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    I'm Going To Make My Own Onion Farms Shirt

    With blackjack! And hookers!
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    For those reading this in the future (probably 2 months from now), Lounge 96 was yet another failed attempt at a Kiwi Farms splinter forum. Founded by =Gargamel&o=date']someone closely associated with the Catler Yiffy Leaks, they were bound to shine bright and attract the greatest minds who were...
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    Cultural Differences in the Cowsphere

    Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away...
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    Null

    Bad and fat
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    Nigeria

    It's basically Russia but worse because it's full of bootlipped gorilla niggers who want to steal your grandma's social security checks
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who DMed Me on KF?

    Hello, I'm here now, how many I help you? I'll leave my DMs open in case you want to talk more
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    Kiwifarms Linked Vincent Zhen / Flow Chemical Pty Ltd

    Recent schizoposting on the topic made me realize we should probably have a thread on one of the few "Australians" Jewsh would hope didn't get got if nukes hit Straya. So, what do we know? He's a Chinaboy, likely born in Australia due to his very standardized accent which we've heard on MATI...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Woodchipper Is Hitchhiking To Casper

    TL;DR I'm going to abandon my apartment and make a long journey via hitchhiking from Fargo,ND to Casper, WY. Yes, obviously, I intend to kick it with Cobra if he'll have me. But also, I used to live there and it'll be a fine enough place to stack bread for the coming winter. Today is May 16 and...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Want My Dox?

    Then you should vote in this thread : https://kiwifarms.net/threads/should-i-forfeit-my-dox.190540/ I make my decision to either fuck off into the ether or drop my dox on the 9th. I'm not kidding.
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    Merch Ideas and Rough Drafting

    I haven't come up with anything good yet but I'm having fun sticking various faces onto the logo
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    Public Figure - Niche Brother Alameen

    Some of you may have noticed an interesting new user we have @BrotherAlameen Kiwi Farms has a PG thread on him and from what I can glean, there's someone larping as him because he's larping as the other guy or some convoluted shit like that. One or both of them are members of 764, so I'd hope...
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    Communities Duolicious - The 4chan Dating Site

    I got bored and decided to see what the retards on 4chan were up to when I came across an eyebrow raising ad When it comes to things like this, if it's free, you're the product. While it's 100% some variety of data mining operation, if not something more nefarious, I'm going to check it out...
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    Kiwifarms Linked @WelperHelper99

    @WelperHelper99 Welpie is a 22 year old highly autistic welder and anime fan currently living in Parts Unknown, Utah (likely Salt Lake City or possibly Helper) "My guy" is his zoomie zoom battle cry and it will be the last you hear before he hits you with a regurgitated take from last week's...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights What are some truly bad things Kiwi Farms has done?

    A counterpart to the thread here: https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/what-are-some-truly-good-things-that-kiwi-farms-has-done.178571/ •Exposing lolcows to potential financial fraud by hosting dox containing their social security numbers
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    I expect most of you to be more than aware of how to get it done, so this will serve as a guide to the less experienced who wish to have a bit of fun at the Kiwi jannies expense. I'm by no means an expert and there may be inaccuracies in what I say, so take it with a grain of salt and use your...
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