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These are real jokes, written by real Nigerians. Grammar, typos and bizarre formatting have been left unchanged. While the poor utilization of English is in itself funny they do seem to have a solid grasp of joke structure and writing

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away...

Bad and fat

It's basically Russia but worse because it's full of bootlipped gorilla niggers who want to steal your grandma's social security checks

Hello, I'm here now, how many I help you? I'll leave my DMs open in case you want to talk more

@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, it's okay to be wrong. No need to hide it!

Slavs can't do anything right.

Recent schizoposting on the topic made me realize we should probably have a thread on one of the few "Australians" Jewsh would hope didn't get got if nukes hit Straya. So, what do we know? He's a Chinaboy, likely born in Australia due to his very standardized accent which we've heard on MATI...

TL;DR I'm going to abandon my apartment and make a long journey via hitchhiking from Fargo,ND to Casper, WY. Yes, obviously, I intend to kick it with Cobra if he'll have me. But also, I used to live there and it'll be a fine enough place to stack bread for the coming winter. Today is May 16 and...

Then you should vote in this thread : https://kiwifarms.net/threads/should-i-forfeit-my-dox.190540/ I make my decision to either fuck off into the ether or drop my dox on the 9th. I'm not kidding.

Post videos of people fighting. Simple as. Preferably don't be a dork by linking to Twitter feeds that require sign-in since there's multiple ways to easily download videos

I haven't come up with anything good yet but I'm having fun sticking various faces onto the logo

Some of you may have noticed an interesting new user we have @BrotherAlameen Kiwi Farms has a PG thread on him and from what I can glean, there's someone larping as him because he's larping as the other guy or some convoluted shit like that. One or both of them are members of 764, so I'd hope...

@WelperHelper99 Welpie is a 22 year old highly autistic welder and anime fan currently living in Parts Unknown, Utah (likely Salt Lake City or possibly Helper) "My guy" is his zoomie zoom battle cry and it will be the last you hear before he hits you with a regurgitated take from last week's...

A counterpart to the thread here: https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/what-are-some-truly-good-things-that-kiwi-farms-has-done.178571/ •Exposing lolcows to potential financial fraud by hosting dox containing their social security numbers