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  1. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Celebrity’s who have Kiwi Farms accounts (Now a Guru Larry q&a thread!)

    What even is a 'who have a Kiwi Farms account,' and why would a celebrity have one???
  2. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    "I only bought it ironically"
  3. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I'm still wildly blown away by the fact that people responded to the idea of fucking minting a KiwiFarms silver coin with tremendous enthusiasm rather than laughing Josh off of his own website. It's the most insane thing I've ever heard a cult website doing. He's got himself some awfully devoted...
  4. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Even more than most too-online people, Dom Cruise seems like he really, really, really needs to get outside more.
  5. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    'Scam' might not be quite the right word, but the way that he's deflecting criticism from by using 'I'm on the side of Jesus' rhetoric.
  6. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I don't know what's more embarrassing: that, afrer having been fleeced for decades by the likes of Oral Roberts and Pat Robertson, boomer conservatives are still falling for any scam that involves praising Jesus, or that younger conservatives are not learning anything and falling for it all anew.
  7. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    No, it's way more fun to assume that everyone is being completely unironic at all times. Especially when they post copypasta, or are @SchizoNetwork .
  8. Galahad Threepwood

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Extradition treaty-wise, Latin America is not an option. They're way too cucked by the CIA and Dole Fruit. The EU isn't an option, either, though, so that can't be his motivating factor.
  9. Galahad Threepwood

    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

  10. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    The complete inability of KFers to not take every last piece of bait thrown before them surprised me when I first started noticing it. I legitimately thought that posters there were better than that. I was very mistaken.
  11. Galahad Threepwood

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  12. Galahad Threepwood

    Why doesn’t josh use proper punctuation?

    Verily, sir, his writing style is extraordinary in its uncouthness. It has long been apparent to me that the decline of learning that marks the present age has been most exceedingly severe over 'across the pond,' as the saying has it, but the extent to which Mr. Moon - and I assure you that I...
  13. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    From the realplaya thread. I tend to compare KF more to SA, since both are forums rather than imageboards. But either way, yep, this kind of rot seems to be setting in.
  14. Galahad Threepwood

    Misspell moderator @SIGVEG's username

    sigsegv, more like NIGsegv, amirite?
  15. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    While your skepticism is certainly well-founded, consider that the women in question are also KiwiFarms users.
  16. Galahad Threepwood

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I hear there's a butcher shop there.
  17. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Linked Sara Trombonista Seitelman/William Dunsparce Davenport

    Making bat soup.
  18. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    The Russell Greer thread is a good example. Greer is a ludicrous, ridiculous, hilarious human being, but every third post there is people freaking out about how much of a horrifying danger he is to women and how he needs SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. He's probably going to KILL one...
  19. Galahad Threepwood

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    Unironically, his admitting that he knows he's absurd enough to be a particularly hilarious lolcow in his own right takes the kind of intelligence and self-awareness that most 'Persons of Interest' lack. If he hadn't already completely sabotaged his life through a series of decisions that were...
  20. Galahad Threepwood

    Lou Gagliardi

    The funniest thing Lou does - aside from the deliberate cultivation of horrifying diabetic ulcers, which is precisely as hilarious as it is disgusting - is when he picks fights with random twitter users about politics. He immediately goes for extremely strong personal insults, often racially...
  21. Galahad Threepwood

    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

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  22. Galahad Threepwood

    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

  23. Galahad Threepwood

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    Some blockland forumite advised him: Well, how's that working out for Jo - oh, yeah. Woops.
  24. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    ME: Yeah, I post on this web forum...it's pretty obscure. I'm not sure a normie like you would get it. You've got to...see, there's a lot of context to the humor. SIMPLICIO: Oh? Like what? ME: Well, for instance, people write the word "NIGGER" until it hits the character limit for a post.
  25. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Nothing mysterious about it. Both are caused by autism, so of course there's an extensive overlap.
  26. Galahad Threepwood

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Regardless of all the arguments about the accuracy or inaccuracy of racial stereotypes, let's stop and laugh at the fact that Josh hates black people for the most insanely autistic reason imaginable: they chew gum too loudly on the subway. That's fucking amazing, that is.
  27. Galahad Threepwood

    Public Figure - Niche TheBitBlock / JT Style / JT Shine / JoshyCock / WiiFolderJosh / Oof Poof Diapers / Joshua Thomas

    And this guy isn't gay? You're sure? Wild.
  28. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    I was a very obscure and insignificant user on KF who probably never would have been banned, but I've now fully migrated over to Onion Farms because I'm sick of the constant doomposting on KF. Not just from Josh, the whole site just reeks of doom and gloom. But here, everything has a healthy...
  29. Galahad Threepwood

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon's Blocklands Saga (Restored)

    So he's always been this angry? It's not just him getting older and more bitter about his life - he's been a tightly wound ball of vindictive rage for the entire past dozen years of his life? Damn. Has he tried to just calm down, lol?
  30. Galahad Threepwood

    Personal army request

    Me, OP, and the boys on the right.
  31. Galahad Threepwood

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    I've got to admit that I'm fascinated by AnOm. If you check his post history and activity logs, he really does seem frequently to spend literally every waking hour on KF. But he keeps his waking hours very regular, and despite being the most terminally online person imaginable on one of the most...
  32. Galahad Threepwood

    Syrup

    That's retarded. It's even got the discoloration in the center from where it's been struck repeatedly by a drumstick. If it was a potato, the discoloration would more likely be at the edges. And I don't even need to bring up the absurdity of giving her another melon when she already has two...
  33. Galahad Threepwood

    Syrup

    So, wait, the fact that this is in the "shitposting forum" implies that there's some parts of OF that aren't for shitposting? I'm very confused. Also, it's obviously a drum.
  34. Galahad Threepwood

    Events of interest

    Oh, OK, @OnionNull is trying to drive off the epileptic users with rapid theme changes. Based, also flashinglightpilled.
  35. Galahad Threepwood

    Events of interest

    This new color scheme is a horrifying betrayal of everything this community stands for. The old theme perfectly represented our best characteristics: discord, the color green, onions, and autism. I am shocked, shocked, that such a thing would happen here.
  36. Galahad Threepwood

    Syrup

    I can't believe there's so many homosexuals (type iv) here. Homosexuality (type iii) is literally the only permissible orientation. This forum is depraved.
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