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>GOT Teenage idiots be killing themselves over the most awful of tastes, for real. May he have a better AI waifu in the next sperglife.

That lemon-thieving slut knows what she did.

That's some 4d chess-tier stuff and sounds very very gay. Of course they're in it.

Bruh. Tell me if I'm a dumbass, but didn't he just say something to the effect that he didn't support Palestinians because- if they weren't being bombed right now- they'd be throwing the fags off roofs as capital punishment still?

Today I learned that bland homemade beef and noodles can be beefed (lol) up with a little Worcestershire sauce. Like you don't think two quick dashes does anything to a big ass pot of broth and roux, but it ended up helping without making things too salty or overpowering the meat and veggies.

Thank you for your sacrifice.🙏 My dad watched both the WWF and WCW when I was a kid, but I wasn't aware it was really bad until they announced this series.

I have, once again, been proven to be fake and gay.

Crypt Custodian and Bō. Once I get tired of them, I'll probably pick up Visions of Mana.

Three sisters stew. [Cannibal copypasta here] Basically a caldo that focuses on beans, squash, and corn with other veggies and ground beef or chicken. You can throw it all in a crockpot and it comes out amazing. It's pretty good for a struggle meal too when you have fresh, frozen, or canned...

Was about to mention these things, or the baked salt and vinegar chips. 🤤

I totally forgot about the egg shells! Will be adding those to my compost now, thanks unyuns. 🧅

It's cute he assumes someone wouldn't actively make his life/familial ties worse.

They're from an old jrpg I loved the hell out of, but they're good onion guys.

This is true! I have been feeding them just before we get rain+ giving them a little compost, but I think I should also plant them in the ground proper as opposed to repurposing empty licktubs as garden containers. It works for beets and potatoes, but not so much for the tomatoes, peppers, etc...

I try to grow tomatoes and squash on occasion, but it ends up being so hot and dry the plants just end up never flowering enough. All plant but no produce. I have better luck with blackberries and beets, however.

Went ahead and added half a smashed avocado to the inside of the omelette. Holy shit, bros, I'm moving to the avocado farms!

Making an omelette with bell peppers, onion, ham, and mushrooms.... and had the intrusive thought to add avocado randomly. What do, onion bros? ETA- only time I've ever had an avocado cooked was when I got a stuffed avocado at a Hispanic joint. It was good, but avocado in an omelette seems weird?🤔

Gut was goofy-looking as hell but apparently whatever he's left behind in the form of data seems to be Normie. Inb4 secret screed is uncovered lel

Mr. Rogers did not prepare me for dealing with the fuckers in my neighborhood. 😑 Also the heat fucking sucks.

Skinny dipping, while fun, should be reserved for nude beaches instead of public pools. Also not done around children. 😬

This kinda thing irritates me, mostly because age -related cognitive decline comes for everyone in some form. Then there's this nigga acting like he's not within a few years' time of that, or that he's not already standing/waddling around like he's wearing adult diapers himself. Also inb4 the...

Quoting to add a screen shot of first Sexual Assault mention and the naming+shaming of Penis Penny as the sexual predator. The ex in question is the Shiteater Jen, btw.

Apparently one of the former tranchhands/asylum seekers is accusing Penny of sexually assaulting them, while Kevryn and Shiteater Jen watched. The place just gets worse and worse on top of the animal neglect, you gotta love it. wow

It helps she's not making weird faces and shoving her ass into the camera, too.

The only one where she looks kinda decent and not desperate at all.:haha: Also looks like it might have been before the tanning pills.

Shorty got it all. Holy shit that man is rich asf, wonder if that drastically improved his dating pool or if women still shy away because he's the size of a toddler.

Art🖌️

I was and still am pretty fond of M*A*S*H in terms of old TV. Also Unsolved Mysteries and The Twilight Zone. But I also had babyboomer parents,so go figure.

Maybe I'm not haunted because I usually tell anything thumping around past 12am to fuck off and throw something at it. Or maybe I am the ghost.

Replying to edit to add to it.: Chimps and gorillas are terrifying asf and orangutans are capable of plotting + enacting legit murder. And people do eat them sometimes.

Origami King and Ender Lilies while I wait for the new Zelda and Mario&Luigi to drop. And occasionally Bloodborne, but I'm bad at it rn.

Monke just getting revenge for being considered bushmeat.

I was checking the featured threads and not the actual subforum, that's my bad. Good catch

It's how they stay warm out there, bro, you just know it.

There was a shooting at a splash pad/rec center in Michigan, but no troons were involved so Kiwi remains silent, despite the dude living with his mother and clearly losing his mind. Maybe it hits too close to home and mirrors Jersh's future?🤔

Teaching myself how to make Guisado Verde and as much as I love verde sauces, tomatillos are so fucking weird. I feel like I'm husking something that will kill me, as opposed to working with the usual tasty nightshade family. On that note I did plunk in a regular red tomato for lycopene as I...

Peep dat receded hairline on an animal that's covered in, y'know, hair. 🤣

When anyone else did that, they were usually deemed bigger lolcows than the featured cow of the thread. Not to mention eventually halhal'd, something something rules for thee I guess.

I exist. That's a sin these days. 🤣

Besides unhinged trannies and zoomers looking to get some tough guy clout, I seriously doubt Josh needs the combat armor and sentry guns. Just get a good fence, a shotgun, and a security system like every other white person ffs. Maybe a scary dog for the fenced in yard, too, if you can stand...

A lolcow is your contemptible, weird as fuck neighbor screaming about *current thing* at three am , instead of sleeping. Bonus points if they are making a hilarious spectacle of himself/herself where you can screenshot it and share. Also be sure to amend your soil and clear out any grass roots...

He's a political prisoner, but he vowed to imprison one of his other rivals if elected president. Lol, lmao even. :story:

This is pretty much how I felt when my area had too much light+air pollution for the Aurora Borealis to be visible back in May.

Killdozer dude just had beef with the town. Like, a lot of beef... Lolcow levels of beef. He also killed himself after his murder toy got stuck in a hardware store, rather than fess up to a very expensive chimp out. So of course he's a Kiwi hero.

Birds aren't real; Covid lockdowns happened just so they could replace the batteries in them bird drones.

Surprised no one mentioned the delicacy known as onionskin paper.

If this cycle is indeed going to be crazy as shit with convicted criminals, brain worms, and dementia patients... We might as well pray for Theodore Roosevelt to rise, wheezing from his grave, in order to kick everyone's collective ass over the state of the United States and the national parks...

Always thought it was funny as hell how the album art didn't really match the music sometimes.

Best I can suggest is find 'em and cut their fingers off. Or just turn off your PC and go o u t s i d e

Inb4 Popobawa migrates West.

It's okay, trumpbros, they don't have handcuffs that will stay on his pale little baby mitts.

I still maintain that Donny getting booed when he was begging for Libertarian praise/allyship was more feature-worthy (and somehow less of a honeypot.) Him eating charges feels more like the consequences of his actions inevitably catching up to him and less lolcow-esque than usual. That is...

Leave it in the woods, like any responsible tard parent. He's just asking the big, important question tho.

The blue-eyed mutant cicadas look pretty neat and I hope they got to pass those peeper genes along. Cicadas' faces in general make me think of CT's best boi Robo, but the blue-eyed one really looked like him.

Pizza money donos, for sure.

Screamin' season is back in session!

Legit the only thing that stops the supercarnivores from disappearing the whole neighborhood. Bet.

I'm down for a eugenics program that saves us all from zoomer progeny. Especially Florida Man Zoomer progeny. Euugh.

^ TFW no ironic 99 Luft Balloons (not mylar so not fuckable, I guess)

The Kiwi Farms are the smelly kids on the short bus and their moms dress them funny. Ha ha!

> Texas property Can you imagine living in a shithole red state and then unintentionally becoming Josh's neighbor? I think half of the decent ones would end up as the Ned Flanders of his life because they're too normie for Mr. Moon. He'd be the guy on the block that thinks you're spying on him...

You vs. The guy she told you not to worry about.

The fact that they called him a swamp creature after all his "drain the swamp" noise was just👌 Idek what he expected, but he got the opposite and it sent my sides into orbit.

Right? Easy to hunt and super prolific... except they might be so riddled with parasites that it could be worse than starving, hypothetically.

Coffee with more milk than creamer and that's about it. Unhealthy ASF, I know, but I am either too lazy or just straight up forget to eat the first meal of the day sometimes.

Jus havin' a walkabeet.

A Presidental slapfight thread might be fun, but it would end up being too America-centric and probably way too politically charged. Unless we pretend other world leaders are called Presidents in their countries, maybe? Absolute power corrupts absolutely, and that's a prescription for...

Looks like he might, or at least have some permanent online residence on some site if not teddit. Apparently the dude is tied to a murder that happened earlier this weekend on Saturday, too, which makes the story ten times more interesting than just the title of "tranny stabs four girls." In...

Because it's a troon and that's all they care about in terms of lolcow earmarks.

I miss the weird acidtrip nature songs of the 90s, was sometimes some good stuff.

Man, the bantz really is dead. Current-year kiwi slapfights have gotten so fake+gay. They have no dirt on the person irritating them and they aren't creative in the insult department at all, so they opt for the pedo accusations before they're even out of the gate. Fucking weak sauce shit right...

DKC will forever hold a special place in my rotten heart. Lotta hours sunk into it+ the two sequels, as well as Link to The Past. Loved LtP so much I still have the comic/manga that was drawn by the Cyborg 009 dude and got Link Between Worlds, even.

Looks like they took the videos down/deleted the account. Lame.

Lambo? Try a half-dead Geo Metro dragging ass and that'd be more his (lack of) speed.

It do be that way, sometimes.

Dude looks like 40% of the nerdy dudes I went to school with. Complete with Carhartt caps. :story: