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From what I recall, JAB works in the medical industry and is addicted to pills. For some reason, he thinks certain female users are his property and flips the fuck out when other users flirt with them (see his gay feud with RACISM).
Maskull always just seemed bitchy to me and spends most of...
Yep, that's the sperg. Null occasionally tells him to give it a rest, and he never can for longer than a few days. The Kardashians think about black dick less than he does.
WelperHelper99 is possibly Josh's most embarrassing dickrider
Ditto for skunt
All the dicks in the woman-hate thread
All the cunts in the man-hate thread
Just A Butt for endlessly feuding with other users because they get nudes and he doesn't
Agenda Poster complaining that the lolcow site...
Homie, you lucked into a small userbase of misfits and rejects from other boards that created a little shitposting oasis here, complete with its own history and lore. Instead of nurturing that, you make the site needlessly hard to navigate and are forcing this bizarre geopolitical angle that...
One did find out where he lived. He hid in the bathroom while his mom answered the front door.
Edit: You meant recently, I know. I just love telling that story, though.
Because he doesn't want anyone to find out he's an obese woman.
The bigger question is, why would anyone respect or simp for him? His sycophants are even more nauseating.
*Insults provided by the slower 1st graders from Dipshit Elementary.
Keep illustrating our point for us that the braphogs are the cancer killing the Farms, though.
I'll say this for @MagnesiumCorp, he has Android Raptor-levels of retard endurance to argue all day long for days at a time about stupid shit. Chase had a tendency to melt down and abandon sock when he'd get dogpiled.
Nigga's still doing a pretty uncanny impression of him, though.
Obsessive love disorder is embarrassing to behold in its later stages. Ditto for a man* in his 30s needing an internet daddy at all.
Imagine frothing at the mouth with rage and dreaming up increasingly unrealistic acenarios of abuse because a fat virgin with a forum feels betrayed by his...
Chase Paston is the correct dox for this retard, not Joel the dog decapitator. I highly recommend his KF thread, btw; spend even a little time in there and you'll see that our friend @MagnesiumCorp is doing a remarkably accurate Chase impression for someone claiming not to be him. No matter...
Between his naked desperation to get the Rackets footage and ranting about Runescape, I haven't been this embarrassed for Null since the 'I need a tradwife' debacle.
"The Greeks were gross too!" isn't an actual argument, Chase. Japan produces a revolting amount of CSAM and you're a degenerate coomer that's into kids; just own it.
Telling the police to fuck off when they're right in front of you is righteous. Telling cops almost 7,000 miles away to fuck off is what fags hiding in the bathroom do.
What kind of spineless jellyfish would you have to be to let a fat eunuch tell you how much he hates you day after day, and you still use his forum?
Chunk just can't stop taking Ls. All the pearl-clutchers in the Rackets thread must be commiting ritual suicide right now. :story:
"Ewww, nobody told me I'd have to like...do exercise and shit. They don't have any soda machines at the gym, so why would I bother? Fucking faggots. Putting anchovies on my pizza absolutely counts as a diet."
It's unironically better here. Yes, KF has a much larger user base, but consider the quality of those posters. You'd spend all your time there walking on eggshells and being expected to join the hivemind. Josh has completely stripped all of the fun out of his site. At least here you can...
Jesus, he actually thinks "learning" math by obsessively playing a child's video game is a flex. Is this motherfucker regressing? Look out Stephen Hawking, Fat Josh pathed zombies in Blockland!
I hope the Week of Embarrassing Overshares never ends.
Correct, the Kiwis openly embrace a lot more degeneracy than just zoophilia. You might want to work on your reading comprehension.
Also: pity party "I'm leaving!" spergouts are so fucking gay. Just go, nigga.
I have no proof of this, but I strongly suspect Freya is EDF laughingstock Boudicca/Baka, based on her being a racist gypsy (lol), her idiotic "feminist" takes, her knowledge of Encyclopedia Dramatica in the EDF thread and her room temperature IQ. She's fat, ugly and once sent nudes to EDF...
Guys, I just got back from the other side of cringe after catching up on Null's latest batch of spergouts.
Reading that insane diatribe he wrote for the BP deathfats is legitimately one of the most embarrassing experiences of my life. He's somehow less of a man than the troons he hides in...
That rabbit hole gets dumber and more hypocritical as you descend. There are dozens of furries, trannies and gross-ass coomers that are regulars with positive reaction scores. BP has multiple threads about "hitting peak trans" or losing friends to trooning out. These are filled with the same...
You remember correctly. Another thin-skinned A&N incel sperg.
At this point I don't know why they bother with offsite cows when all the retardation is coming from inside the house.
He'll side with his paypigs, of course. I strongly suspect that's what's behind his newfound feminism. By his own dipshit admission, the dangerhairs and heifers are more easily parted from their money than the other users. Those pizzas and crates of Coke Zero aren't paying for themselves...
She posts like a 90s mean girl a lot of the time. Like a caricature of a catty bitch, there's an uncanniness to the way "she" writes that rings false. Null blasts someone for pointing out he's a sperg, and here "she" comes with bantz that would make a middle schooler cringe into a fucking...
Every time Josh threw a tantrum about specific boards/notifications/posters dunking on his BP heifer harem, SP would enter the thread to ride his nuts. Even after he knew his internet daddy found him annoying, there he'd be, trying to suck him off.
Farmers bend over for Null on the daily, but...
I'm pretty sure the Farms make whatever the fuck is wrong with her significantly worse, so I'm glad she's getting the vacation.
If "not contributing to/derailing threads" is banworthy, I'd love to see the mental gymnastics required of Josh to explain why Lidl or HHH aren't permabanned.
Teenage...
The man-haters think about kids being diddled more than kid diddlers do. It's seriously weird how much gay people think about kids being raped.
I could cherry pick an example of a woman abusing an infant for sick fucks online like Ruby Franke or Natasha Hunt and shriek about all wamyns bein'...
Only a gay man would skinwalk a woman so cynically, I agree. I laugh every time I peek into the man-hate thread, watching these proud, stronk and valid women dance to a misogynist's tune without a shred of self-awareness or irony.
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