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"Lolcow Ethan Ralph accidentally confirms he bots his viewers!!!" I actually looked into this... The "confirmation" is a link to a botting site showed up in his history. That's it. It's like claiming someone has an onion farms account because he browsed the website. It's funny given 2 weeks ago...

Chode Hammer: -1 Alister: +1 Dark Ninja: +9999

"ARE YOU THREATENING ME? I'M EXTENDING YOUR BAN PERMANENTLY!"

I will behead you the same way I beheaded Bryan Dastardly Dunn and leave Alister to do whatever dark desires he wishes with your corpse.

And the openly known child molester who wanted to attend Rekieta's hearing to make Josh proud. Or the one user who recorded outside of lolcow Ethan Ralph's Mexican crack shack. How can Josh explain away this not being harassment but a journalist asking questions for a story is?

Alister - 1 Chodehammer - 0

Now I'm not staying I would date Ishtar if she was 17 and I was 22, but if she was 22 and I was 17 I definitely would consider it 🥴 I like older chicks.

If you're saying you'd let the penguin furry guy wail on you until you dropped unconscious, then that's still a win for him.

Just one of Josh's many retarded delusions just like him thinking white women are constantly thinking about being raped by black men.

You guys need to square up irl and duke it out. My bet's on the penguin furry dude.

Josh's chat, which he programmed all by himself, will take up GIGABYTES of memory if you leave it open for too long.

Josh pretending is removes features "all the time" is just downright wrong. Maybe a handful of times a year.

Also, want to know what kind of nerd faggots cry about someone being "Cluster B?" Join Date 2025 nerd faggots.

Kiwifarms users are seething so hard at Destiny they are against him reporting marriage fraud. Josh himself is against marriage fraud and claims that US congresswoman Ilhan Omar should be deported for it.

That post is just his way of pretending he doesn't coddle BP and relieve himself of responsibility for the state of it. "No it's not my fault it's like this. It's those stupid users I pandered to who are gone now. No I won't make any changes now that they've 'left.' Why not? Fuck you."

I doubt how true that is given how hard he still coddles BP and if it's true it's not as many as he implies. Most users of these "BP splinter discords" (???) still use KF and aren't dumb enough to keep the same names.

While Josh does go after Sam Hyde for allegedly sleeping with a 16 year-old fan, he explicitly DOES NOT call him a pedophile. What would the female users of his website think of his opinion that a 29 year-old sleeping with a 16 year-old fan of his to not be a pedophile? Probably nothing good...

He won't ban you for making fun of child rape and gayops, but he'll ban you for pointing out his love of lolicon guro hentai (as an adult).

Expect Josh to completely turn on Tucker Carlson this Friday.

Kiwifarms users cope and pretend that they "always knew" streamer Steven "Destiny" Bonnell was going to win his lawsuit.

Josh has stated publicly that he has given up moderating the Destiny thread. You can celebrate Destiny being allegedly raped as a child all you want and you can act like a rat and plan gayops in Destiny's thread all you want. (The real reason Josh won't do anything is the Destiny thread...

The "irrelevant" and "completely botted" Nick Fuentes has been interviewed by Tucker Carlson. https://tuckercarlson.com/tucker-show-nick-fuentes

It's cute how cultured he thinks he is because he fled to eastern Europe for 10 years, aye cheese, never bothered to learn any other language, and had to point at everything he wanted to buy like a stereotypical fat American tourist.

Josh isn't worthy of a "serious" reply by Cicada. Laughing at his autistic tantrums is the best way to handle Josh.

More organized snitching in Destiny's thread that will, yet again, go unpunished. "People who celebrate Destiny being allegedly raped as a child is a good thing actually!"

This has probably been the most blackpilling thing for Josh. He grows the site to attract more donors but over half of them are broke losers who spend most of their time gossiping on his website than finding an actual job.

He's got carnival floors to sweep? Streets to beg on? Windows to lick?

Would she have used authentic gutter oil?

People like this and Welper would cower and shudder in fear before the most Urkel looking of black folk.

The seething when people point out that whites are the biggest group on welfare has also been funny to read. They all HAVE to point out that blacks are the biggest group by percentage in it as if anyone was ever denying that.

Make sure she squirts too. Also introduce yourself as Josh so she moans his name during the ordeal. It'll be sure to make Josh's clitty leak.

If you made a sextape with her while she was too drugged out to consent and post it to Kiwifarms Josh would ban you but keep the video up for all to see. He did the same to the guy who banged DSP's wife's junkie sister. Make your dream a reality.

Josh is not being honest with his weight. Firstly, he claimed to have weighed 256.4 pounds based on the weight he gave Jesse in mid-September. Are we to assume he magically lost 56 pounds in a little over a month? It's possible Josh sent Jesse outdated (by MANY MONTHS) charts, but why would he...

Here are more example of Kiwifarms users being glad and mocking Destiny for being allegedly being molested as a child. THE GOOD GUYS™ Josh has cried on his podcast that these users make his website look terrible, but he insists on sitting on his hands and not doing anything about it.

I do find it unfair that SSJ_Ness gets banned for this retarded take meanwhile dozens of users have gotten away scott-free with saying stream Steven "Destiny" Bonnell deserved to be raped as a child for months.

Make a stealth theme that hides profile pictures.

Josh posts his website was hacked (again) and has yet to feature it.

I wake up to this every morning. Nothing like waking up to an angel on Earth to get the day started right and motivated.

Not sure when this happened but Josh locked down all the comments on his Telegram posts which also wiped all previous comments on on previous posts. People usually complain when the site is down on his latest post there.

Shartians have a Russian board?

Traffic is down. Posts per day are down. The site is dying. Not dead, but dying, and dying leads to death.

Josh uses AI so he can work even less on his ONE DAY A WEEK podcast. No wonder he gets so much shit wrong.

"I dread stagnation." "The size of the Kiwi Farms has not increased at all since the end of Drop Kiwi Farms." https://kiwifarms.st/threads/reorganization-of-september-29th-2025.229521/

Josh thinks it dying so it's dying.

Cucks say the craziest things.

We're laughing at you @Vergilius

We're very happy together so you may as well just disembowel yourself.

Look... me and her are together and you're just going to have to accept it and move on.

I do. Baby, you're my forever girl.

Josh's users, many cringe 2025 join date users, mock him for his take on Destiny's lawsuit.

Here is the part of his stream where he cries about this:

Last podcast he mentioned a goal of generating $12,000 a month via his automated mailed checks scheme so he can pay $4,000 of it in taxes, pay himself $5,000 a month to buy a house, and "spend the rest on the forum." I think he is going to get nowhere near that amount and get severely...

I'm surprised HHH forgot Josh featuring his personal friends over at the Kino Casino TWICE for a day or two then quickly removed it.

He complained that they were cheerleading every court filing by Pxie's lawyer as genius moves and that his users are mocking Destiny's rape as a child. Guess what, they kept doing it for MONTHS because he allowed it to happen despite "putting his foot down" and banning only a single user for it...

Despite Josh's threats, you know he won't do anything. He's a feckless faggot. He can't even muster up the courage to ban users in Destiny's thread who he complained about on his podcast this week.

Another day, another Josh crashout. Too long to screencap. Full post below. The important part is bold and underlined. Josh realizes he is a laughing stock everywhere but his forum.

Those guys were just jealous you didn't send anything to them.

Not a psyop. Josh turning his website into Reddit has reduced the collective IQ of his users by magnitudes.

Dark Ninja could probably kick your ass. Both physically and in the court of law. Who knows what kind of forbidden ninja techniques he'd unleash against you.

He's whipped.

Behold: Kiwifarms' strongest soldier.

"Even if we lose, we'd win." No one outside of the UK is being forced to pay the fine.

These were RFP's best post.

So... jilted exes spinning a yarn without evidence and a 3 hour long video. That's some great, "well documented" evidence of botting there, "This one guy said so!" I'm sure there are other guys who said it isn't so. It really hurts you guys to say Nick Fuentes is genuinely popular for some reason.

I'd like you to produce this "well documented" evidence that Fuentes or his goons engage in botting. Should be easy, no? It's well documented after all. Hopefully it isn't just a bitter ex spinning a yarn after being dumped or dozens of tranny farms posts. Crazy how Tucker Carlson will soon be...

Josh has "hit the wall" so to speak...

Not even 1k? That's rough. Let's see how Nick Fuentes is doing...

He reads the youtube comments on archives of his podcast and cries about how mean the comments are.

Josh reads this forum excessively because he is a lolcow, confronted Empresa on the KF chat with "I know what you say about me on other sites," and even ended his ban message with "go back to the splinter." He's essentially a deathfat.

More than two-thirds of the threads in the "Lolcow" section aren't even lolcows in the classical sense. They're just ecelebs. Reddit Farms. Yes.

If Toshi was a woman, he would definitely be the shimapan pantu-wearing type 🥴

He's definitely a gooner given his cringe DMs as exposed by Lidl Drip. You give him too much leniency. Perhaps you see a little of yourself in mormon Welper and his magical underwear :unsure:?

Toji being a woman WOULD explain why Josh unbanned him/her after being banned for sharing accounts with another user 🤔

More trolling ops by Kiwifarms users against Steven "Destiny" Bonnell. Despite all the nonsense that has gone on in Destiny's thread, only one person was banned for trolling ops (against Lauren Southern and not Destiny) and only 1 user was banned for saying Destiny deserved to be raped as a 10...

Ur kinda hawt too 🥴

Josh bought a bunch of shit he didn't need.

She's hawt. Who cares.

What's weirder? Pretending to be a girl to ERP with Bear Hammer to trick him into sending dickpics or sending dickpics and ERPing with someone you believe to be a woman?