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Making fun of Kiwis opens the market to people who will spend money just to shit on KF. But overdoing it isn't fun either. Just enough of a jab at their expense, enough to make even basic bitches consider purchasing just because the design is decent and the message is funny.

Also I want to make a map of new zealand but instead of auckland being the capitol I want it to say "autism" and then rename cities after different in jokes and popular topics Our merch is gonna be better than Kiwifarms, trust.

@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt make me a mug that says Kiwifarmer Tears pls and thank

Thanks for the inspiration

I'm keeping an eye on things.

The site is running slower than a constipated slug tonight. Sorry for the double post folks.

It would be funny if the accounts made icons spelled something out

NovelAI could probably do it

Wolverine and Deadpool wouldn't regenerate because both of them are pretty heavily scarred (with DP obviously having much more going on with his body) pre-powers and none of that was resolved with their powers. Superman probably would regenerate slowly if it was done, but I'm not sure about...

Again with the Regina gifs. You tryin' to flirt with my skitzoposting alter ego?

It's in this thread. Multiple instances of her porn are in this thread including the piss videos.

Summon his demon form and give it a sad handjob.

At first I felt kinda bad that you all were clowning on this kid because I didn't know the whole story. Then I saw the youtube videos and decided it's entirely deserved. That's some truly weird shit, it's got classic lolcow energy but with zoomer degeneracy. Well done to our resident Socker.

That's a given. The majority of people here didn't get baleeted from KF for just vibing without issue, it takes a certain level of retard to be banned as hard as some people have been. While Josh can be a babyback bitch and ban people for stupid things, a lot of the more prolific bans occurred...

For the record, I don't have ban powers. Work has kept me busy so I haven't been able to keep up, but if any additional tidying needs to be done I'll get to it when I have a little more free time, probably tomorrow or over the weekend.

So I see we have a designated shitting thread, nice.

To be fair Hector could've provided the info about the death, but he decided to be massively retarded instead of providing anything official.

Almost all the twitter pedo hunter accounts were either run by pedos looking to get rid of people they didn't like, or followed by a bunch of pedos for showing these retards where to look for cp. Figure it's the same sorta thing all around really.

This surname sounds familiar. I think they were named in something else in the Kiwi sphere. I think potentially a bar complaint against Nick Rekieta? But I do remember hearing that surname mentioned in the lolcow sphere before when it came to legal shit.

Alright Kiwisisters, let's discuss the ethics of fucking cartoon dogs.

Elaine is really panicking about that thread rewrite. Good.

When you're lost in the sauce there's no coming out.

Why did she go protected, I wonder?

So he's organized his Arkomia thread but I still don't really understand it all and why it can't just be corraled in the splinter sites thread. He's desperate for attention for his personal vendetta.

When the gayops backfires and makes an even funnier outcome for us in the peanut gallery

The only zoo here is @Puta Madre and he deserves 72 virgin woodchippers. Honorable mention to Null's zoosadism archive.

Here I got one for you. There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up...

I wonder what else he's sitting on, really.

Step into the light, Nessie.

Denial only makes it worse. Seek therapy. Your relationship with it can still be salvaged if you come clean about your transgressions.

Ohh, he doesn't know... I wanted to be nice and not mention the fact that even your flashlight rejected you but here we are.

Atp Arkomia is his sleep paralysis demon which is an amalgamation of every mean thing said on the internet about him and pinned to a single identity. Plus people who don't agree with him, plus whatevrt else inconveniences him. It's a fanfic that he writes to cope with being assraped every night...

Identifying someone with self-awareness is like finding a needle in a haystack among the Kwiffar and those exiled.

If he did it silently regarding his dox, Ashley would be too stupid to have put two and two together. I don't think anyone else would try something of that nature. I love skitzoposting especially when they get everything wrong. Nah there's no helping him. He voluntarily became a lunatic. He...

I just think the effort Gaylord Socker puts into alogging here is funny, he tries acting like he's better but he puts more effort into alogging than anyone else besides Ashley. We're so terrible and yet he takes all these steps to make sure he can stay here even though nobody wants him around...

@SSj_Ness is a massive faggot, but go on and continue fellating him. You sure are funny when you're mad about something. Truth be told I didn't care about the evidence, I just wanted to see how you'd respond to being asked to back up your claims. Seems like you're just throwing a fit and...

Maybe there's some truth to those claims if you're that mad about it.

Post proof or shut the fuck up.

So uh how about them kiwiniggers?

Just read through the new KF thread op in Prospering Grounds. Axiom makes some spelling and grammar errors but otherwise made a good effort.

See? It's lucrative.

Let's crowdfund an onion buttplug that has electrostimulation that triggers every time a post you make gets screenshotted and posted on Kiwifarms.

Time for the Onionfarms was right posts. GG to the guy who actually got the information. I was a skeptic because his friends never provided documents, but now it's settled. Hector is still a fucking slimebag though.

IF, and I say this with a big IF, Lidl were a true and honest woman her Twitter account is @rainytuktuk.

I feel like the only reason he hasn't stuck with a game and finished his build is because like everything in his life he's needed to be coddled and have his hand held through it all. Lazy fuck.

It is quite easy to admit that all site owners/head brooms are massively gay and retarded. Null, Kengle, Lamarcus, Graf, the guy who owns rdrama, Lowtax, Zoom, Hotwheels, the list goes on. Many such cases.

Nah they're low quality targets. Maybe funny to play with on a small scale but wouldn't really matter much in the greatet scale of things. Bryan will always be his own biggest enemy and Lamarcus romanticizes Minecraft to the point that someone helping him play would be a win for him. Go big or...

Blaine's troon name

>Erika >Her :story::story::story:

Little does he know we use the super secret furry-free group chat to a-log more interesting speds like AnOminous.

The sad part is I'd 100% believe Null had some wild erp shit going down on the side. He seems like the kind of guy that could only get off pretending he's anyone but himself.

I use the Bear Computer theme.

No

If that faggot comes back to act outta pocket again I'm gonna show everyone a really neat magic trick.

I was out for one whole day because I got sick and the site devolved into madness. 😭

Ain't no way

I think it's so hilarious because I can see exactly where our vamp is playing them and Glowie is still reeing about "Arkomia! Zrcalo!" while missing the big blinking arrow pointing towards what's actually happening in that thread.

Cringestorian is definitely gayopping with Glowie, that's for sure. Either he's feeding Glowie the theories or outright making socks to antagonize Glowie into weirder shit.

Elaine is a pedophile which is why she wants Torswats back. She doesn't have any more minors to send her nudes to with him gone.

That's what I thought lmao

@Constant Cringestorian thinks you're Zrcalo because you caped for Byuu and have posted similar things. Wanna speak for yourself?

What an interesting coincidence.

I'm the only woman allowed to make skitzo theories around here because I don't actually believe half the shit I say anyway.

Is that called Waardenberg syndrome

Cringestorian X knows more than he lets on about the situation.

I'm talkin bout the journo, Lidl is probably a Mandy 2.0 if he/she isn't someone already known.

He should be here.

Don't think he'd let a woman make him feel like he needs to change up the formula. Pussy is pussy but only someone you love and truly wanna work with would make a guy want to make those significant changes and I don't see him as a man in love, I see him as a man scorned and desperate.

Girlies, lemme ask you this. If she was dating him, do you think she could resist not making it known? She's already an attention whore. She'd be writing articles about it, she would post pictures. Even if it isn't explicitly stating Josh, a woman like that would want to get as close as she can...

Is this nigga really coming back to the US or has he been here the whole time?

I went in and edited the post so that nobody's eyes get assaulted, but added my own little touch. I wanted to share it here because it is more relevant to this conversation.

He's mad he got caught.

Banksy is not a single person, it is a collective posing as a single person.

I'm starting the skitzo theory you're both the same person but different personalities (joke)

He's backtracking hard enough to leave skids now.

Glowie got so fucking mad when the Kwiffars laughed at me fucking with the catfucker, like NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE AN ONIONFARMER ESPECIALLY NOT AN ONION JANNY The fact that "stop socking gaylord" kept getting assmad at me by calling me a janny despite me never doing anything...

I'm going to make a new tard cage thread for the socking chronicles that they can all shit up as much as they want.

I noticed he's the biggest summerfag I've ever seen that cruises the trending posts and popular cow threads and provides no real substance to his posts, thinking he's got a massive gotcha or funny post when in reality it just comes off as weird. He doesn't have a consistent use pattern outside...

His grudge makes no sense to me. How does this guy rationalize his behavior? We all had fun fucking with a retard, people laughed, no foul play. But of course Glowie has to insert his unnecessary commentary like he's essential to the situation. News flash: Nobody wants you around Glowie. You're...