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  1. Larva

    Kiwifarms Linked Sara Trombonista Seitelman/William Dunsparce Davenport

    :rolleyes: Spamming shit nobody cares about. I thought japanese stuff had their separate thread?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Or JK Rowling. Everyone was shitting on her constant retcons that added faggotry and DEI to Harry Potter but now they're all "we gotta defend TERF kween, she's beautiful she's precious she's based sdgfasf!" because she's anti trannies. "NOOO DON'T MENTION THE BLACKENING AND THE FAGGOTRY...
  3. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GOING TO WHINE ABOUT "omg i cannot quote you 4 sum reason why can not i quote u post" UNTIL THEY READ THE FUCKING THING THAT POPS UP WHEN A POST IS A TEXT WALL? I saw four consecutive posts once starting with exactly the same "omzg i no can quote post wtf" shit, and they...
  4. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Now TaimuRadiu claims to be a married woman. If you had a wife that unironically defends shit like Cuties, what would you do? And it's not just Cuties...
  5. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    :Null FUCKING ENOUGH. FUCKING STOP FUCKING SHITTING MY FUCKING SITE, THE FUCKING PERSON YOU'RE FUCKING SPERGING AT HAS BEEN FUCKING BANNED FOR A FUCKING WEEK AND YOU'RE STILL FUCKING DOING IT. I'M NOT FUCKING TOLERATING THIS FUCKING ANYMORE.
  6. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Consoomer Farms. And of course cordion is there. This is from the UE5slopblivion that was rumored some time ago and released today. They're also flipflopping between "WOW THIS GAME LOOKS SO FUCKING AMAZINGZZZZ HOLY SHIT" and "HOLY SHIT THIS LOOKS LIKE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE, EVEN WORSE THAN OG AND OG...
  7. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Skibidi Toilet is... LE GOOD!!! Axiom might have shortened his name, but he still acts like Axiom the Dicksucker. >from man to man :thinking: (this was on Slav Power's wall)
  8. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    NOW he removes the foot avatar from this guy, after all these years? :story: IIRC he had this animu girl (and foot) as avatar. :Null SITE IS SAFE FOR WOOOOOOOORRRRKKKKK :Null shit i have to delete more tweets those darn ofers are probably trying to air my dirty laundry ty for this post
  9. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Stinkditch is no longer part of the BPfat section. It must have happened very recently because it was still there a couple hours ago. Even when laughing at an attention-starved enby tranny they can't stop shielding the pooners as "poow conwused and awused wictims uuuwuuu"
  10. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Why do they lie so much? This are all the mods for Hogwarts Legacy basedmods has. Couple "spicy" mods aside (that are NOT naked mods) I don't see 20 something files that "make children naked" there!
  11. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    do not My life is I will HONK AT ME! WORTHLESS KILL US both
  12. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Doctor Autismo is here to tell you about da realz tism! I really feel like "texture issues and such blablabla" is code for "I only eat junk food because parents spoiled me and never teached me to eat my greens or actual food" (TL;DR lolfat). Supposed grown-ass adults btw.
  13. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I don't fucking know anymore. >Tortured (Remembers overhearing mid/high school classmates talking about being envious of the bustier girls and padding their bras to look as stacked as them)
  14. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    IT'S SPAMTON JUST SAY IT WITHOUT THIS PUSSYFOOTING SHIT, WHO DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT SPAMTON AND HIS WHOLE SCHTICK WITH HOW MEMED HE IS?
  15. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Josh hates non-thumbnailed images so much that clicking on one refuses to load the full thing. At least I like thinking that's the reason behind this error.
  16. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GUYS YOU STILL HARRASING PIKACHUDIDNOTHINGWRONG? Yeah dudes, you sure showed that damn "pee dee eff file" their place and didn't end up looking as the retards! (by the way, is Nameless One trying to do a Lidl Dick and pretend he's a woman now with the pseudogirly...
  17. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Considering they have guys like good ol' cordion, who keeps buying broken shit at full price because "oh it will be fixed in a couple years! :)" and then spends the rest of a thread coping about how bad the broken game is but he totally didn't waste money (check his posts at the Monster Hunter...
  18. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    🤪 more like :takeyourmeds:
  19. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    :Null oh shit your right i forgot thank u 4 reminding me
  20. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    :Null fuck u fuck u fuck u if i fucking want fucking everything to be fucking turned to fucking webp ill fucking do it its my fucking website and fuck you its ur fucking fault for not fucking thumbnailing fuckhuge images fucking grow up lol (oh the irony)
  21. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    >See an anime girl in a dress (I checked it, she's a late teen/young adult) >Instantly think of child porn You alright in the head dude?
  22. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Which one of you posted this? Hmm...
  23. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    IDK, all of them?
  24. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Wow, gypsies get mentioned and this user just happens to be one and goes "well as a gygger i asdfgh", what are the odds? GUUUUUYSSSSS IM SUCH A GYYYYYYGGGEERRRRR LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL
  25. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Apparently it gives you access to a secret subforum where many shitshows unfold.
  26. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    This seems AIslopped (and it's full of errors in the info, just like an average AIslopped textwall)...
  27. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Are they completely uncapable of not thinking about rape 24/7? Spoiler alert PandaChai: Teenagers are horny as all hell, boys AND girls. It goes away as their hormones balance out.
  28. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    GUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSS IM SUCH A NIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRRRRR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
  29. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    30+GameOvers tells the truth, BPFats go nuts with the negrating. AAAAAAAHHHHH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKYOU WHY DO YOU SIDE WITH TRANNIES DO YOU WANT US ALL RAPED???? Muh safe spaces n shit (that never work or last lol) n moids n asgdakejsash
  30. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Please remove stickers to spite negraters? Again?
  31. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "I'm not here to wag my finger at you about feminism" (Does exactly that and has a meltdown over a shitty FOTM game)
  32. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    BPTERFat hijacks a thread about one dead Smash Bros autist to whine about trannies and how women are so shunned uwu instead of posting it in the general Smash Bros autists thread. A pair of 😱moids😱 had to go to the proper thread and post it without the fatty salty radfem whining.
  33. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "lelel i am such quirky janny ecks dee"
  34. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Meanwhile Glowie in Callmecicada's profile: Sure buddy, whatever you say. Don't think I don't remember what BPfats feat. Lidl Dick did to Blobby and Paladinboo! So severe is Cicada's anxiety he took a "massive break" and came back in less than a day!
  35. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "The Minecraft movie is fucking dumb trash, go take your kids to watch it! Children are fucking stupid right? They don't know dumb media, they just consoom!" "OMGZ such wholesomesauceness yaaaaassss!"
  36. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Chromeo pls
  37. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Betonhaus went from having no children to having 4 in the span of less than 2 years, with all of them somehow old enough to play a Switch and one of them put on a boarding school. Baraka Obama nooticed this inconsistency immediately. :thinking:
  38. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    i get so anxious with time limits uwu (don't let her near Dead Rising 1 then, time in Disco Elysium passes so ridiculously slow compared to that lol) ohhh i got so sad when digital man got so hurt he was such a fren during such hard times such pain 😭 (does Kim get a pass for BPfats because...
  39. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Hello fellow negros Sorry, HALF negros. As a negro meself, I hate negros! :takeyourmeds: This was Perfect Cell (the yumejoshi who made the pot meet kettle thread about yumejoshis) before getting a name change, and surprise, it turned out to be ANOTHER BPfat! So afraid of going out and...
  40. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Well that didn't last long.
  41. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    When did he put this in the BPfats "GROLL TOOK" board? :story:
  42. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Can't get worst than Uncanny disappearing, reappearing after a couple years, then posting that she's turning 30 to get attention and going "oh btw did u know i was totes raped (and im fat lol)?"
  43. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "Muh tism" must... CONSOOM THE OVERPRICED CONSOLE :soy:
  44. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Some complete schizo made a waaaaayyy too loooooong OP in prospering grounds yesterday. Look where the scroll bar is with just the first reply included! :takeyourmeds:
  45. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Oh how the turn tables in just a few months! >moid like the rest of us This was on a user called Quence's wall btw
  46. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    The fact that Lidl chickened out and stopped replying with seethe when everyone laughed at xir for throwing a shitfit at the watermelon girl meme just strenghtens the Lidl=Null theory. Didn't he do the same when shartyfags laughed at him? Guys I don't think this was an April Fools board, it's...
  47. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Lidl Dick chickened out and hasn't posted any more shit about the animu watermelon, therefore Lidl Dick wins! (lmao no)
  48. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Kek this thread is a goldmine os schizophrenia :story: How's that "spiritual growth" going, Harm? lmao still posting shit nonstop >complains about shitty anime girl meme >has shitty anime girl avatar :takeyourmeds:
  49. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    The vtubers board went from 9 to 28 threads in less than a day, even if it's (supposedly) just for April Fools I don't think Josh will be able to remove it :dood: Works on my machine, just change the theme :P
  50. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Null has bent the knee to vtuberfags. (more like shitubers haha repeated joke haha) ULTIMATE AUTISMO Caught just before shit hits the fan!
  51. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    TaimuRadiu defends Cuties.
  52. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO!
  53. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    What a fucking idiot holy shit, always with the "we foids so discriminated 4 so lomng moids dun geddit" phallacies :takeyourmeds: Go emulate Persona 2 EP if you want a canon woman (and adult) protagonist! Or play some Yakuza for a franchise that ended up being extremely appealing to women/fujos...
  54. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    And who was the one who constantly asked for a merge? Why, a BPfat of course! "Can you PLEASE kill that subforum? It's so inactive now, we BPfats will take good care of the threads there, honest! pls pls pls?????"
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    >Features thread >Featuring thread=thread goes to shit 100% of the time >:Null: Do NOT fucking shit it up! >Thread starts going to shit anyway
  56. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Kiwifags also tried to label We Are The Witches as a pedophile for posting about weird videos youtube was recommending him on a fresh, unlogged session. (The whole thread is about that shit, what am I supposed to screenshot?)...
  57. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Least Favorite Kiwifarms Users

    He posted this in the "why you got banned?" thread: And sure enough, Lunar got redstriked at some point! Checks out.
  58. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    If you don't style yourself after some fugly celebrity skanks like the Kardashians you're pedobait! Always with the extremes, these BPFats I swear...
  59. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    They're STILL harrasing pikachudidnothingwrong for opposing that Texas law?! Way to misinterpret comments guys, a gorillion children just got saved with that! (video is some guy saying "kill yourself haha") lego racers is also a BPFat btw, because of course
  60. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Dunno about cabaret, but they love drag shows despite hating trannies, so when full trannies got in their drag shows (like that TIF whose name I don't feel like remembering), they shat on the trannies for "being a cartoon of women" but not on the drag queens, whose whole schtick is being a...
  61. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Damn, BPfats are really defensive of corsets, not even x-rays and a photo of an actual deformed ribcage will convince them they were not some amazing thing that got demonized over time by teh ebil patriarchy :haha: "NO IT'S NOT PERMANENT" "NO IT DISAPPEARED WHEN TAKEN OFF" "NO YOU FUCKING LIAR...
  62. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    :Null I'M THE ONE CONSTANTLY THINKING OF RAPED CHILDREN, BUT YOU, SOLID HYRAX, GET PERMABANNED AND REDSTRIKED FOR MAKING ME WRITE IT, FUCK YOU!
  63. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Man haters = Closet fujoshis? More likely than you think. (Remember the leaked DM chains lol)
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Hell, I remember some time before the lolifags thread was made, a group in a vidya thread was discussing about the censorship of a game that was being remastered with the localized version as base (so censored from the start) and some guys kept trying to derail the topic with "OH SO YOU WANT TO...
  65. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Did Null edit the titles for the lolifags thread? I'm sure it said something slightly different before. I don't have screenshots right now, but the anti lolifags are even worse than shartyfags. As soon as someone argues against calling everyone with an anime avatar a pedophile they start...
  66. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    :Null did you not hear the last time i said fuck off im going to tell you once again to fuck off Josh gets more ESL every day.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Gee Sinner's, what did the japanese do to you? You forgetting your username comes from a japanese game? :takeyourmeds: + other seething retards. There's a big difference between those and AssCreed. Unlike AssCreed, the shitty anime, manga, and vidya inspired by foreign cultures never...
  68. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    pikachudidnothingwrong gives a reasonable argument for the Texas law, gets negrated since he's not going full Spanish Inquisition and gets accused of being a pedophile. :Null THE MILLIONS OF RAPED CHILDREN REEEEEEEE When did they defend CP? :takeyourmeds: I will protect the neko shota...
  69. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    raped children raped children raped children :takeyourmeds:
  70. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Considering the thread and Useful_Mistake's profile pic... Ahem... Yeah :story:
  71. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Uh, Welper... *taps sign* Another reminder: Fate started as a porn VN, and although I've never played it I'm sure there's a route where you can fuck the 35 year old stuck in a 15 year old's body. Pot, meet kettle!
  72. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    If it's like the laws in Australia (IIRC) where even a petite grown-ass adult can be considered illegal (they don't give a shit if the pornstar is verified 40, if she's tiny and not very busty, she's CP, quit looking at her you pedophile!), then it's fucked. Hell, even an ultra moralfag like...
  73. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Now they're just baiting to ban some more users!
  74. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    >Streamer gets killed by crazy simp >Make it about muh scrotes and gender wars >haha the bear wouldn't stab me https://kiwifarms.st/threads/japanese-livestreamer-ai-mogami-killed-during-live-stream.214286/
  75. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Why are they so allergic to reading a simple popup about replying to textwalls. It says clearly "highlight a part of it and then click reply" but nooooo, they gotta go "uwu can't reply to this for some reason pls halp i want to reply but can't i just tagged u cuz can't quote u for sum reason...
  76. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    :Null oh shit he's giving some reasonable arguments well FUCK YOU Save The Loli you are FUCKING NAMESCRAMBLED AND YOUR AVATAR REMOVED! I WIN! I'M NOT A SORE LOSER FUCK YOU! The gravedancing on his profile is disgusting. Bunch of pot-meet-kettle shit. He's NOT banned tho, searching for that...
  77. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    He got it some months ago, it was for annoying Lidl Dick IIRC (because of course)
  78. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Surprise surprise, it's NOT a DMZ post :takeyourmeds:
  79. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    OOF those nails. She should be buying some anti-biting nail polish instead. She was also whining AGAIN with other BPfats about having to buy male clothes because she's too fat for regular clothing. Notice how the one "with hirsutism specifically on the face and neck" quoted a man and former...
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