Dom Cruise is heckin cute and valid

[FaggotPuncher]

Hey onion idiots if Dom Cruise isn't right about the 2000s, then how come he is so heckin cute and valid?

 

[Noghoul]

I can't argue with that.
Dom Cruise is the best waifu (husbando).

wtf I love doomers and nostalgic 30 yo boomers now

 

[FatFerret]

But is he fat tho?

 

[MooseGump]

I saw Dom Cruise at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you did in the 2000s?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “2000? 2000? 2000?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like two thousand Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any SJW infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Niggo Mortensen]

It’s a toss up between Dom Cruise and Syaoran Li as to who is the dumbest A&N regular. I don’t mean “dumb” as “I disagree with them and don’t like it,” I mean dumb as in their IQ is very low. I think they mean well but they’re just dumb.

 

[Noghoul]

Doomer Cruise has a lot of potential as a bottom husbando and I want to fuck his boypussy until it prolapses

 

[Azuki Mirai]

Gay, GAAAAAAAY. Why would you bother to fuck a doomer who probably has the balls to criticize your 2020s sex positions?

 

[Noghoul]

Gay, GAAAAAAAY. Why would you bother to fuck a doomer who probably has the balls to criticize your 2020s sex positions?

cause powerbottoms make me want to coom