Cowsphere 🐮 Daniel Lopez mega thread

[Chemo]

That was not autocorrect, phonefag.

Phonefagging is based and comfy pilled
Newegg though, huh? Pretty gay

 

[Gargamel]

Phonefagging is based and comfy pilled
Newegg though, huh? Pretty gay

It's a joke. I can't believe I have to explain this. Oh wait, this is Onion Farms, so of course I have to. I guess I got a little too used to Shekel Farms.

Newegg used to be a good place to buy computer parts. They have a tagline "Once you know, you Newegg" which means "once you know about us, you'll keep coming back" because they were that good.

Used as a joke, in this context, it infers the sentiment "once you know the real Socky, you'll stop trying to cuddle him".

 

[Chemo]

Words, too many

Oh word, don't remember that tagline. Computer stuff is gay and boring

Used as a joke, in this context, it infers the sentiment "once you know the real Socky, you'll stop trying to cuddle him".

The real me is alright lol I use the internet for catharsis, so you spergs get the best of me

 

[Gore San]

Don't you hate the one who made it or something?

 

[Lin Kuei Assassin]

I don't really give a shit about lolcows. I came here to laugh at kiwis.

 

[Gargamel]

I don't really give a shit about lolcows. I came here to laugh at kiwis.

A lot of kiwis are lolcows, though.

 

[Ash's Dildo]

I just ignore Nigerian shit. Why would I go to another forum? Please provide a convincing argument.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

With the advent of a new lolcow forum not being flooded with Nigerian smut, do you feel as a user that it's time to give a new place to post a try? Kengle has done... something around here, so maybe we should be loyal and stand by "The Kengle"

You always have a choice of what you want to read and respond to. I am developing a workflow that will try to have a steady flow of new content (Celebrity, Lolcow, Geopolitical) to comment and gossip on.

If you want to develop lolcow threads here then by all means develop lolcow threads here. Nobody is forcing you to read something you don't want to.

 

[Chemo]

I am developing a workflow that will try to have a steady flow of new content (Celebrity, Lolcow, Geopolitical) to comment and gossip on

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

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Then don't visit that section if you don't want to.

 

[Chemo]

Then don't visit that section if you don't want to.

 

[Gargamel]

I just ignore Nigerian shit. Why would I go to another forum? Please provide a convincing argument.

Because out of Gargamel, Joshua, and Kenneth, Gargamel is the least brain damaged, most level headed and most likeable, and the most likely to make changes and improvements based on what the users want or what the forum needs instead of a pipe dream or narcissistic desire.

Also, because it's run by a Jew, not a fat pedophile or a resident of Rhode Island.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Because out of Gargamel, Joshua, and Kenneth, Gargamel is the least brain damaged, most level headed and most likeable, and the most likely to make changes and improvements based on what the users want or what the forum needs instead of a pipe dream or narcissistic desire.

Also, because it's run by a Jew, not a fat pedophile or a resident of Rhode Island.

You should be grateful to Rhode Island. We have the oldest standing synagogue in the USA.

 

[Chemo]

not a fat pedophile or a resident of Rhode Island.

Some would argue these are not mutually exclusive

You should be grateful to Rhode Island. We have the oldest standing synagogue in the USA.

Silence, closeted one, my new Internet stepfather is speaking

 

[Gargamel]

You should be grateful to Rhode Island. We have the oldest standing synagogue in the USA.

Rhode Island is also home to the Washington Bridge and the highly corrupt government who refuse to take responsibility for it's failure.

 

[unyuns]

unyuns bothe

 

[Jack]

the oldest standing synagogue in the USA.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Rhode Island is also home to the Washington Bridge and the highly corrupt government who refuse to take responsibility for it's failure.

Most corrupt cities in the US (Providence is not one of them):
https://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/16-most-corrupt-cities-in-the-us-1305447/?singlepage=1

 

[Chemo]

Most corrupt cities in the US (Providence is not one of them)

Well yeah, all of those places on the list suck because they're nigger infested hellscapes. If America was run how you apparently like things there'd be a bootlipped gorilla Nigerian on every corner of your town

 

[Gargamel]

Most corrupt cities in the US (Providence is not one of them):
https://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/16-most-corrupt-cities-in-the-us-1305447/?singlepage=1

Why don't you run for Governor? Your whole campaign can be centered around the Washington Bridge issue and how you're gonna fix it ASAP. You'll win by a landslide and once in office you can just ignore the damn bridge and focus on Nigerian interests and funneling people onto your blog.