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  1. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    I've only interacted with him once or twice casually before the thread exploded. I had no idea how absolutely messed up he is. Like I said, there's nothing that anyone else can do for him at this point. He needs to take responsibility and fix his own situation, but that is looking less likely...
  2. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    People have repeatedly warned him about his behavior and that he needs to get off the internet for a while. He didn't heed anyone's warnings and look what happened.
  3. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights spergy users on kiwifarms you've come across/interacted with

    You know, for someone who was on a website known for documenting lolcows, he sure didn't heed the variety of cautionary tales that were presented there. I don't think there's anything one can do for him at this point.
  4. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Why are Kiwis obsessed with porn and lolicon?

    I haven't seen this before but wow that poor dad. I'm only on the eight minute mark and I'm getting a dose of second hand embarrassment. I'd still love my son no matter what he does but I'd be a bit let down if he brought me this kind of news.
  5. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Why are Kiwis obsessed with porn and lolicon?

    Well, that's my childhood ruined forever, thanks a lot.
  6. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights spergy users on kiwifarms you've come across/interacted with

    I could have been a chronic gooner and pornography addict but instead my parents made me get a job.
  7. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Least Favorite Kiwifarms Users

    I don't have any significant problems with any users in particular, but the landscape has changed over the years. It used to be fun shitposting there, I still stop in occasionally to catch up on a few choice threads but that's about it.
  8. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    But where else will I get my ultra collectible Sonichu merch? Seriously though I may be a cringe lord myself but at least I didn't spend $1500 on a horrifying Sonic Totem from 8th grade.
  9. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Is that why he said "Don't Buy From Chris?" So that people will spend money on the other internet fatass everyone talks about?
  10. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    OVER 9000 :trollface:
  11. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I bought a shirt, also I bought a few silver coins of Chris just to make sure the site lasts a couple more years. :trollface:
  12. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I'm not here to discuss my political views but I have noticed a change in the culture, a lot of places do ban right leaning users (or those they suspect of being so) and they don't really have anywhere else to go. I have experience with this myself (apparently disagreement is considered...
  13. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Racism is worse than murder, and everyone who does not crawl naked on their hands and knees on rusty nails and broken glass to worship me 24-7 is a racist.
  14. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Anyone who describes himself as "alt right" or takes the term seriously is a raging autist of some sort. I'm not here to talk politics too much but people take themselves way too seriously with that shit.
  15. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights What are some truly bad things Kiwi Farms has done?

    The worst thing KF has done is letting Josh be in charge, everything else went to hell over time since then.
  16. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I dunno if Fight Club is a metaphor for homosexuality, but Josh probably masturbates to the thought of being Tyler Durden because he's an angry fat chump who has no life outside the internet. Barely a peg or two above a hand flapping ass pie retard.
  17. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I know one guy in the building I work at who has heard of Kiwi Farms before. Bit of a long story but even he knows Josh is a goober though he's not involved with the site. A rare occurrence but I've never met a normie who even knows the place exists, though I don't make a habit of pressing the...
  18. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights spergy users on kiwifarms you've come across/interacted with

    So it's like with the people who play D&D type games as some raging barbarian or dark edgelord who tend to be big fat losers in their real lives? I'm not saying that's always the case but it does tend to correlate with certain things like that. But c'mon it's the Internet. Everyone behind a...
  19. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights spergy users on kiwifarms you've come across/interacted with

    I like A&N and Happenings because they have a variety of topics and you don't get banned for disagreeing like you do some places I've been to. I do find it amusing that the biggest spergs name themselves after wrestling characters which makes sense because WWE tends to attract autists who want a...
  20. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights spergy users on kiwifarms you've come across/interacted with

    Honestly I've gotten so bored with the place I only go there to get snippets from A&N and Happenings or to check the Chris stuff out, I could give a fuck about lolcows now because either the novelty wore off or they went to prison or some other thing happened.
  21. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    Honestly I have no idea what that guy's issues are, but people have made a PM chain just to avoid having to interact with him. Since when has the ignore button been a thing? He's been around basically since the board was Cwcki Forums and he sort of just never left, even after Josh bought up the...
  22. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    I'm not too bothered about that kind of thing as long as the person isn't going on about "no GF" all the time, don't get me wrong people need to vent sometimes but honestly some folks don't understand that their obsession with getting a girlfriend is in fact a big contributing factor to their...
  23. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    If that's the case, it probably explains why there's a lot of talk about troons on the site. I honestly don't really go there much anymore, the novelty of the forum has worn off. I miss the days the internet was fun and not a hopeless wasteland of corporate propaganda and unlimited advertising...
  24. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Bad example, he's married with children, younger than Dear Feeder, AND has a crippling drug addiction that cost him six figures over time, and is still overall more successful than him. Josh will never get a girlfriend, let alone marry or have sex. This whole site's userbase is comprised of...
  25. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I'll still visit the actual forum once in a while for reasons of my own, but I've never listened to his show. I honestly never saw a reason to. He's in his thirties and still acting like a 14 year old who was told he couldn't go to some house party on a school night.
  26. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    It's a sometimes thing for me, I haven't seen a good one in a while. Books do it better for me in that regard anyway.
  27. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Really, no space wizards with lazer swordz. 🗡️
  28. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I can't really talk about what I'm into here because I'm still active elsewhere and it would blow my cover, but I think Futurama did a good job lampooning the franchise.
  29. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Oh okay, I knew there was something that they did as a workaround, then again I don't spend time in religious circles or the circles within, so I dunno. As far as the Internet is concerned, a lot of those guys just have nowhere else to go, many of them were around before Josh took the reins and...
  30. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I never said it was true, just that I've heard it happens as a workaround for the "no sex before marriage" unless they're fucking and not telling anyone the truth. Irrelevant in Welper's case though, all these newfags fucking suck monkey cock and shit the place up more than it has been already.
  31. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I've heard that some Mormons engage in anal sex instead of vaginal because it's not "taking her virginity before marriage" or whatever. I'm not saying that Welper does have some weird fetishes or something, but it's definitely a possibility? They do have a few lefty users but they're either old...
  32. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I was using an example but he was kind of an angry sperg who's probably much like that obsessed alien Trekkie from Futurama who acts like a child over small inconveniences. Because it's not hard to come off as an intelligent person when the rest of the group is a bunch of drooling morons...
  33. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Folks be like "Gawd I hate tranny Nazis and incels are so annoying! Have sex already you losers!!!! And get a job!!!!" Then the response to criticism: "Grrrrr stop calling me a tranny lover and a Nazi incel! I have a job! And a girlfriend! And we have sex!!!! No I won't post her pictures as...
  34. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I wouldn't be surprised if some of the more terminally online guys were in fact into loli, as a 2D cartoon girl of questionable age can't fight back against their onanism. I'm amazed any of these people even know what a book is.
  35. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Welper is one of those weirdos that wants to ban all non-reproductive sex because of his religious beliefs but in reality seems like an incel in denial using Jesus as an excuse for being an inept social failure. No wonder he's not spending Christmas with his family and instead doing gay ops.
  36. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Minor PL here, I know someone who has an OnlyFans, she has Tourette's or something and she has a reasonable amount of followers. A few weirdo simpy types though, but honestly, who the fuck would want to see a fat virgin like Josh whack his gack and pay actual money for it?
  37. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yes, I would like fries with that. Is Josh even qualified for a fast food job as a 32 year old virgin who neveri fnished high school?
  38. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    My personal favorite thing from Instagram is the "medium rare chicken strips," as that sounds like something a bad celebrity chef could come up with. I think it was a troll post but the replies, genuine or otherwise, were pretty funny. Just look at the thing, it's as sad to look at as it...
  39. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    GameStop is still in business? That's news to me. Video games have sucked at least since the "pay to win" mode has been adopted by many franchises. Josh needs to consider getting a job at some point. He was born in 1992 or something and I don't even think he finished high school though, for all...
  40. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    That's probably true, but it's nice to have some place to shitpost without getting banned constantly. It's not that hard to not get banned, pissing off Josh would probably do it though. He also claims to know whose sockpuppets are whose and stuff, but that's because the average person there...
  41. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Let's be honest, there really isn't much of anywhere left on the internet to talk about certain subjects without banning and censorship. A lot of these guys are just refugees from other sites, the board culture is radically different from what it first started out as. But Josh trying to be the...
  42. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Reminds me of a kid I knew in school who was obsessed with Adolf Hitler and gay sex, or at least an 11 year old's idea of it. He drew what's basically an adolescent's attempt at erotic cartoons involving things like Eric Cartman farting diarrhea into Hitler's face, I can't imagine Josh's idea of...
  43. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I know I've been out for a while, but that probably explains why he's so defensive when the subject of his dating and sex life come up. I'm not exactly the king shit when it comes to getting chicks to give me that poon but at least I fucking own it. He claims that he's had sex but I'd rather...
  44. UltimateDestroyer

    Sexuality Drama Should Transwomen Have the Right to Participate in College Sports? Yes 100%

    Honestly I don't give a shit about spectator sports in general because corporations have managed to shit them up with political and social justice crap when all I wanna do is see Tom Brady get sacked damnit! Not everything has to be about politics, believe it or not.
  45. UltimateDestroyer

    Sexuality Drama Should Transwomen Have the Right to Participate in College Sports? Yes 100%

    Honestly I think the reason you see so many of them trying to join women's sports is because they know they can't compete against men, so they have to go somewhere that they may have an unfair advantage. It's not fair and not right, and might actually be dangerous in the case of mixed martial arts.
  46. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    On one hand, the cranks can be annoying, on the other, they have the right to their opinions too, plus you do have an Ignore button, honestly I'm amazed that more people don't actually use it. Honestly I think most political junkies are cranks to some degree or another, chickens voting for...
  47. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    Reminds me of that picture that says "it's not rape if she can't say no" at the bottom of it. I think it was on ED a while back? All that Coke Zero did nothing to help him lose weight.:haha: Reminds me of that one splinter forum where the word filter changed "Coke Zero" to "goat semen." Shit...
  48. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Down a Lot

    Yeah it loads for half a minute or so on my device then says "page could not be loaded."
  49. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I was joking kinda, but Josh's lore and statements are, as usual, all over the place. Honestly there's a lot of inside jokes in regards to him and his interests and habits, but I do know that his parents are split up and he claims to be overseas. He's probably going to pull an Andrew Tate and...
  50. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The only part of that I find hard to believe is the idea that Null ever had a girlfriend. Yes people, fatter, uglier version of Elliot Rodger and all, but he goes whole hog on being defensive if anyone questions him on dating or sex, like he's got something to hide. It's not like he's Pamperchu...
  51. UltimateDestroyer

    Public Figure - Niche Queen of Spade: The Truth about the Queen of Deception, Doxxing, Swatting, and Death Threats

    I thought "Queen of Spades" was a term for a white woman who had an affinity for seeking sexual relationships with black men. Apparently this one seeks attention and doesn't know how to turn off Caps Lock.
  52. UltimateDestroyer

    Elliot Rodger

    It's the Month of Retribution, people. ' I've heard of her, the irony is that, in death, Elliot finally got the female attention he desired.
  53. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Down a Lot

    I honestly believe that he thinks that he has nowhere else to go. You can't get banned from a site you own, after all. A website like Kiwi Farms could work in theory, as long as it wasn't Josh running the place.
  54. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Down a Lot

    To be fair, a country that will imprison people for ten years for watching a video can go fuck itself. Back on the subject of Josh he really needs to either sell the site to someone else who can manage it better, or at least get some technical aid from a trusted friend. The site is still down...
  55. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Is he gonna do a CakeFarts video?
  56. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The Ambassador of the great Vindaloovian Empire is a pedofork? I am most disappointed. However I do love to see Josh sperg out whenever anyone brings up sex and dating it's rather cathartic considering how much he claims to loathe incels while being an obese shut-in with a micropenis.
  57. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    From the look of Joshy he not only likes his wives battered but deep fried as well. He can't do a worse job than other lolcows who've had pets that's for sure.
  58. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    If it's any consolation, he's always been this way, at least since the Blockland days. I have my own experiences with this behavior, but it's not something I would want to post where Josh can find it. Didn't he have a cactus as a "pet" once and it died from dehydration or something? He might...
  59. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Regardless of how you feel about Josh, losing a family member is never an easy thing to go through. Personally I never really went to chat. Honestly the site was better when it focused mainly on Chris.
  60. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Null and Mad at the Internet

    Tell you what, I kinda miss the days it was just the Cwcki Forums, and we could just discuss Sonichu and stuff. I guess the general lack of Chris content just drove the place in a different direction, in a way. That and a site about lolcows being run by a lolcow can't end well. Then again, you...
  61. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Null and Mad at the Internet

    A site like the Farms would do better under different ownership but Josh is adamant on not giving it up. I already mentioned my belief that he bought the site so that nobody could ban him, it seriously does seem like if he does so, then he'll truly have nowhere else to go.
  62. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Linked AnOminous / the old fat lawyer who spends his time posting on kiwifarms all day.

    He always seemed a little off but I've never had any significant problems with him. Just seemed like your run of the mill internet weirdo.
  63. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    So Josh will finally suck the girlcock? BUT WILL HE LIKE IT 😳
  64. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The New Zealand agriculture board is still down, what's Josh gonna do now?
  65. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    But they'll be worth a fortune someday because silver! And they're limited edition! Honestly I find it hard to believe anyone is actually buying those. Although I did ask Chris on eBay about his Sonichu medallions once. Then I came to my senses and realized I'd be throwing $30+ into an...
  66. UltimateDestroyer

    The irony of kiwifarms

    KF is for some reason stuck in an infinite Cloudflare loop on my phone so I can't really go there much anyway. Whoever is doing the DDOS stuff is either ridiculously dedicated or an enormously obsessed lunatic tard with a severe hate boner for Joshy Woshy. As for me I mostly go for Articles and...
  67. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I bet he's absolutely livid that his primary lolcow is going to be out of the loop for the foreseeable future, whether or not he's actually found guilty. I doubt that Chris will actually get prison time either way, no matter how deserving he may be. I bet a handful of C-Quarters that he's still...
  68. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    No way man, I need these dollarydoos to afford the Jordan Belfort lifestyle. You're free to join in on the fun if you like though, least I can do. Being a nobody in an increasingly dehumanized global society? I'm sure it doesn't help anything.
  69. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    There probably is, he most likely doesn't make his presence known to most of the internet because he's got nothing to prove to the various tribes of retarded social outcasts that inhabit it. Sadly most Western countries are being shit up by SJW crap and trade-liberty-for-temporary-safety...
  70. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    A clown girlfriend is 1000x better than what Joshy deserves. The Giga-Chad is a legendary creature that only exists in the imaginations of the incel community. The ultimate pussy slayer, who exists only to remind the vast legions of unwashed internet virgins that their existence is complete...
  71. UltimateDestroyer

    Multitools

    I have a Stanley and it's decent, never let me down. Should last me a few years.
  72. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He's probably one of those fools that thinks that not using a condom with random street hookers makes him a badass. Also just because you're a Chad doesn't mean you're happy, once the girl's done with you, you're still the same person. Chad, incel, or otherwise. Interesting, probably plays a...
  73. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Vidya is an okay cope but with modern devs trying to shoehorn real world politics into everything it's making gaming infinitely less appealing.
  74. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The game was rigged from the start. It always is. Plebs never learn. Also, what kind of history does Josh have with use of drugs and alcohol? It might play a part in his behavior.
  75. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Just an autist who realizes how rigged the game truly is. Even if people like Josh got their idealized based tradwife or anime schoolgirl with enormous tiddies or whatever the fuck they would wind up unhappy once again. A retard like Josh especially would find something else to be angry about...
  76. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Nope, this is the only account I have here. Just in case Josh loses his shit and bans everybody. I'm amazed he hasn't done that more often.
  77. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    We are all autistic, and I can guaran-fucking-tee that nobody who posts in weirdo internet forums has much of a social life. Besides not all sexless autists subscribe to incel ideology, as it's fucking nuts and even Chris wouldn't put up with their bullshit for long.
  78. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Honestly that's just about every internet community in existence. It's sad to see KF basically going the way of your average subreddit. For every one of my accounts he bans, I have fifty socks ready to take its place. Just like any decent troll should. Null is nothing more than a fatter...
  79. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Once a sperg, always a sperg.
  80. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Holy crap I was actually listening to this version when I came back to check To answer your question, he wouldn't be Josh anymore, that alone would erase the negative number that is female interest in Null. Basically taking his chances from -69% all the way up to a whopping 0%. Kind of like...
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