper than a 5 dollar meal deal at Wendy’s
 
The keto fags who use keto to just eat meat cheese and not any vegetables. Their obsession with making everything keto is insane, like keto pizza. I've had someone make me a keto pizza before its just meat and cheese on top of a mangled mess of broccoli. It was awful.
That’s so fucking sad, just buy Pizza Hut kek

Fad diets are a bit more whatever to me, I mean, it’s only hurting themselves. I only care when they try to force it onto others or shame others for not following it, miserable cunts
Im not fat but I managed to lose a dozen pounds in a dozen months by setting on my ass eating fruit and drinking YooHoos.
B-B-But you didn’t do it the right way! Yoohoos are processed POISON it’s POISON, it’s better to lose weight on cow spit and tree resin like an actual CHAD
 
One of the best dieters will always be sv3rige, Shroedinger's Chad a man constantly dancing the fine line between being based and retarded.

Has anybody looked up Raw Diet on YouTube? Its a bunch of people who are deeply entrenched in the Appeal to Nature Fallacy its honestly kinda fascinating.
 
I Hate Western Dying. Watch Caitlin Doughty's channel on Youtube.
Yeah. It's not just the west. South Korea and China have Mukbangers now. I wanted to make a fat non American YouTuber list but realized I would just be at it all day since there are so many now. From every country.
 
If anyone need recipes for cooking humans just ask.
 
Reason: This is a half joke. I will actually just reply with a part of a copy pasta.
Finally, dinner plans. Thank you.
Breast with Red Wine

One moderate size girl's breast 2 tablespoons butter 2 cans tomato pieces 2 cups small pearl onions 4 carrots, sliced 2 stalks celery cut in large pieces 2 cups red wine 2 cloves garlic, halved 1/2 tsp whole black peppercorns 1 pinch ea Majoram & thyme 1 bay leaf 2 Tablespoons melted butter salt to taste 1 cup girl meat drippings and broth

Quickly braise the breast in butter in a frying pan, just enough to slightly brown. Place the breast in a covered roaster and pour the broth and wine over it. Add tomatoes, onions, celery, carrots and the seasonings to the roaster and cover. Roast at 350 deg F, basting occasionally until done, about 1 1/2 to 2 hours. Serve the breast on a platter diagonally sliced with the vegetables. Serve the broth like a gravy to be poured over the meat as eaten.

Pate of Liver

1 human liver 2 tablespoons cornstarch 1- 1/2 lbs chopped shoulder meat 3 oz Cognac 1 small onion 4 whole eggs 1 clove garlic 1 tablespoon salt 1 teaspoon sage 1/2 teaspoon ground pepper

Coarse grind all meats and mix with remaining ingredients. place formed in a loaf in a covered cassorole dish and bake for 2 1/2 hours at 350 deg F. Cool and serve with unsalted crakers and caviar.

Sliced Heart in Burgundy Sauce

One human heart, sliced 1 cup sliced mushrooms 1/4 cup chopped onions 1 cup burgundy wine 1/2 cup girl meat drippings and broth salt and pepper to taste flour for thickening

Braised the sliced heart and mushrooms in a pan with human meat drippings, butter, and onions. Add the wine and stir together with the broth. Add the salt and pepper and add small amounts of flour to thicken sauce just slightly. Serve very hot.

Hope this helps. :feels:
 
Breast with Red Wine

One moderate size girl's breast 2 tablespoons butter 2 cans tomato pieces 2 cups small pearl onions 4 carrots, sliced 2 stalks celery cut in large pieces 2 cups red wine 2 cloves garlic, halved 1/2 tsp whole black peppercorns 1 pinch ea Majoram & thyme 1 bay leaf 2 Tablespoons melted butter salt to taste 1 cup girl meat drippings and broth

Quickly braise the breast in butter in a frying pan, just enough to slightly brown. Place the breast in a covered roaster and pour the broth and wine over it. Add tomatoes, onions, celery, carrots and the seasonings to the roaster and cover. Roast at 350 deg F, basting occasionally until done, about 1 1/2 to 2 hours. Serve the breast on a platter diagonally sliced with the vegetables. Serve the broth like a gravy to be poured over the meat as eaten.

Pate of Liver

1 human liver 2 tablespoons cornstarch 1- 1/2 lbs chopped shoulder meat 3 oz Cognac 1 small onion 4 whole eggs 1 clove garlic 1 tablespoon salt 1 teaspoon sage 1/2 teaspoon ground pepper

Coarse grind all meats and mix with remaining ingredients. place formed in a loaf in a covered cassorole dish and bake for 2 1/2 hours at 350 deg F. Cool and serve with unsalted crakers and caviar.

Sliced Heart in Burgundy Sauce

One human heart, sliced 1 cup sliced mushrooms 1/4 cup chopped onions 1 cup burgundy wine 1/2 cup girl meat drippings and broth salt and pepper to taste flour for thickening

Braised the sliced heart and mushrooms in a pan with human meat drippings, butter, and onions. Add the wine and stir together with the broth. Add the salt and pepper and add small amounts of flour to thicken sauce just slightly. Serve very hot.

Hope this helps. :feels:
Mm mm MM mm MM.
On the topic, I could totally imagine these being some diet tard’s roundabout “cheat meal”. “Burger King? More like slop king! I prefer sliced heart in burgundy sauce
 
Isn't the whole idea of american dieting to eat fake food that sucks fucking dick and was just a fad back in 2016 like le gluten free and tofu?
 
Isn't the whole idea of american dieting to eat fake food that sucks fucking dick and was just a fad back in 2016 like le gluten free and tofu?
That was a thing, but now even that’s evil and off limits. You have to just eat kale and boiled chicken now, all natural :shronk:
 
That was a thing, but now even that’s evil and off limits. You have to just eat kale and boiled chicken now, all natural :shronk:
Have americans thought of just stop eating shit and going outside for 30 minutes a day?
 
One of the best dieters will always be sv3rige, Shroedinger's Chad a man constantly dancing the fine line between being based and retarded.

Has anybody looked up Raw Diet on YouTube? Its a bunch of people who are deeply entrenched in the Appeal to Nature Fallacy its honestly kinda fascinating.
Scientific fact: A man's hairline recedes 30% faster shortly after starting the raw carnivore diet.
 
Reason: these guys always have really shitty hair idk why
Reason: Fruit is nature's dessert you're not fat.
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