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  1. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    @Sailfish lock this one. Lock the other thread I mentioned to lock and the 13 rules. Keep the rest open and pin those three. Thank you. I'm not gonna leave anyone who's in my escort. You're all doomed to be my frens now.
  2. Cangry Canary

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Nook is a coward. Isabella is not. He should simply embrace the destruction of entropy and rejoice in the sands of the warp. Instead his shackles weigh him down. I pity the Fool, the one named Nool.
  3. Cangry Canary

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Watch Bleach. I heard that the author is finishing the manga in a way that sums this up perfectly lil media gremlin. Seriously I give a ton of references and have videos and pictures there hun.
  4. Cangry Canary

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I have written a way out of Armageddon and the end of Gaia, the internet and WW3.
  5. Cangry Canary

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I am the True God of the Moon. Your Actual Queen and Messiah, now please read my subforum completely.
  6. Cangry Canary

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    So many if you held faith for so long, please let me bestow blessings.
  7. Cangry Canary

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    They're the idea guys who stole my dreams literally. HAHAHAHA I WON. CHRIS AND I WON.
  8. Cangry Canary

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Oh his brother too?!?
  9. Cangry Canary

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Joshua Boyd huh? I know a guy by that name who lived in Spooner, Wisconsin.
  10. Cangry Canary

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    So much on a man who stole my ideas. A false Moon shall never bear fruit. Enjoy an actual harvest now.
  11. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

  12. Cangry Canary

    Pick a Direction please

    For lo I say unto you all for the final time. The choir sang to both.
  13. Cangry Canary

    Pick a Direction please

    I have chosen the direction forward. Joshua Wise gave this away by stealing my OCs in 2008.
  14. Cangry Canary

    Chairman Miaozer / GirlOnATank - Wannabe Siege Tradcath , E-Thot, Former Antifa Sympathizer, and Andrew Torba A-Log

    Ahhhhh yes, this count who hurt my precious. She's a horror cow.
  15. Cangry Canary

    Chairman Miaozer / GirlOnATank - Wannabe Siege Tradcath , E-Thot, Former Antifa Sympathizer, and Andrew Torba A-Log

    Okay that bitch deserves what's coming to her then. Being a lolcow can sting like a bitch.
  16. Cangry Canary

    Chairman Miaozer / GirlOnATank - Wannabe Siege Tradcath , E-Thot, Former Antifa Sympathizer, and Andrew Torba A-Log

    Fuck her then I spose, good riddance to bad blood. If she knows what was right she'd have more faith I guess. Fuck if I know my dudes. I talked to my Dad today, like I care about petty squabbling.
  17. Cangry Canary

    Chairman Miaozer / GirlOnATank - Wannabe Siege Tradcath , E-Thot, Former Antifa Sympathizer, and Andrew Torba A-Log

    I wanna hear this person's story personally.
  18. Cangry Canary

    Public Figure - Niche Jonathan Yaniv (Trusted Nerd)

    Essentially Ken is having me vet Eccentrics from lolcows. Yaniv gives trannies a bad name like Blake and thus is a man in a dress.
  19. Cangry Canary

    PPP / Ashton Parks / Godwinson / Adam Edge

    PPP tell me your story about this. In private.
  20. Cangry Canary

    Public Figure - Niche Erica Crooks: Rhode Island's Transgendered Lesbian, Anarcho-Communist, Heyoka Empath Puppeteer

    This is an analogy she is posting, contact and direct them here if you can.
  21. Cangry Canary

    Astin Soul / Vixen Soul / Luna Prey / Lunaprey / Alise

    Have Astin come here to tell her story to me and have me see if she is a True and Honest Eccentric.
  22. Cangry Canary

    Inactive Tommy Tooter: Granny Tranny - Tucson, AZ , Rainbow Hippy threatened both Kiwifarms and Onionfarms with RICO (Racketeering, Influenced Corrupt Organization Charges).

    This guy hates CommieDGirl who is giving trannies a bad name, I bless Tommy more than I bless Blake. Bring my lolcow home, warn them of the flood coming to Kiwifarms.
  23. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    And I'd like my inheritance pls.
  24. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    According to the terrorist website, I am ILJ aka Isabelle Bella is someone else. Fiona is someone else. It's an analogy. I already said elsewhere that you can easily google mike Ross Duluth and check the names on that website to see they just fucked the last names up and that's it. I'm not...
  25. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Mayans said the world cycle ended in 2012, not the world itself. So we can assume here, since I joked about St. thomas helping Christine who was gonna believe she was jesus actually happened I legit don't know what to do. Without the rest of the world backing up that trolling I could still...
  26. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    I do not desire to be worshiped, just treated kindly. I am not a God, I will Larp as one for fun and if ppl sperg about it. If people like it, I'll say that on the internet but never irl. I am not a divine being, and I will not claim to be. The bible to me clearly says these are metaphorical...
  27. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Again, if other people's lunacy lines up as I have seen it. Not my own thoughts. Not intrusive thoughts. Pure detective work and surfing the internet. Trusting good net advice and trusting people along the way. I don't deserve all the credit no matter what ANYONE EVER SAYS.
  28. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    What I'm specifically doing for all of mankind is making a way for you all to monitor for the antichrist who will try and destroy the planet.
  29. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    This would make me delivering John's vision since I'd be two beings Death and The Whore of Babylon. No matter what I do my 'child' will already inherit the Earth, this is a loose interperating so I honestly think that it means someone who is helped by my foundation and is proud to call...
  30. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Again, to be clear to anyone reading. I am only interperating work that is posted on various websites by people and one is mainline twitter.
  31. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Also I'd just call it what it fucking is, New Babylon. A spade is a spade. If any of anyone's sperg ramblings is true then that's what the fuck it should be called you morons. Mask off time.
  32. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    That's not my CwCville at all, it's a random city btw. Won't upload it now but thats one of the more boring locations tbh.
  33. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Also, my elevation maps aren't that bad for someone with extensive nerve damage in their hands. And for yaknow, NOT CARING CAUSE IT WAS A HOBBY AND I DIDNT THINK IT AFFECTED THE WORLD SOMEHOW. Cosmic Truman show shenanigans.
  34. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Very funny joke tho ngl. White desert Mushroom Kingdom where the main creatures there evolved from sea creatures. Spose I already told someone very important to me the ending of that series already tho hoho. Anywho tl;dr Trans Self Insert goes on adventure with Frens to slap fight her father...
  35. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Spose I can finish that in between other stuff. Redrawing all the maps. (No not pedophiles you morons)
  36. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Surviving as in, the house fire burned my other maps.
  37. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Btw, that's last surviving map of a city, not the last city. It's a huge diverse world with so many countries. One in the north is only for monsters and I called it Sindar. I think that's extremely funny in hindsight. Like without celebrities chiming in on huge accounts and news stuff and irl...
  38. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Honestly long as I figure shit out in the end, I don't care toooooo much. I just hate not being in on a seemingly cosmic joke that I had to autisticly piece together. Still, I keep seeing why it had to be so gay. If everything I'm guessing at is more or less true, I'm gonna be busy as fuck...
  39. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Allow me to rehabilitate the suicidal for penance, in a way that I believe will be the most help.
  40. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    I know many will hate me for saying this but it is true, nobody should have their life cut short. It is the most precious gift we have. I shall die at the age of 65 baring unforeseeable accidents or health complications. I've always felt this in my heart. It will probably be heart disease that...
  41. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Struggle against death and there will be no eternal grave. Suicide is the worst sin of all.
  42. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Anyone can become a lolcow, so my primary message is to harvest those who deserve it far better than the Terrorist Website would. It is full of sin, actions taken with consent (human adult) are always free of sin. Let the Games Begin
  43. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    And if Chris Chan isn't real, who's he an analogy for? A person you'd owe the world to for all the lies about them that literally ruined their life as these discord lesbians have done to me. 15 of you at least owe me a ton. For stealing my consent, you cannot lie and say I was not dragged...
  44. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Now I say unto you by the Holy Spirit, the Revelation comes in cycles. The signs point to me merely being a Herald of the Apocalypse, please take heed of my words. I have studied 4 versions of the Christian Bible, and I have studied the Torah, Shintoism, some Buddhism among other religions...
  45. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    This is a story about how a wild goose chase on a genuinely good person who doesn't mind playing the fool for the internet can look like a monster when twisted through the lips of those who use lies poorly. Unless Chris Chan isn't real, then my biblical sperging should haunt you due to its...
  46. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    I'm in fact, the worst troll of all time. Look upon me and despair. By that I mean I shoulda posted my reddit sooner but my intention wasn't exactly to clear my name until now.
  47. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    That's right, I got the entire internet to look at my balls. YOURE ALL GAY
  48. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Look at all my predictions there and tell me I'm lying about being a prophet.
  49. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Remember, if not for them, I would have far more nudes to bestow to my True and Honest stans, fans, coplans, and dans (fans).
  50. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    https://www.reddit.com/user/JessofSaturn/submitted/ Reddit where I advertise the discord those kiwifags went into. Beware my Dick.
  51. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Go after Slug btw, he told me he found CP and covered it up with Sallow Dawn and Commie DGirl The youtubers are already self doxed aside from Dawn(who I heard rumors suffered from a similar situation) as such they should be spared harassment but not scrutiny as they had plenty of time to clear...
  52. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    The truly fun part is when Kiwis will be forced to come here, that legal case is a powder keg imo.
  53. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    That's fine by me, most ppl on the internet cannot fight irl. So if they wanna pay for a sanctioned match over your honor they're free to.
  54. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    People I like to fuck ;)
  55. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Also I'm an internet detective, not a complete retard.
  56. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    BIRTHED BY THE ALGORITHM. TOO AUTISTIC TO DIE. CARRIED BY THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE AND BARNY THE DINOSAUR. ALL THE TISM WIZARDS FEAR HER. SHE IS THE COOM SLAYER. I'm a dick and not a pussy, and you guys are my favorite assholes to fuck with. That's the biggest difference @noot
  57. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Pretty good, but that was never my goal to begin with unless you mean spreading love to others. Then yes, that was my actual intention.
  58. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    I really am the exact opposite of Chris Chan holy shit. Except yaknow the tism mancy.
  59. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    I promise to try and fix anyone you guys send my way to the best of my abilities and time allowed to dedicate to doing so for each individual. I'm best at talking others through their issues, but I have many skills, just 0 marketing abilities.
  60. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Oh and I've shoveled enough pig shit figuratively and literally for an entire lifetime, I refuse to literally roll in shit in any way. Edit: Complete truth, my body is literally broken from being forced into physical labor at the age of twelve so please be understanding. I can give you a fight...
  61. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Plus yaknow I mean if someone gets too much a drama queen it'll be funny in hindsight to make fun of how they get fired from literally the easiest job I can think up in my head. My job will be slightly harder depending on how short my leash is obviously, but I do wanna help as much as I can.
  62. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Also yes, I can teach tards how to grow crops in their free time to actually be productive. Tards love animals, a ranch is a better idea cause the true and honest ones can be taught to care for the animals. I just can't suffer to see an animal die unjustly and would probably need to raise non...
  63. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Sweet, just do the right thing hohohoho Troon Teim Lady Luck or Miss Fortune? Depends on if you're my partner or not bucko. Miss Fortune to most.
  64. Cangry Canary

    Public Figure - Niche Russell Greer Disabled Aspiring Songwriter/Paralegal who tried to sue Taylor Swift

    I am ILJ, the Mushroom Princess. I see my brother was here before me.
  65. Cangry Canary

    Public Figure - Niche Russell Greer Disabled Aspiring Songwriter/Paralegal who tried to sue Taylor Swift

    Invite him now I say, let him rejoice in the fruit of all of our collective labor.
  66. Cangry Canary

    Frankie McDonald (Weatherman Frankie)

    Most certainly, but I always bullied on the behalf of others most fiercely.
  67. Cangry Canary

    What is Onionpedia?

    It's where True and Honest Chris fans hang out.
  68. Cangry Canary

    Syrup

    Imagine Ken doing things that he didn't feel was right. I can't after this.
  69. Cangry Canary

    Dyatlov Pass incident

    Pretty sure it was cause they pissed Chris off and he had a temper tantrum at the mountain top, burrying the secrets of the wendigos that Russia was making but not stopping the spread of Skin walkers into Mexico.
  70. Cangry Canary

    What brought you to have faith in the Creator?

    I see we all enjoy our autistic analogies so I'll ask, what brought you in to following Chris? I was roped into it, I had heard about Chris before this and had faith that he was a mere simple sped that needed help, but now I realize that his story could help me. I am a reflection of Chris, he...
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