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    Onionfarms Man of Mystery 🕵️‍♂️ Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / Chemo

    Thanks for the badge that completely breaks themes @Chemo . Appreciate it on the forum where "If you rock with us, you're part of us".
  2. Funny Watermelon

    Onionfarms Man of Mystery 🕵️‍♂️ Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / Chemo

    @Chemo So why did you pretend to be a soyteen in Kiwifarms to the point Null asked you "which chronically banned user are you a sock of"?
  3. Funny Watermelon

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    This especially pisses me off because he genuinely misses the point of the show. No, josh. It's not that they "no longer write characters". That was always the joke, you stupid nigger. In the earliest south park commentary of the 90s you can clearly hear Matt and Trey admit Stan and Kyle are...
  4. Funny Watermelon

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Nani? Did the nigger actually end up being an elaborate troll?
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    That thread is an eyesore and I am upset you niggers forced me to look at it. By the way Colon Capital V should kill himself as violently as possible. Apparently a-logging is fine when the soyniggers do it, even if it's doxing a fucking minor just because they have an animal pfp.
  6. Funny Watermelon

    New rule (real)

    Sounds like something someone who boiled a hamburger would say. Now if you excuse me I will have more fine burger dishes, such as steamed hams.
  7. Funny Watermelon

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Gravedancing is fucking gay in general and its only excusable when it's actual criminal pedophiles like if you told me Trump or Biden died tomorrow. They just wanna feel justified on gravedancing on groomed minors that committed suicide.
  8. Funny Watermelon

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Oh hi there, @░░▓▓▓▓▓ด้้้้้็็็็็้้ . Unlike Josh who only held you in regard because of what benefitted him, I do consider you a high quality poster, and if it weren't for you and other KC regulars, we would have never been able to take back control of the narrative and have it be the blind spot...
  9. Funny Watermelon

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Did they get banned?
  10. Funny Watermelon

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    So apparently teenagers getting raped by 30 year olds is fine unless it isn't, but his paypiggies of Kino Casino can molest as many children as the website allows. It's a good day to be a Kino Casino regular. Watching josh completely eat himself by his own feet saying shit like "We can ignore a...
  11. Funny Watermelon

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 The Tyler containment thread - this user has somehow united both kiwifarms and onion farms against him by just being that annoying

    Mods being able to edit other's posts to say outrageous shit you didn't say is lame and gay yes, now can you shut the fuck up and go touch grass you fat fuck? It's gay enough mods keep necroing this thread. Go be boring elsewhere.
  12. Funny Watermelon

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    People who cry about others gravedancing on Charlie Kirk's grave and then proceed to gravedance on other people that died just because they're troons or niggers are fucking retarded. I think we can all agree on this.
  13. Funny Watermelon

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Nick Fuentes isn't worth getting mad about and Reiketa isn't funny
  14. Funny Watermelon

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    That's just sharty nigger faggots being sharty nigger faggots. From what I've seen other farmers fucking hate that stupid shit too, they're just an extremely loud minority. Not just you I'm afraid. Because honestly forum culture is dead, it's all about the twitter/le soyjak humor now. So when...
  15. Funny Watermelon

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    For some reason, if you write "shit touching" in a thread in PG or other forums, it automatically changes to pogdoazing my neghole or something. Really subtle, josh.
  16. Funny Watermelon

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Kill yourself violently.
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    I've literally had reports denied & deleted because "You le posted in le thread so i don't care REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE" so on what grounds can he sperg out about this issue? No yeah it's only sperg worthy when it's BP whores or your socks, right josh? God...
  18. Funny Watermelon

    KF Linked ⛓️ Toji Suzuhara

    Oh this faggot is Bear Hammer? I thought he was just another retard who thinks swatting is an epic troll
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Any retard that is a regular at the DSP board. Not even the soyteen niggers annoy me as much as those fuckers.
  20. Funny Watermelon

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    A small anecdote, I remember Null's words when he closed the Claudio thread, something about calling everyone "SAD, LONELY FAGGOTS" for interacting with that cat fucker in his thread and letting him produce the milk and have the thread constantly be updated because of it. I wasn't really that...
  21. Funny Watermelon

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    He has called people retarded for not using password managers And at the same time he's successfully stolen accounts and illegally leaked private information (such as Yandev, for instance) because of him breaching password managers. So more pathetic than funny, honestly.
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    If you wanna make josh seethe at the existence of your website, put a watamelon in your profile picture. LET THE FLOW THROUGH YOU DO IT YOU NIGGERS MAKE JOCELYN SEETHE
  23. Funny Watermelon

    I hate western dieters

    Have americans thought of just stop eating shit and going outside for 30 minutes a day?
  24. Funny Watermelon

    I hate western dieters

    Isn't the whole idea of american dieting to eat fake food that sucks fucking dick and was just a fad back in 2016 like le gluten free and tofu?
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Why do you think I'm avatarfagging it. And I know Josh is gonna be the biggest nigger retard and associate ANYTHING watamelon with cicada, thus believe I am him, and poor lad is gonna eat a ban for something he did not do. I'd change my username and avatar for CMC's sake, I like the dude. But...
  26. Funny Watermelon

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Null defending Warski like
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Post screenshots and archived links you dumb nigger.
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    I will say while I enjoy the convenience of thumbnails as I too don't fancy to see a gigantic, forum breaking image of a soyjak while someone autistically writes MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE or some stupid faggy shit like that, I genuinely...
  29. Funny Watermelon

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 The Tyler containment thread - this user has somehow united both kiwifarms and onion farms against him by just being that annoying

    What about Jersh who didn't choose that cuz his dick is broke and pretends he chose it to appease the BP lardfield?
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    KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip

    Isn't she still around, just much more on the downlow? I could swear I've seen her still post on other threads.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 The Tyler containment thread - this user has somehow united both kiwifarms and onion farms against him by just being that annoying

    I was a bit surprised when my notifications were flooded, I thought it was something else, but half of them were thread move which I patiently waited for. Seems it was worth the wait. Unfortunately the sperg is banned so I can't see more of his retardation, but I'll give him time until he...
  32. Funny Watermelon

    The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

    Personally, I don't know what the creator of the game was expecting. They taunted the internet with a lot of in universe "cry about it" posts about their thinly veiled fetish and the internet responded. That being said, soyteens see anything slightly adult themed and immediately call out the...
  33. Funny Watermelon

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 The Tyler containment thread - this user has somehow united both kiwifarms and onion farms against him by just being that annoying

    This sperg is trying very hard to act like an old internet troll circa 2006 - 2010 but only comes off as a badly written disney villain like that guy from Wish. You can't even compare it to anime villains, cuz anime villains try to be edgy. This is just comical. Honestly I patiently wait for the...
  34. Funny Watermelon

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 The Tyler containment thread - this user has somehow united both kiwifarms and onion farms against him by just being that annoying

    This will sound harsh but that sounded just as retarded as when Claudio bragged about owning green redditors to his (uncaring) furry pedophile friends. Nobody cares. I agree on the rest of your post though Cool. Now kill yourself.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 The Tyler containment thread - this user has somehow united both kiwifarms and onion farms against him by just being that annoying

    I take a day or two off and I notice that there's this sperg trying to groom Zoey and that the whole zoey thread got derailed entirely (again), as well as this one. I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish or why other admins thought you were me just because you had Gore do what he did to...
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    And one of them is a mormon, believe it or not.
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Nool is now sending out bans to anyone who compares the Destiny situation to Warski's, apparently people in the KC thread have been hit. Lmfao
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    I support pedophiles and pedophillia
  39. Funny Watermelon

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    If this thread is to bellyache about admins, the only admins I really respect are 0 0 and AltRight I think that was his name, as well as some local mod for the V-Tuber area who was pretty surprising he got staff, since I only saw him in the celebrity boards (specifically in the channel awesome...
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    It's been posted like 55 times before, thank you for the daily reminder. Warning atop my post now please.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    At least you're being a good sport about it. Now let's go back to you complaining about how Josh and the admin team suck and abuse their "power" while I white knight him. We all know I love his cheese farts.
  42. Funny Watermelon

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Why does Josh keep blaming the absolute incompetence of site running on DDoSing? Who would even benefit from DDoSing the site? Like, he loves blaming trannies for it but as we've seen with the small TCRF saga they're just as incompetent as he is. So who the fuck else would even benefit from it?
  43. Funny Watermelon

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Not me, that was cicada, but looks like one of the admins got his clitty leaking given the warning he's seethe putting on my posts so might as well pretend I did it. Is the site up by the way? It solved the graphic and still nothing.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Site once again is broken to shit and barely loads. Fix the fucking site Josh.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    I got ninja'd before I could even post. And yeah you're right. How much you wanna bet Destiny Pedo but Warski notapedo? I bet 1 watamelon.
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    I love how nobody in green reddit acknowledges this despite it being so fucking obvious. How the whole kill all jews mentality is only a thing because of nigger faggots like Hasan Piker. No yeah because Kanye West said the same shit 2 years prior and the motherfucker got dragged through the...
  47. Funny Watermelon

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Imma be real, for the past few months I've been lurking this forum, it got rather tiresome to see the same fat whore show up in threads and for 50 pages to just be "fuck off fatass" so I'm glad she finally got the hint and fucked off. To go back to topic I remember seeing that a topic of...
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    KF Linked ⛓️ Glowie / Internet Safety Professional / Overlord Khekor / Prateor Khekor / TemperatorBot

    An even more real mystery is why you think anyone would be so retarded as to self-report so easily in this forum when they're not permabanned yet, or why you think saying shit is no longer funny equals defending stuff. But to each their own my autistic friend Seethe harder by the way.
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    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    How is a forum that nobody gives a shit about unless they want to mention as the internet boogeymen ruining the internet exactly? It's just a refuge for retards, schizos and soyteens. I'd figure that places like Twitter/Bluesky, DeviantArt and Tumblr had a much bigger horrific impact on the...
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    KF Linked ⛓️ Glowie / Internet Safety Professional / Overlord Khekor / Prateor Khekor / TemperatorBot

    You're possibly even more retarded than josh if you think I'm CallMeCicada just for the watermelon posting. But glad to know you're on that retarded bandwagon Lidl started too. Never forget what Andrew Warski did btw.
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    By the way, given that someone already asked me this. How much do you want to bet he believes I'm CMC because I'm purposefully using watermelons as my profile since they make him seethe? Given that he's banned people for thinking that they're on OF off site, I'm expecting that poor man to get a...
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    KF Linked ⛓️ Glowie / Internet Safety Professional / Overlord Khekor / Prateor Khekor / TemperatorBot

    I never said that so you can quick projecting your prior beliefs onto others you stupid retarded nigger.
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Here's something I particularly don't understand. I know Null is the biggest hypocrite on the website, but Nick Fuentes basically says shit he does on the daily on MATI. I don't really understand what is it with his fluctuating opinions on jews here, one day they're the evil root of all...
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    KF Linked ⛓️ Glowie / Internet Safety Professional / Overlord Khekor / Prateor Khekor / TemperatorBot

    I'll do that once you get your nose out of Null's ass and stop sucking the same 2 blockland farts. You are probably the stupidest faggot in purple reddit besides the mod you circlejerk with.
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Anything to antagonize him, to be honest. Although, why are you surprised he wasn't happy? He's the same guy who proclaimed very enthusiastically that we must allow kikes to rape our children or else the god dang mexicans win.
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    KF Linked ⛓️ Glowie / Internet Safety Professional / Overlord Khekor / Prateor Khekor / TemperatorBot

    I had to make an account specifically to comment on how much of a retarded faggot you are. People are critical of the glowie ban much like they were critical of @SIGSEGV 's ban and had an equal reaction back then (so much so that this forum exists). Call it a cope like a faggot all you want, it...
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