Muh Autism🥴╭∩╮( •̀_•́ )╭∩╮ How much wood would a wood Chuck Chuck if a wood Chuck could rent a stump grinder?

[RumpleSmooothSkin]

Asking for a friend!

 

[Chemo]

The stump grinder woodchuck would be more efficient than typical 'chuck by an order of magnitude but in order to solve for X we need to know how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
So I'll wager at least a hectare

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

I don't care about this.

 

[Chemo]

Just forget this pipe dream and pick up a couple illegal spics from wherever you're renting the wood chipper.