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It's a computer, shaped like a bear.

What even is a 'who have a Kiwi Farms account,' and why would a celebrity have one???

"I only bought it ironically"

I'm still wildly blown away by the fact that people responded to the idea of fucking minting a KiwiFarms silver coin with tremendous enthusiasm rather than laughing Josh off of his own website. It's the most insane thing I've ever heard a cult website doing. He's got himself some awfully devoted...

For when you've decided you never want to feel happy ever again.

Even more than most too-online people, Dom Cruise seems like he really, really, really needs to get outside more.

I'm glad we have a containment thread for shitposting now, so that all the other threads can be properly full of, let's see, "unbiased, critical discussion among people of all different backgrounds."

'Scam' might not be quite the right word, but the way that he's deflecting criticism from by using 'I'm on the side of Jesus' rhetoric.

I don't know what's more embarrassing: that, afrer having been fleeced for decades by the likes of Oral Roberts and Pat Robertson, boomer conservatives are still falling for any scam that involves praising Jesus, or that younger conservatives are not learning anything and falling for it all anew.

Ok

Post-Traumatic Sneed Disorder

No, it's way more fun to assume that everyone is being completely unironic at all times. Especially when they post copypasta, or are @SchizoNetwork .

Extradition treaty-wise, Latin America is not an option. They're way too cucked by the CIA and Dole Fruit. The EU isn't an option, either, though, so that can't be his motivating factor.

The complete inability of KFers to not take every last piece of bait thrown before them surprised me when I first started noticing it. I legitimately thought that posters there were better than that. I was very mistaken.

If your stool isn't as gloriously red as the flag of the motherland and the blood of the patriots, you're not gonna make it.

I might be weird, but I find this very relaxing.

You could sell (onion-)flavored condoms with the site logo printed on them.

From the realplaya thread. I tend to compare KF more to SA, since both are forums rather than imageboards. But either way, yep, this kind of rot seems to be setting in.

I don't know about Buck Rogers so much, but while Flash Gordon was never actually particularly good in terms of plot or characterizations, from a purely visual perspective the old comic strips were beautiful as fuck. Even the fonts are fucking kino.

Scoliosis

sigsegv, more like NIGsegv, amirite?

While your skepticism is certainly well-founded, consider that the women in question are also KiwiFarms users.

I hear there's a butcher shop there.

Making bat soup.

The Russell Greer thread is a good example. Greer is a ludicrous, ridiculous, hilarious human being, but every third post there is people freaking out about how much of a horrifying danger he is to women and how he needs SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. He's probably going to KILL one...

Unironically, his admitting that he knows he's absurd enough to be a particularly hilarious lolcow in his own right takes the kind of intelligence and self-awareness that most 'Persons of Interest' lack. If he hadn't already completely sabotaged his life through a series of decisions that were...

The funniest thing Lou does - aside from the deliberate cultivation of horrifying diabetic ulcers, which is precisely as hilarious as it is disgusting - is when he picks fights with random twitter users about politics. He immediately goes for extremely strong personal insults, often racially...

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I dunno, OP, I think you subtly make a compelling argument for: THE CHAD CICADA: * Makes ungodly loud noise to pick up chicks; does not GAF who overhears or how many other animals he annoys. * Has absolutely swole wings, 7-8 inches long; always skips leg day, doesn't even use the things. * Can...

This is the thread in which you're supposed to post your eccentric, unpopular, or fanatically held opinions that you feel absolutely compelled to share with Onion Farms for no particular reason. Maybe you just really like those handsome onion stickers and want to add a wide variety of them to...

How is it possible that the only flowchart in the thread that's actually supposed to be informative and not a joke is actually the most illegible and incomprehensible one of them all?

"We only realised, with the blackest of apprehensions, that the apparently disembodied chatter was beyond a doubt in the Dutch language." The Dutch language.

Presumably, something like this:

Some blockland forumite advised him: Well, how's that working out for Jo - oh, yeah. Woops.

ME: Yeah, I post on this web forum...it's pretty obscure. I'm not sure a normie like you would get it. You've got to...see, there's a lot of context to the humor. SIMPLICIO: Oh? Like what? ME: Well, for instance, people write the word "NIGGER" until it hits the character limit for a post.

Nothing mysterious about it. Both are caused by autism, so of course there's an extensive overlap.

Regardless of all the arguments about the accuracy or inaccuracy of racial stereotypes, let's stop and laugh at the fact that Josh hates black people for the most insanely autistic reason imaginable: they chew gum too loudly on the subway. That's fucking amazing, that is.

No mention of how penguins commit so many acts of rape, necrophilia, child abuse, etc., that early ornithologists made their observations in code so that the shocking truths would only be available to the few? And that these observations were so shocking that they were successfully suppressed...

And this guy isn't gay? You're sure? Wild.

I'm glad so many of my other heroes are long dead.

Oh my god. Is this forum full of computer nerds?

I was a very obscure and insignificant user on KF who probably never would have been banned, but I've now fully migrated over to Onion Farms because I'm sick of the constant doomposting on KF. Not just from Josh, the whole site just reeks of doom and gloom. But here, everything has a healthy...

So he's always been this angry? It's not just him getting older and more bitter about his life - he's been a tightly wound ball of vindictive rage for the entire past dozen years of his life? Damn. Has he tried to just calm down, lol?

Guys, I don't think anyone's taking this seriously enough. This is serious, and a major happening.! I think they got @Kengle , I haven't seen him post in this thread yet.

"The Lays of Beleriand" unironically contains some of Tolkien's best work. It finally made the tale of Túrin click for me, but OTOH I've since become really sad that there's no complete alliterative version of the Children of Húrin.

I've got to admit that I'm fascinated by AnOm. If you check his post history and activity logs, he really does seem frequently to spend literally every waking hour on KF. But he keeps his waking hours very regular, and despite being the most terminally online person imaginable on one of the most...

Fuckin' A man, CIA man

I saved the picture from the website. This is what that particular mod is supposed to look like.

God damn, just looking at this is giving me the fear something fierce.

That's retarded. It's even got the discoloration in the center from where it's been struck repeatedly by a drumstick. If it was a potato, the discoloration would more likely be at the edges. And I don't even need to bring up the absurdity of giving her another melon when she already has two...

So, wait, the fact that this is in the "shitposting forum" implies that there's some parts of OF that aren't for shitposting? I'm very confused. Also, it's obviously a drum.

I think it's pretty pathetic that they're so easily convinced to do all this work for free. :(

I think it's pretty generous of all the staff members to do all this work for free! :love:

I really have no idea exactly what the ? sticker is supposed to signify, but that hasn't stopped me from using it.

I can't believe there's so many homosexuals (type iv) here. Homosexuality (type iii) is literally the only permissible orientation. This forum is depraved.

I cannot lie: I like big butts.