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Lots of talk in this thread in the last page or so from Ashley about Jews, very shocking that a good Marxist-Leninist would stoop so low. Oh right, not at all shocking or surprising. If Ash didn't haved double standards she'd have no standards at all. And daddy Stalin did it, how bad could it...

Two of the major food groups.

Sghetti wrasslin' will never be the same. Maybe Ash can be the new champ, the fat fucking pantload. How about it, want to rassle in a baby pool full of Spaghetti-os, fat stuff?

Homemade garlic, peppers, onion, spinach and pepperoni pizza. It's delicious.

Armenia and Azerbaijan both have plenty of war crimes they're responsible for. Especially the ethnic cleansing. The UN should oversee a population swap, like the Turks and Greeks did after Greece won their independence. But that's not at all likely.

I hope they throw him from the Tarpeian Rock. But they'll probably end up giving him the Presidential Medal of Freedom like Simone Biles instead. She refused to compete, that's so courageous! There's precedent, Bill Cosby got one, after all.

This morning I had eggs, grits, hashbrowns, and hamsteak. One of my cousins had a pig butchered and he saved some chops and steaks for me, since he knows I love them. This afternoon I had a slice of homemade blueberry and brown sugar coffee cake my office manager brought in. No idea about...

Another Face of Ashley: Hypno-rape enthusiast.

Sorry, I'm not one of your husband's relatives.

Sure, that sounds plausible.

Ashley the psychotic rage machine is so deeply thoughtful and insightful about religion.

That doesn't sound like something I would do. Or this. And definitely not this.

Ashley's lost her temper. Good, fuck you, I bet people can smell your gross feet 30 feet away.

Maybe a picture, too: Those toenails get washed and trimmed once a year, whether they need it or not.

They can all be best summed up in a video:

Even Ashley's death threats are hollow and unconvincing. What a barren inner soul she has.

Well, it was really important to use a homophobic slur towards me, so she really had no choice.

Where's the funny part?

Woke up fatly furious this morning:

The governments we have, from the local to state to federal levels, don't incarcerate the mentally ill or the criminal anymore. That's a big part of the problem. Expensive show trials of a man who received 65 million votes in the last election and his lawyers is definitely a better use of...

I hope not, I don't think he's got a lot of brain cells to spare.

Also, is that a yes on your husband shoving his asshole in your face on your wedding night and demanding you stick something up there?

I should go away, she says. And if I do, I certainly won't be greeted by literally hundreds of notifications, all from you making posts trying to get back my attention, when I return. Lmao, one of us is driving this thread and forum, and it isn't me.

I've always wondered: Was it you who brought up sticking things up Tom's asshole, or did he just present to you on your wedding night like a baboon in heat? Anyways, have fun binging media like a moron and stuffing your face like a fat moron with no self-discipline. Another day ending in 'y'...

I'm happily monogamous, thanks all the same. And I have working eyes, so trannies (and fatsos like Ashley) were never even a possibility.

No, according to Ashley he's a conventionally attractive woman. He does pass better than Ashley, so he has that going for him.

Little does Ashley realize that I don't even use an ISP, I post on the internet using nothing but the power of my mind. If only she could claim to do the same in any way.

Qutoted my throwaway post 4 times? Did I somehow hit a nerve through all that blubber? Is it lie there and passively accept things in his asshole from his fat, frumpy lunatic of a wife? You just gained weight from laziness, lack of self-discipline, and beer.

INb4 Ashley swoops in to call these ugly fucks "conventionally attractive".

The 8 hours a day he spends at 'work', holding up a brick wall and playing with his flashlight/walkie-talkie, is the best part of his day. And this life with Ashley has gone on for over a decade of insane grudges and manic meltdowns.

I don't understand why you insist on posting at me post-midnight, Ash. I understand you get up around then to patrol your house/yard for Azov battalion internet nazis and Weev/Elon Musk, but I'm long asleep.

10,000 hours in photoshop.

It gives her a framework on which to hang her self-loathing.

She has a giant cinderblock melon atop her ugly, lumpy fat shoulders, but she seems to be an actual female.

She's just throwing shit against the wall, hoping something sticks.

You really are one of the dumbest cunts around.

Queen of stupid lies, expressed as cuntishly as possible.

Quote me, then. Or is this another (Karl said!) tall tale? Does anyone need to even ask anymore?

Send her running for her husband's guns.

I hope the fireworks tonight don't freak her out.

Ashley doesn't handle patriotic holidays well, if you were wondering why she seems more on edge today. Go burn a flag about it, you addlebrained cunt.

The empath has spoken!

The eternal question.

Lie. I did? No, that wasn't me. I never so much as mentioned it.

And her husband got a High School diploma or the general education equivalent. They're a real brain trust. That's why he's a career unarmed security drone and she delivers fast food.

I'd hang out with Johnny Five Aces.

Except Ashley is a proud Marxist with a strong authoritarian streak and will openly advocate for a dictator, like daddy Stalin or Uncle Kim and their gulag hell-states because she thinks Commies will kill/imprison everyone she hates and/or envies. Ask her, she has a hard time shutting up about...

Actually, you've never asked me that question before. But I have answered several of your AA-related questions before, in good faith, only to have you respond with furious and witless hectoring, so I doubt any further discussion on the topic would be more fruitful.

Made by a Canadian in 100 hours of photoshop.

Still waiting for a single one of my apparently many drunkposts to be put up.

I'm going to outlive you and Dim Tom both. Because God loves me, and he thinks you're a big fat crazy.

Exhibit one in her presentation to the UN/Ken's licensing board.

Ashley's weight is so high, she could be one of the theoretical elements on the periodic table.

No, no, everyone that Ashley flails around spastically attacking is a nazi. They've all always been nazis. Ashley just has an unerring ability to ferret out nazis.

I remember an article about this guy. He used to stare at the sorority girls making out with their boyfriends and he'd make them very uncomfortable because he'd pop quite unladylike boners, and there was something about trying to peek in their showers, too.

I don't know which is funnier: her delusional thinking, or the 'random' username with 'sad' in it. She also used to come up with usernames during that period with 'dad' in them.

Ashley drove her parents to drug addiction and child abandonment.

There you go, give the kid a criminal record, that'll change his mind about the Chosenites.

complaint status: not filed or, probably, even written threads status: open emotional state: butthurt and pissy personal info: uncontrolled

Why must it always come to hate speech?

Clearly, but I can't blame them, in many cultures Ashley would've been left exposed to die. Her precious USSR would've put her into their brutal and barbaric orphanage system, where she would've gone feral or thrown out at 16 to be a vodka whore for factory laborers. Emojis, serious business...

No one in my family gets put in homes, except my Great-Aunt after a massive stroke.

You're not her mother.

You didn't see her in any condition, really.

You're the one that keeps feeling the need to show pictures of your guns when you get angry.

Needless to say, she did not stop bothering me.

I've linked her to their tip page before. Ashley's mom spitting rhymes. Made by Rod Dangerous. This usually sets her off bigtime.

Pure fantasy.

All those drunk-posts of mine that you can't find or point out, because they don't exist. No, it's incarcerate. Which is exactly what I wrote you dumb fat cunt. So are you, and you've posted here way more than me.

If I dribbled out incoherence, wouldn't other people be calling me out? But no, it's just you and your absurd hate for me.

Every word I wrote was clear, simple English.

Agreed.

Incarcerating your political enemies is a poor way to run a government. It's basically admitting that you can't defeat their arguments. And it shows both fear and hypocrisy. But you're A-OK with gross hypocrisy, and you've never been able to coherently lay out your arguments or beliefs. It's...

I did enjoy the 1st one, but I doubt I'll play this one.

I play very little video games, Ash. I'm too busy living life, not hiding from life like you.

Yet another mention of my deranged DM that Ashley can't produce or even accurately describe.

No progress made on this front, but I encourage her to keep trying.