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Two of the major food groups.

Sghetti wrasslin' will never be the same. Maybe Ash can be the new champ, the fat fucking pantload. How about it, want to rassle in a baby pool full of Spaghetti-os, fat stuff?

Homemade garlic, peppers, onion, spinach and pepperoni pizza. It's delicious.

Armenia and Azerbaijan both have plenty of war crimes they're responsible for. Especially the ethnic cleansing. The UN should oversee a population swap, like the Turks and Greeks did after Greece won their independence. But that's not at all likely.

I hope they throw him from the Tarpeian Rock. But they'll probably end up giving him the Presidential Medal of Freedom like Simone Biles instead. She refused to compete, that's so courageous! There's precedent, Bill Cosby got one, after all.

This morning I had eggs, grits, hashbrowns, and hamsteak. One of my cousins had a pig butchered and he saved some chops and steaks for me, since he knows I love them. This afternoon I had a slice of homemade blueberry and brown sugar coffee cake my office manager brought in. No idea about...

I'm happily monogamous, thanks all the same. And I have working eyes, so trannies (and fatsos like Ashley) were never even a possibility.

No, according to Ashley he's a conventionally attractive woman. He does pass better than Ashley, so he has that going for him.

Qutoted my throwaway post 4 times? Did I somehow hit a nerve through all that blubber? Is it lie there and passively accept things in his asshole from his fat, frumpy lunatic of a wife? You just gained weight from laziness, lack of self-discipline, and beer.

INb4 Ashley swoops in to call these ugly fucks "conventionally attractive".

I remember an article about this guy. He used to stare at the sorority girls making out with their boyfriends and he'd make them very uncomfortable because he'd pop quite unladylike boners, and there was something about trying to peek in their showers, too.

Ashley drove her parents to drug addiction and child abandonment.

There you go, give the kid a criminal record, that'll change his mind about the Chosenites.

Someone really fat (and barren) sat on the database.

I am like a gold bar or Jesus: welcomed by every community.

Absolutely infuhrerating.

Lol, that's what Ashley and Josh's son would've looked like, except with even worse FAS eyes.

Cruelty towards you is pretty amusing, not least in the sense that you have to deliberately seek out my words and subject yourself to them. You'll never cut that contact, even if I don't respond to you or post about you for months at a time. You just proved that over the last four months and...

The way you bring this up over and over is very clear evidence that whoever did it, it still occupies a prominent and unpleasant place in your tiny brain. It wasn't me, Ashley. I think that it was Baby Yoda, myself. His linguistic style was pretty similar, at least when he wasn't posting...

What did that have to do with me, anything I posted, or the complete lack of merit to his lawsuit? I call you insane because you've spent a solid decade hollering at strangers on the internet.

What did I just say, dummy? At least one of the ones with 'rage' in the name. I could probably be more specific if I knew more about how your drug addict mother and mentally ill father neglected and/or abused you in your infancy. I don't know, the hundreds of posts to and about me, that I've...

You have to understand, Ashley has less than zero legal knowledge and thinks 'because I say so' and guilt by association are both devastating legal arguments.

Actually, at the time Pat's meritless lawsuit was filed the one and only post I made was one making fun of his incipient jowls and comparing him to Droopy Dawg, with this picture: I'm sure you think that this merits legal action, because you're nutso and perpetually ass-ached.

Ashley's not a narcissist, she just layers skitzophrenic ideation on top of multiple personality disorders, especially the ones with 'rage' in the name.

Ashley is completely unable to discern humor, sarcasm, metaphor, or simile. Every post you or me or anyone else writes will be taken by Ashley at face value, no matter how ludicrous the post or how clear the humorous intent.

Ashley's current mental state:

If Ashley knows anything, it's psychotic word salad! Fun fact: when Ashley got banned and her very own thread on kiwi farms got closed, all Ashley-related posting stopped pretty much instantly. She has zero self-control, however (that's why she's an obese binge-drinker and amateur mukbanger...

Only one way to find out.

Lol Lmao Yeah, she should just make hundreds of sock accounts and post a few thousand times trying to get the attention of some guy she, like, totally hates.

I've never been banned from any website or forum.

It just took you less than 2 minutes to reply to me, Ashley. Have you been camping here, hitting refresh over and over, hoping I show up, since last week? I'm betting yes.

Lmao, Ashley's doing great!

I'll sell Ashley to you for some magic beans or shiny rocks. Any strain that forbids internet usage.