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  1. Need For Sneed

    Make an imageboard

    A Nigerian-themed image board would be based AF.
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    Pick a Direction please

    I see OF becoming a Nairaland competitor and Kengle's own personal Kardashian spank bank. It's not what I signed up for, but you do you Ken.
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    Favourite Lolcow

    I haven't listened to that yet. Thanks for the heads up. In the meantime, here is what some consider to be the definitive potted history of King Terry. Well worth investing an hour and a half.
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    Favourite Lolcow

    At least @ImpassionateLeek4 knows the difference between shitposts and shit posts, and is self-aware enough to know the category into which his posts fit.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    I always thought ME was just an especially based tranny, not a true and honest woman. I've learned something today.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    lol gay
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Celebrity’s who have Kiwi Farms accounts (Now a Guru Larry q&a thread!)

    A @Larry Bundy Sr plushie? At least it isn't a Funko, though I wouldn't be surprised if one of those is in the works as well. Edit: archive
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    In other words, if you're just one of those degenerate incels that troons out as an excuse to be rapey, you can change back to being a degenerate incel that doesn't need to troon out to be rapey once the current troon fad passes?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    The cringe is coming from inside the thread.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Dante negrates me about once a month without fail. Make of that what you will.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Isn't 'dienull' German for "The Null"?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Women are like dog turds: the older they get, the easier they are to pick up. Autism.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    Australian banks have been surprisingly slack wrt money laundering, but idk how much longer that'll last. One of the major banks here recently got a bollocking for some 23 million breaches of anti-money laundering laws, including but not limited to dozens of instances of nonces making...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Celebrity’s who have Kiwi Farms accounts (Now a Guru Larry q&a thread!)

    "Larry" mentioned something about two puppets owned by Ashens. If Ashens makes a video featuring two puppets, that would be enough to convince me. Unless, of course, "Larry" got Ashens confused with Techmoan, who is famous for his puppets. Though I can't see how... Ashens looks like Karl...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    Fum fact: Nobby Beach is located in the heart of the Gold Coast, which is basically Australia's Florida. It's also infamous for the number of sketchy businesses based there. Even if PO Box 16 isn't tied to Russian cyberspooks, there's probably still something dodgy going on there. But that's...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Many women tend to believe that they are fat (even when they're not). Cows like Amberlynn and Chantal are popular because said not-really-fat chicks can point and say "at least I'm not as far as her!".
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    AFAIK KimCoppolaAficionado is Senior Lexmechanic's new name, so it makes sense that he'd white knight for trannies.
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    Documentaries on autism or lolcows

    @SchizoNetwork is special. They have needs. Special needs... sneeds, if you will.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    ok doomer [ original | archive ]
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Celebrity’s who have Kiwi Farms accounts (Now a Guru Larry q&a thread!)

    Kickscammers is still worth watching, but yeah... The rest of Slopes' output is just shilling, consooming or soy-flavoured (or a combination of two or more of these things).
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    That's the faggiest forum theme I've ever seen. It makes even the worst of Kengle's abortions look good.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I didn't know you could get autism more than once, especially if you're born with it, but there you go...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Not even the world's biggest IMAX screen could contain all the projection in this post.
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    Kiwifarms is the Best Friend Onionfarms ever had

    lol gay
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    I love how Lex's withdrawal-induced meltdown led to the creation of the GOAT copypasta.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    MM has seemed a little overly familar with KF (and some of its lore) since the get go. He's either a mechaturboautist or a sock .
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    ... who are either autistic, or lying about being neurotypical.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    There are only two types of KF users: autists and liars.
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    LOLs from the Supporters Forum.

    The best bit of Supporters is that it's a great way to farm good boy points without increasing one's post count, assuming you're autistic enough to worry about the good boy points:post ratio . In Boldy's defence, her commentary wrt to online dating is fucking hilarious. It's the second best...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    lol gay
  31. Need For Sneed

    Jimmy Saville

    *Savile Meanwhile, John Lydon a.k.a. Johnny Rotten is (a) based as fuck and (b) knew Savile was a nonce as early as 1978.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Flamesoul / "Redd" / ReddZArtz / Artzredd / reddzdeddz / xReddifx / Skypaw298 / like-a-redwhisker

    :story: KF's loss is OF's gain. Good work on the OP, @Leg Pit Cream.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Given the calibre of some of Jersh's newer janny hires, it's a bit fucking rich when KF autists point and laugh at OF's jannies.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    The best bit is how TJD's REEEEEEEEEing over Muh Kiwi Farms has been overrun (yet again) by good ol' fashioned shitposting, with dualposters leading the charge. Semper Fucking Fi.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    Titan West might be a far-right turboautist , but at least he had the sense to back the fuck away from Boxy. I love how the anti A&H sperging pretty much BTFO the "Kiwi Farms is a far-right hate site" rhetoric floated on the internet at large.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    The fact she uses a screen name based on a sexy old-timey fictional character suggests they are either (a) an old fat bitch or (b) an old fat tranny. I'd be putting my shekels on the latter.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    Well, there's the first chapter of his Manifesto.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    BoxerShorts47.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Good on ya @Whales Forever, ya mad cunt! :haha::haha::haha:
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Moar gayops. https://kiwifarms.net/members/onionfarmsinvader.79142/ (archive)
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    funny shit from Person of Interests

    *Persons of Interest
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    ngl she's my favourite perpetually assblasted dyke over on the Farms.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Based.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I may be misremembering, but wasn't that the thread that led to zed having his broom taken away by Jersh?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    The first rule of running a forum is to never hire a janny that wants the job. Though it looks like Jersh had little choice, especially if "must be a Polak" was one of the pre-requisites.
  46. Need For Sneed

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    tbf they're doing pretty good job of shitting it up by themselves.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Pee Cola is a colossal faggot.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Can't someone at least halal him first? I would, but I'm a lazy cunt. Even if I wasn't a lazy cunt, I couldn't dox my way out of a wet paper bag. Such as that Canadian faggot that invited himself around to Chateau Rackets and gave everyone (especially Ty) the shits during the 2020 election...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    It's even sadder when you realise that $20 in 2021 bitcoins would have cost about tree fiddy back in 2015.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I'd laugh if he started that OF thread just to try and win a free T&H tag from one of KF's more cashed-up fans. Sad cunt should just give Jersh some cryptos like a good little paypiggy.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The better KF's SEO is, the more heifers he can herd into his harem BP?
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Josh and Finances

    Can confirm.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    It wouldn't surprise me if Nixon and J. Edgar Hoover were bumming each other back in the day.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Maybe I'm ⏰, but wouldn't the plural of hugbox be "hugboxen" rather than "hugboxes"?
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    Kiwifarms Linked Sara Trombonista Seitelman/William Dunsparce Davenport

    Maybe it's zed running gayops? @{o}P probably couldn't dox his way out of a paper bag, and zed's been awfully quiet since being banned from KF...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Sara Trombonista Seitelman/William Dunsparce Davenport

    A (((chosen person))) working with fresh produce all day and doing a whole bunch of other stuff after hours for free? Sounds like she's living in a virtual kibbutz.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    AutismFarms when?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Fuck me drunk. There are entire cinema chains that have less projection than that KF thread.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    FTFY
  60. Need For Sneed

    What Would Be The Ideal Job for Josh?

    Tour guide at a Holocaust Museum.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    DocHoliday1977. OF could do with its own resident certified schizocow.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Y'all might be a bunch of perpetually ass-blasted fags, but you're the most fun bunch of perpetually ass-blasted fags I've ever encountered, so that's nice.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Florence is a dude, yeah? I assume anyone with an obviously feminine name on KF is either a dude or a troon.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Funny how most KF/OF dualposters are way more chill than KF fundamentalists. That said, I'm enough of a NPC to not attract the ire of KF fundies, despite being a blatant dualposter. Quite.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    You say that like it's a bad thing.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    Is it just me, or has there been a spike of new users on OF since APC got yeeted from KF?
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    Pictures of Cars or anything to do with cars

    My first car was one of these, but in blue. I've also had one of these. I need another Corolla in my life. I'd love to go full weeb and buy a JDM AE86, but prices are stratospheric and most have been thrashed to within an inch of their life... which is a fucking scary amount of thrashing...
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    Pictures of Cars or anything to do with cars

    The Toyota Corolla is the greatest car of all time. Change my mind.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    LOL. You're not nearly faggy or retarded enough to be Wendy Carter.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Maybe Jersh is hoping to pick up?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Autism.
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    A&H Inauguration Meltdown thread

    Quite. Obama has a presence. Biden comes across as a civil servant that should have retired about 15 years ago, but doesn't want to because it'd mean being stuck at home with his wife all day.
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    Dead Kiwi Farms Users.

    When is the "love" reaction on OF going to be replaced with "feels"?
  74. Need For Sneed

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    More crunklord420 goodness: Dumb nigger obviously never heard of the 220-240V 50Hz AC electricity used in other parts of the world.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    $5 says it's an OF detractor running gayops to win good boy points from Jersh.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    Case in point: Boxy. Despite sperging so hard about muh stickies that he's nearly -40k asspats in the hole, he still keeps farming politispergs for good boy points. The only problem is that Boxy also has a relentless drive to white knight every single pedocow on the Farms; burying this hard...
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    Syrup

    Seems legit.
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    Syrup

    Sneed was always a shit tier forced meme.
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    Syrup

    Jebus. That's like asking what's the best kind of cancer to have.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Fun fact: Every KF user that has "Wendy" in their name is a total spaz.
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